Stagnant Magic

/amˈbivələnt/ • ghost hunting & fuckin •

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[uredrunk]

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[no-chill-at-all]

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[firekill1015]

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

[glitterandritalin]

😂😂

[kuuras]

🍂 ✧ ° 🍁 H e l l o , A u t u m n ! 🍁 ° ✧ 🍂  

“In the season of Autumn, we realize how beautiful it is to let things go and to move on.”

[theshellshack]

[homietwt]

[teenscoolest]

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[joegran]

dog of song

[vivvav-deactivated20220308]

THE DOG OF WISDOM LIVES

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[sovietnam]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]