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Hoohoo! I'm Woocy, a 29-year-old writer, crocheter, chronic yapper, raccoon, pervert, and extremely rarely, artist. Those are the broad strokes and the important ones, but because I am, as previously stated, a chronic yapper, I will go into more intimate detail beneath the cut.
My current fandom may be the one I'm most brainrotted for presently, but with few exceptions I am no less delighted to dip my toes into previous fandoms too. I consider Fire Emblem - the entire series - my Forever Fandom.
Current fandom: Transformers! I'm in season three of g1 as of writing this, and I've consumed some IDW.
Beloved ships: Jazz/Soundwave, Prowl/Constructicons, Optimus/big booby harem, and more!
Beloved characters: Soundwave, Jazz, Bonecrusher, Skywarp, Ironhide, and more!
This is an NSFW blog. Minors will be blocked.
For that matter, I use block functions very liberally and encourage others to do likewise.
I have historically written a very, very wide range of "problematic" topics, including incest, age gaps, noncon, dubcon, and more. I am firmly of the belief that fiction is fiction; that said, I will always try to be considerate of others' limits where I am able.
I am asexual, and my interest in sex and sexuality is 100% predicated on the actors involved being fictional. If I am talking to you about fictional characters having sex, I would appreciate it very much if the topic would stay exclusively on the fictional characters. It's nothing personal, you're just gross because you're real, and I don't care to have a fun conversation about Ratchet's mommy milkers be derailed because you want to talk about doing lactation kink in real life.
My talking or writing about NSFW topics will never be an invitation for you to make advances on or assumptions about me, my preferences, or my actions.
I reliably get JAZZED AND A HALF when people talk to me about boobs, breast expansion/inflation, hyper boobs, unbirthing, mpreg, mechpreg, masturbation, mommy kink, and (very) public sex. I generally tend to like "weird" kinks better than "dark" kinks, but if you're ever unsure, you are welcome to (RESPECTFULLY) ask for more information.
My favorite ship dynamic is "The Stoic™ and Their Goofball".
I'm disabled! Very disabled! You will probably see me whine about it at some point. C'est la vie.
I have a little cat named Wally :) He makes me very happy :) He's part worm, that's why he only has three legs. His name is short for Wallaby and if you call him Wallace I will cry
Sometimes I voluntarily write essays. That, among other things, is what my alternate AO3 pseud is for.
I genuinely really enjoy debating people on low-stakes fandom topics and will at times fail to pick up that others are not having as much fun as I am, or are interpreting my enthusiasm as aggression. Please never be afraid to tell me to back off if you're not in the mood, and know in turn that criticism and debate are often ways that I show appreciation for something I genuinely like.
You never, ever, ever owe me a response - not in reblogs, not in asks, not in DMs. You can drop off for absolutely any reason. I will let you know if the subject is important enough to me that I'd rather you say something.
Aaaaaaand that should be it! Thanks for coming, let's pal around and have a good time!
Speaking of the cassettes, have you ever drawn Rumble and Frenzy? How do they operate in this AU? Like, tiny adults or also kids?
I had drawn Rumble! They're tiny adults now, but me and a friend I share this au with have joked that they're Megatron's kids. Buzzsaw is the odd one out for being yellow. Starscream can't tell Soundwave had given birth to more cassettes and thinks Resonance (Nancy) and Jammer (Jambotron 9000) were just ones he hadn't seen before. There's so many of them. It's possible he just missed them aboard the Nemesis.
Which of the cassettes are Jammer and Resonance closest to?
Jammer is closer to Rumble and Frenzy and they get up to mischief all the time. They're a terrible influence! Nobody is stopping them!
Jammer is also nearsighted like Jazz and that's what the visor is for ^^
Resonance is closer to Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ravage. They share their spy stories with her and she's all about mysteries and cool spy stuff! Like Batman!
It really is ingenious that someone went and came up with transfluid donations During pregnancy to justify pregnant robots getting creampied as often as possible. Whoever invented that idea you're an absolute superstar
The thing I love about Soundwave is he's ruthlessly efficient but also a fucking dork. I want him to love music and aspire to it but be absolutely terrible at it
Rare Redferno posting… what’s the occasion?? Wife (@wxnter-rain) birthday!!!!!!! She loves redferno (and thunderfire… I just went with Redferno cuz I don’t get to work with red that much) a lot so 💋 obviously… I gotta do her this service… I had a lot of fun working on them!! And they’re super cute… they look like apples to me 🍎
Bonecrusher loves showboating for his partners. Most notably, he loves flashing his valve at them in public.
Fwip-fwip and that's all it took. He'd have a cute, flustered partner and plausible deniability. It was awesome.
However, when he gets caught in the act one day, Prowl worries that he's placed his reputation on the line and requests that he stop... to immediate resistance from Bonecrusher.
Prowl then initiates an effort to dissuade further flashing through punishment. The rest of their partners are all too happy to join in.
Or: I needed me some Bonecrusher pussy content and now I've written 26k of it, lmao.
ConstructiProwl (emphasis Bonecrusher), 16k, rated E, chapter 1 of 2.
"I'm only criticizing the people who are lazy on purpose" is just not the reassurance people think it is when nearly every disabled person has been accused of not really being disabled and just being lazy on purpose
