Obscurity is forever.

I'm exactly the kind of person that would have hobbies. And interests too! My plushies: eebharas.deviantart.com eebharas.tumblr.com

[bassiter]

steph

stephanie

jeff

jeffanie

[lorde-of-the-things]

tim

timothy

jim

jimothy

[samoorex]

nick

nicholas

rick

richolas

[bassiter]

harry 

harold

larry

larold

[egberts]

Zack zackary Jack jackary

[persnickityslumps]

Jon Jonathan Ron Ronathan

[lizziebug]

Greg

Gregory

Craig 

Craigory

[tacomel420]

ben benjamin gwen gwenjamin

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

Phil Phillip Jill Jillip

[romeo728]

Frank Francis

Hank Hancis

[killitwithzombies]

Ed

Edward

Ned

Nedward

[fuocogo]

Dan

Daniel

Stan

Staniel

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

Meg

Margaret

Greg

Grargaret

[alienoakley]

Carry

Caroline

Gary

Garoline

[lonelymentality]

Al

Alphonse

Val

Valphonse

[danisontnonfire]

Jen

Jennifer

Ken

Kennifer

[slightly-confused-cat]

Andy Andrew

Mandy Mandrew

[phantilogy]

Rick Richard Nick Nichard

[carbonoid-reblogs]

Stan Stanley

Ann Annley

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

Vicky

Victoria

Nicky

Nictoria 

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[samuelandcandy-blog]

ok so this is something everyone on tumblr should know

imagine dragons was hired to write demo tracks for spiderman turn off the dark (aka the spiderman musical on broadway) in order to get people to invest in it and have enough money to hire someone more famous to write the musical

then the people who hired them thought, “hey, these are actually good songs we should make a cd of them and sell it”

so imagine dragons changed the words a little so they weren’t about spiderman and became famous

radioactive was originally about THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER THAT BIT SPIDERMAN

[theradioghost]

you know I read this and thought “bullshit there’s no way that’s true” but apparently it is

[legends-canon]

*J Jonah Jameson voice* I WANT THOSE TRACKS

[melnathea]

Earlier i was watching old scooby doo cartoons and velma fucking picked up the entire gang and ran off with them wher is this velma now cartoon network

WHERE is the velma we deserve

[melnathea]

LOOK AT THIS

VELMA IS FUCKING RIPPED

[butchpilotpearl-blog]

I heard that Velma has an eight pack. that Velma was shredded

[iguanamouth]

Could you draw this thing Fursona generator came up with "white boa. it loves to wear nail polish but applies it messily. it won't stop sweating."?

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[iguanamouth]

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

[glory-is-fleeting-blog]

person: hey what should we name this flower

second, much creepier person: baby's breath

[mitski2020]

[charlesoberonn]

How to make a popular modern cartoon

Season 1: Make it funny and creative, have the main character be a young kid who’s relatable and has room to grow and learn as the show goes along. Let the protagonist have healthy and complex relationships with their guardians, and don’t be afraid to show said guardians as flawed individuals who make mistakes. Keep the main status quo mostly grounded, but allow for gradual change. The adventures should be fun and only occasionally sad, and leave an impact on the characters and plot. Don’t shy away from the occasional big episode that’s more serious and gives hints to things to come.

Season 2: Bring in The Apocalypse

[lizzywhimsy]

Fun History Fact:

If you just got excited, you’re a nerd. 

[browsethestacks]

Vintage Magazine - Popular Mechanics (Feb1981)

[what-eats-owls]

IT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT DAD

GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUHHHHHHHH

[what-eats-owls]

the saga continues

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[rockhardgeologist]

[iamallybee]

The Muppets + Tumblr [part 1] [part 2]

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive