[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[5tupidmansuit]

[baddywronglegs]

[toasterbounce]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[isa-renee]

to this day i’m still half convinced my brain completely made up that mcdonald’s strawberry sundae

[isa-renee]

i think my mom is listening to chappell roan???????

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[zagreus]

one must imagine Sisyphus really rooting for the forces of entropy

[zagreus]

when the boulder is ground down to a cobble, and that cobble ground into pebbles, and those pebbles into sand, and that sand into silt, and that silt into clay... only then will his torment be over

[zagreus]

if they don't show up with a new boulder within fifteen minutes he's legally allowed to leave

[bgm05]

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[jacobtheloofah]

in a similar vein:

british game dev in the 90's: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around

guy who's about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy's music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay

[musicmoreweirdthangood]

American game producer in the 90s: hey we’re making a shitty game where kids can enter to win about $100 worth of prizes, can somebody slap some music together so we can hurry up and grab a few hundred thousand kids’ allowances

Tim Follin about to make the NES sound chip sweat like a hooker in church in August: yeah okay

[iratusmagus]

My friend amd I share this back and forth every couple of months, just so we don't forget it exsists.

And to continue that legend of Tim Follin

What is up with random music just being the slickest shit ever?

[lesiasmadness]

The moment i opened these on youtube, this popped up in the related search results and yea i think i got the message

[sashthesloth]

I've taken one of the prettiest photos of my cat

Immediately followed by one of the silliest

[dramatic-dolphin]

me: i'm adding realism to this medieval fantasy setting

what people think i mean: grime, gratuitous sexual assault and murder, misogyny, child marriage

what i actually mean: everyone reads out loud, women are spinning wool all the time, peasants marry at 20, people wear colors.

[dramatic-dolphin]

you can't just keep this in the tags

[keyboardfantasies]

this is hands down my favourite philomena cunk moment

[sistertaxon]

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

[tylostoma]

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]

[6pck]

xxx

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[winged-light]

the existence of Mr for men, Mrs / Ms for women and Mx for nonbinary implies the existence of at least 23 other genders: Ma, Mb, Mc, Md, Me, Mf, Mg, Mh, Mi, Mj, Mk, Ml, Mm, Mn, Mo, Mp, Mq, Mt, Mu, Mv, Mw, My, Mz

however, I think "Ma" can also be feminine (Ma Jenny is just short for Mother Jenny), and "Mq" is for a noble title (Marquess, like the Mq de Sade), and Mc is for Scots from Scotland and food from McDonald's. And My is just a possessive pronoun. So those probably aren't their own genders in the way that Mh clearly is.

So, we can conclude that roughly 22 total genders exist, but we can't be certain. For example, Mf clearly stands for Motherfucker, but that doesn't prove anything, since an estimated 16% of people would identify with and use the title Motherfucker. In addition, Mm can be a French title for Madame or Mademoiselle, but it is unclear whether this means Mm is just another female/feminine title or whether a French is a kind of gender. I will keep you all posted