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من کا ہو تو اچھا، من کا نا ہو تو اور بھی اچھا۔

[papenathys]

passages that make me go a little feral

[ extract from "when I hit you: or, a portrait of the writer as a young wife" by meena kandasamy ]

[glossedmouth]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86258151

Я искала тебя

1550 w., ilya character study

On the first flight from Moscow to Dubai, the oppressive presence of Father became tender. His edges thawed out as he insisted Ilya take the window seat. You want to see the clouds, do you not?

OR

Papa insists on accompanying Ilya to the draft dinner in LA. Ilya collects whatever scraps of paternal tenderness Papa throws his way.

[masalafilmsrevival]

Haider (2014)

[cat-tully]

Rangeela (1995)

[thetiredprometheus]

maybe the real oath was the sunk cost fallacy we made along the way

[angband-thrall-no-1035]

[zishiyao]

The Rescue of Maedhros

[twinktorturer]

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

[glossedmouth]

fuck around and find out

hollanov, 🔞

1581 w.

Ilya does get on his knees on that filthy bathroom floor and sucks Shane's dick.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85819531

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[queen-of-meows]

Lord of the Rings

[lotharbarbarian]

Friendly reminder that at the birthday party at the beginning of lotr frodo turned 33, SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER he went on the quest to destroy the one ring

Its never too late to gain a unique and horrifying trauma

[lotharbarbarian]

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

[aylen-san]

[sirykeeton]

One Ring to rule them all

[comparativetarot]

The Moon. Art by Emily Lubanko, from The Lubanko Tarot.

[puncertainty]

comic by my buddy @kcadbackwards. illustrations by me :)

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[shadowen]

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