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cowboy carter like me . . . HAHAHA

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Bruno mars is like puss in boots as a human

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in a sick and twisted alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular.

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just realised the yellowjackets went missing when princess diana was still alive and came back after her death....yall.

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humanities majors are literally not needed and inferior to society. anyway guys go stream my favourite artists album and look at the new painting i bought for my newly designed house. also i'm gonna go read that book i just borrowed from the library ran by english majors

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love tayvis through thick and thin and so happy about their engagement but you're telling me taylor's name could've been TAYLOR ALISON ALWYN??? SO lotr of her

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the casual misogyny in the summer i turned pretty is so wack has anyone else noticed that????

ESPECIALLY in the latest season where theres stem and business women threatening their weird parasocial relationships they have with the men in this show

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THG theories

saw a comment earlier talking about how no one survived the 70th hunger games after the dam collapsed and they chose annie as the victor since it was more probable that a district 4 tribute could survive the event, they ended up doing the same thing they did with loulou to a random child and that's why "annie" shrieks and covers her ears all the time. credits to sailorgalaxis on tiktok for that one cause WHAT ON EARTH??

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kristy thomas could've won the hunger games, but haymitch could NEVER run the babysitters club.

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LUCY GRAY IS ALIVE!!

what's lucy backwards? ycul. ycul typically refers to an air cooled scroll condensing unit by york. these units are components of refrigeration systems, used in air conditioning applications. who uses air conditioning? australians, due to the scorching heat. conclusion? lucy grey escaped to australia and became a soundcloud rapper, creating diss tracks for snow. this explains why australia is nicknamed the land down 'under', because it never lands on top, unlike president snow.