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tlirsgender

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

tlirsgender

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

cookii-whore

jottingprosaist

Random sci fi bit:

Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”

lizardlicks

Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

reverbpotato

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

lonelymountainson

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

420moshdad

when u didnt do homework and teacher didnt collect it

coyotepack-official

1-800- R-U-SLAPPIN

ofools

Some fucking avocado tree: I’m goign to make my stupid seeds so big that no one will be able to consume it and spread it except for this humongous, immortal species of ground sloth which will absolutely never go extinct

lunchparade-deactivated20201030

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

joots-of-travel

toastoat

wet-monsoon

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate?

at what point do i just give up?

ishipmyotp

I’m sorry the who now

wet-monsoon

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold,

microsoft-zune

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

garbage-empress

I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler

segasataanshirou

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW

segasataanshirou

wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN

salancholy-deactivated20201117

WHAT

officialfist

THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

What the fuck do you have to ask for to make Shadman back the fuck up?

pinkestpunk

Hey yeah I actually know this guy, and like, have talked with him.

joyfulattic

please share your conversation with him or something like i desire to know what kind of guy he is

pinkestpunk

He absolutely was not just a normal guy with a weird kink. This shit was his life pretty much.

He had lots of talk about consumerism, slavery, and capitalism and why there were all good things. Almost to the point of a religion to him. He tried talking to me about his commission of a comic of, I believe, Asami cutting down a rainforest and industrializing it, and like weird undertone of loving sandwhiches. Everything he talked about in this aspect came down to sandwhiches with him.

He has spent thousands of dollars if not more on commissions for Asami abusing Korra

Asami owning a sandwich factory and slave labor

Blonde women own sandwhich factories and cutting down large expanses of forests

And the list goes on to other really strange stuff, but none of it inherently sexual

The only time I’ve known something sexual was his commission for shadman, which was, to the best of my memory, him asking Shadman to draw Korra and Asami abuse porn with like focus on Korra having a limp dick, that’s the most I remember from the screenshots he showed of his conversation with shadman, which he did show off and talk about how unprofessional shadman was for refusing to draw his commission.

The way he fucking talks is just something mind blowing to see a man this far stuck in his own little hole.

On a more dark and serious subject, he has been fired from his job and possibly disowned from his family for this kinda stuff. He talked about assaulting, sexually assaulting, and insulting the race or sexuality of his coworkers. People caught on he was kinda fucked up, and emailed his boss over that stuff and got him fired. I got to watch as he complained about it and the entire forum that he was on talking about it blew up for a good solid 2 hours over how fucked up this guy is for thinking he did nothing wrong, and him insulting everyone. It was absolutely bonkers.

Please do not give Murrlogic commissions, his money isn’t worth being associated with this man. Over all he is a very disgusting person and while it’s fun to point and laugh, he is really not someone who should be given the time of day.