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izzy's playlists!
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Jules of Nature
we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Keni
RMH

shark vs the universe
DEAR READER
todays bird
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Stranger Things

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★Welcome to my blog★
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Did my make-up and wanted to share, will see if it stays up or if I give myself the ick a few hours later.
Suprised it came out as good as it did especially since I had not much motivation (but I needed to check how well everything holds up since I go on vacation soon and might need to replace some products) almost motivated to put on something nicer looking to take some pictures (ignore my dirt stay at home multipurpose dying, crafting and everything else shirt)
Put on my new glasses as well, which have been fine so far but as suspected aren’t great if I have on longer lashes since they hit the lenses if I push it all the way up my nose.
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop
i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with
I actually genuinely don't care if people wear fetish gear out in public like I don't care. This is one of those things people always want you to be outraged about but I genuinely don't give a fuck I'm sorry
Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next
An angel dies every time you say ‘neurodivergent’ but are only referring to autism/ADHD.
jiayillu
too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life
a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you
netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.
You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.
Thick thighs saves lives my ass until companies understand how to construct skorts and shorts that don’t miss the one centimeter that is the reason my thighs are about to start a bonfire from rubbing against each other so much.
happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah
to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.