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Stash the Glock

Go get your money, honey

I'm taking back

All that's been taken from me

#sakura #sakuino #naruto #art #goblin art #implied sakuino bc the baby collar is from Ino #song is honey by kanga

He frowed up

#cat

cactiisk

who would win a 10000 year old demon lord or a 5'0" twink with a light saber

#totk

one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

penrosesun

#Damien and I joke all the time about getting divorced so we can get married again

unstablecryptid

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

#not with that attitude

Listen I know all you girlies out there watched The Bear and now you want a strung out skinny linecook bf but linecooks are very hard to care for.

We need to be fed a pack of Marlboro reds a day, and we cannot survive on water, we need energy drinks.

Also, it’s important to give your line cook proper enrichment. Tossing an 8ball of meth into his enclosure can make a world of difference in your line cook’s well-being.

#line cook #the bear

nekronaut

Alexis Mincolla getting strange on the range . Joshua Tree California 2021

#fun fact I have his phone number and have texted him on and off for a few years #he’s rad

There is a criminal lack of trans Link x Zelda content :/

k-dhd

#throwing up #yeah that’s it

glitchygoblin

Long hair Obito looks like a lil baby Madara

#You know what #grandpas lil man be upon you

chromaticabrasions

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

#mono

I’m done being kind and soft. Going back to being the raging dickhead I was when I was 20.

cannibalchicken

#yeah pretty much

topbottomswitchblade

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

#me tbh