[aliens-bro]

Do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[corporation-cats]

[itsensakaljastaja]

Kun heität saunassa liikaa löylyä, mutta suomalaisuus ja ylpeys ei anna paeta itse heittämiä löylyjä

[kittiezandtittiez]

[knitmeapony]

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

[drivefasterboy-deactivated20151]

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

[fuks]

Sick moves.

[dutchster]

hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think?

before:

after:

[c3rvida3]

My new meds make my skin throw a fit. It’s not terribly bad, just a few things here and there, but it’s bumming me out because I’ve never really had too many run-ins with acne.

My four-year-old sister, however, is under the impression that it’s just “3D freckles”, and that they look very, very pretty. She wants all of my freckles to “pop out”, especially the ones across my nose; they’re her favourite.

And it puts me in this weird position where I can’t say, “No, this is acne, and it’s bad,” because I don’t want to teach her that it’s a bad to have unclear skin, you know?

Because the more I think about interactions I have with children, the more I realise that children will consistently compliment “flaws” until they’ve been taught not to.

Like, a kid at the library, whose sister has vitiligo, saw my scars once and suggested that his sister and I should be cats for Halloween, since I have “tabby skin” and she has “calico skin”. “I can be a black cat,” he immediately added. “It’s not AS cool, but they’re the spookiest.”

When I started losing weight, my little brother immediately demanded that I gain it back, because I wasn’t as comfortable to cuddle with anymore.

And my other little sister always wants to wear her paint-stained clothes to school so that “everyone can tell [she’s] an artist”.

I don’t know. I guess talking to little kids just reminds me that all of this superficial shit we worry about really is 100% made up.

[grey-pura]

“MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS“

[jfwillumsen]

please dont be a ballad

ancient european proverb (via krempuffs)

[wtfismattbellamywearing]

I’ve been staring at this photo for a good ten minutes and have come to the following conclusions:

1. Chris always looks like a BAMF, he can actually do no wrong

2. Dom looks like something out of Scooby Doo Goes Skiing

3. I am never, ever going to run out of blog material but… I don’t think there’s enough words in the English language for me to express how I feel about Matt’s outfit, but I think it’s the boots that really send this one into the stratosphere of WTF-ery

Never change, Muse, never never change

[modumodu-blog1]

Visit Original Link

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever I vacuum up a spider there’s always a gnawing fear that he survived, has been angered, and is plotting his escape and revenge.

[tomorrowisapromisetono1]

Beautiful Biffy :)

[iraffiruse]

[coelacanthking]

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