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Hoohoo! I'm Woocy, a 29-year-old writer, crocheter, chronic yapper, raccoon, pervert, and extremely rarely, artist. Those are the broad strokes and the important ones, but because I am, as previously stated, a chronic yapper, I will go into more intimate detail beneath the cut.
My current fandom may be the one I'm most brainrotted for presently, but with few exceptions I am no less delighted to dip my toes into previous fandoms too. I consider Fire Emblem - the entire series - my Forever Fandom.
Current fandom: Transformers! I've watched all of G1, most of TFA, and I've consumed some IDW. (Current as of 6/30/26)
Beloved ships: Jazz/Soundwave, Prowl/Constructicons, Optimus/big booby harem, and more!
Beloved characters: Soundwave, Jazz, Bonecrusher, Skywarp, Ironhide, and more!
This is an NSFW blog. Minors will be blocked.
For that matter, I use block functions very liberally and encourage others to do likewise.
I have historically written a very, very wide range of "problematic" topics, including incest, age gaps, noncon, dubcon, and more. I am firmly of the belief that fiction is fiction; that said, I will always try to be considerate of others' limits where I am able.
I am asexual, and my interest in sex and sexuality is 100% predicated on the actors involved being fictional. If I am talking to you about fictional characters having sex, I would appreciate it very much if the topic would stay exclusively on the fictional characters. It's nothing personal, you're just gross because you're real, and I don't care to have a fun conversation about Ratchet's mommy milkers be derailed because you want to talk about doing lactation kink in real life.
My talking or writing about NSFW topics will never be an invitation for you to make advances on or assumptions about me, my preferences, or my actions.
I reliably get JAZZED AND A HALF when people talk to me about boobs, breast expansion/inflation, hyper boobs, unbirthing, mpreg, mechpreg, masturbation, mommy kink, and (very) public sex. I generally tend to like "weird" kinks better than "dark" kinks, but if you're ever unsure, you are welcome to (RESPECTFULLY) ask for more information.
My favorite ship dynamic is "The Stoic™ and Their Goofball".
I'm disabled! Very disabled! You will probably see me whine about it at some point. C'est la vie.
I have a little cat named Wally :) He makes me very happy :) He's part worm, that's why he only has three legs. His name is short for Wallaby and if you call him Wallace I will cry
Sometimes I voluntarily write essays. That, among other things, is what my alternate AO3 pseud is for.
I love Kesha and I am so obnoxious about it. Like not Stan Twitter obnoxious but I am all about that Musique
I genuinely really enjoy debating people on low-stakes fandom topics and will at times fail to pick up that others are not having as much fun as I am, or are interpreting my enthusiasm as aggression. Please never be afraid to tell me to back off if you're not in the mood, and know in turn that criticism and debate are often ways that I show appreciation for something I genuinely like.
You never, ever, ever owe me a response - not in reblogs, not in asks, not in DMs. You can drop off for absolutely any reason. I will let you know if the subject is important enough to me that I'd rather you say something.
Aaaaaaand that should be it! Thanks for coming, let's pal around and have a good time!
thinking I wanna read arranged marriage fic and then my brainworms piping up like hehe Structies/Prowl is basically arranged marriage if you don't think about it too hard or at all 🥰
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
