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[glorydays-goneby]

hey guys

so i’m done with this buffoonery and i’m just moving accounts

it’ll look exactly the same lmao

except i’m more diligent with tags

anyways check out @lemony-jiminy because that’s me now

[whisperofvintage]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[hillergoodspeed]

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[kwason]

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

Random Gemstone Generator

image credit: Lucas Durham

A “Gemerator,” if you will. Since there is already a way to roll randomly for gemstones in the DMG (p. 134), this series of tables is for creating brand new gemstones that might not even exist in nature. These are the gems as you might find them in a dungeon. To determine their worth, I would use the DMG. The appearance of the gem might not affect its overall worth since we are inventing new gems, so just make it worth as many gold pieces as is appropriate for the circumstance. You can also use this with my jewelry generator.

Gem Type

Most precious stones and minerals considered gems come in two varieties, either a stone or a crystal. Roll 1d6 to determine the gem’s type:

1: Stonelike (Matte)

2-3: Stonelike (Glossy)

4: Crystalline (Opaque)

5-6: Crystalline (Translucent)

Gem Size

First roll for the gem’s size. Since this is D&D, the gemstones can afford to be much larger than in reality. Fun thing I never really thought about before making this is that gemstones are a good way for adventurers to carry around gratuitous amounts of wealth in a smaller amount of space. Imagine carrying around a one-centimeter diamond instead of 5000 gold coins in a one-ton chest. Don’t ever dismiss the importance of gemstones.

Gem Shape

Although a gem’s shape does come from its cut, to simplify this series of tables and increase the variety it generates, I’ve separated the gem’s cut and its shape into different tables.

Gem Cut

Most valuable gems found in a dungeon have already been cut unless said dungeon is a natural cave system. To determine how the gem was cut, roll on the table below. Before modern advances, most hard gems were “cut” by abrading two gems together of similar hardness, beveling the natural crystal’s corners into facets. The gem dust from the abrasion was gathered and mixed with water or oil for polishing the gems into their finished form.

Gem Color

Next roll for the gem’s color. I could have just gone with ROYGBIV colors but gems can come in many varying hues. If you roll a 20, the gem has two colors. Roll again, ignoring further values of 20. Then roll on the next table to determine how the two colors interact.

Gem Pattern

Duo-colored gems are common, especially among stones rather than crystals. Think things like banded agate or tigers eye.

And you’re done! You’ve got a brand new gemstone that may or may not exist in nature! Use it for important or unique magic items or when imagining a new mineral for your setting.

[jzixuans]

so when janus takes logan's spot does he have access to all of logan's knowledge? is this stuff that he knows already? does he stay up all night the night before he plans on busting in studying?

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[slipknut]

Ellie Chu: nerd energy

Leah Lewis: jock energy

[honeymoonlover-moved-deactivate]

netflix releasing the half of it, never have i ever, hollywood, and a secret love:

[ajmichalka]

Saving Face (2004) dir. Alice Wu vs. The Half of It (2020) dir. Alice Wu

[rodrickheffeley]

netflix trinity

[janicesopranos]

STRANGER THINGS / THE HALF OF IT / I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

[lunaoblonsky]

The cast of “The Half of It”.

[homaresawa]

Endings are tricky because we expect answers. Fifteen years ago, with my first film Saving Face, I got one recurring question: “Is this ending… too happy?” At the time, as much as I saw the truth in it for my characters, I confessed to not knowing if that happy ending could be expected in real life; but as a queer woman, I wanted - needed - to see it in order to believe it could happen for me. Now with The Half Of It I’m regularly peppered with questions over whether certain characters end up together in an ever-pointed crescendo toward “But is the ending happy?” (Ha!) My honest answer is that the point of the film isn’t about who ends up with whom. It’s about three people who collide in a moment-in-time before going their separate ways, each now holding the piece of themselves that allows them to become the person they are meant to be. The end of the film is each of their beginnings. And for my characters, I can think of no happier ending. - Alice Wu

[dragonsareawesome123]

Apparently Alice Wu wrote ‘The Half Of It’ as a way to deal with the heartbreak of losing a friendship and now I’m sad

[illogicallyinclined]

i redownloaded the Sims 4 because finals are Rocking My Ass and i needed to de-destress by playing a low-stake video game for 18 hours straight, and it’s been a,,, wild ride

i’ve only made Logan, Roman, Patton and Virgil so far because it was Taking Too Long to make characters and i grew impatient, but here are some Highlights from my first day of play

Roman spent like two hours talking to himself in the bathroom mirror, and in that time frame, both Patton AND Logan ended up needing to use the restroom, except while Patton refused to enter the room until I forcefully removed Roman myself, Logan marched right in and yelled at Roman to GTFO without any outside intervention

i started it in the wintertime because summer is dumb and i like snow, and even though Virgil kept getting cold and complaining about it, he refused to stay in his Cold Weather Clothing no matter how many times i made him change, defaulting to his everyday hoodie instead 

Roman ALSO kept complaining about the cold, which makes sense because he refused to do anything but walk around in his boxers

i left them to their own devices for like ten minutes with full autonomy for the laughs, and in that process, i learned that Logan will NOT shower on his own if he’s in the middle of a book; he’ll just,,, keep reading until the book is finished, even if the decreasing hygiene metric is making him miserable

Patton’s sim sings in the shower, which is incredibly wholesome and also on brand

i forced all four of them to go to a social event even though Virgil and Logan were both pretty exhausted, so Logan made the executive decision to sleep on a bench whereas Virgil just sat there Feeling Bad and Making Sure I Knew About It

Patton wanted a beebox, so i got him one, except the bees keep getting enraged over Literally Nothing and attacking all of the household members at random, so i ended up deleting it

i built a second bathroom once i had enough money so that these dumb dumb idiots could stop walking in on one another, and yet both Patton AND Virgil walked in while Logan was showering despite the fact that there was an unused bathroom Less Than A Hallway Away

for clarification: they walked into the bathroom together. why did they do this, you may ask? Hell If I Know

actually, Virgil technically walked in twice. he walked in, got embarrassed, walked out, and then walked in with Patton a second time; (”i am looking,” “i am looking away,” “…i am looking again”)

i love this stupid game