scurvy

tristan he/they listening to sea shanties and dropping bitches panties

[no-chill-at-all]

[bob-belcher]

[australiansanta]

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

[creolesasuke]

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

[sillyjimjam]

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

[jalapeepo]

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

[zuzusexytiems]

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

[aberrantemotion]

I really wish this was how Brits responded to jokes

[animalwoonz]

[sparkyle]

My thing during quarantine is to recreate Pokemon in Spore

[sparkyle]

I see that you guys LOVED IT so I decided to add more!

[bogwitch-from-hell]

This is so fucking cursed

[ninjamouse13]

I love them

[thebootydiaries]

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

[sm0lgr0uchym00ndustedpixie]

This dumb ass bitch shouldn’t be a mom.

[thebootydiaries]

first of all how dare you

[immaplatypus]

g…gritty did what now…

[immaplatypus]

i thought i was prepared before clicking this link but i wasn’t in the slightest

[immaplatypus]

please forget how to speak

[shogosatake-deactivated20231014]

(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock

[hardgore--alice]

[woodrider]

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

[thatssroughbuddy]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[eelizabit]

You Farted

[imaginedsoldier]

[blueshark15]

[grendelsmilf]

came up with a new catchphrase today: “that really wets my pussy” (for when I think smth is cool and dope). ok guys lemme know what u think!

[millenniumitem]

british eminem

her tits put me in a delightful mood

plus my willy’s frightfully rude

[earthdad]

these are just the facts

[powerfulwizard]

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

😳

[rikmach]

Based on her size and gray skin color, she’s likely what’s known as a Tyrant in Resident Evil, they’re a sort of... a super-zombie, capable of incredible strength and resilience. Earlier models such as Mr. X were... somewhat limited in their ability to look, think and act human. She’s very clearly a much more advanced than her predecessors. Fun fact: She can likely shrug off tank gun fire, and even if you managed to hit her with enough ordinance to put her down, she’d probably be back up after a few minutes of regeneration.

[powerfulwizard]

I will never find out how much tank gun fire she can take because I’ll be only pressing the kiss button

[powerfulwizard]

Me playing this Resident Evil game

[mockwa]

[eroscestlavie]

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

[thecheesyllama]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Why did bookstore liberals have a trend a few years back where they were obsessed with corgi butts and cat assholes

[james-silvercat]

Have you ever seen a corgi butt, tho?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah it's a dog's ass