[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

[jame7t]

you know those “op change your URL” comments people leave on every single one of shitty-car-mods’s posts? what if we just started telling random people to do that

[jame7t]

jokesters, huh? joke-makers? clowns? goofy people? silly friends? Those Who Laugh? Y’all like to be funny? Make a mockery of me? You like that? You

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

[ID: screenshot of various replies that all say, “Op change your url.”]

[jame7t]

Hmm, griffinmcelroyspisskink, do you think maybe there could be a reason people tell you to change your URL? Any guesses? A clue perhaps?

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[catchymemes]

[b-atiful]

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

[famicom]

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

[blackpyrefly]

WH

[irredescent-cacophony-deactivat]

[datafucker420]

Made a transparent ghost!!! He has a friend there, too!

[slavery]

[arnber]

morrison↓

[youaremyeverlovin]

[grandpaq]

WHO IS THAT

[aphrodeetee]

She fucking bodied

[mce1201]

Sia did THAT

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

The fact that “Long Way 2 Go” by Cassie is playing in the background makes this a million times better tbh

[quickweaves]

“Oh my god y'all so different”

[evilrashida]

“Oh my god WHO IS THAT”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

fuck i just had the best idea

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“babe stand in front of the printer i made something for you! 💖”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[stimman3000]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

(source)

[glazelazer-deactivated-deactiva]

try again

[grenadineghost]

this is so sad alexa play take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers byjimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOMEPLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again