leader of the bad guys

all i ever wanted was to be your fucking paper cut :) 

[gnomeattic]

back on tumblr baby, is this a good corner of the internet to hide in again?

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[ampervadasz]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[nhilafae-moved]

someone please tell me what genre of music this is its all i want to listen to for the rest of my life

[wrong-person-deactivated2020051]

[leatherbars]

im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes

[sharpestrose]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Oh are we cancelling Pennywise now? Pennywise do something problematic?

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[jinah]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[sofboys-deactivated20201222]

this was clyde

[booookish-deactivated20220207]

me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[dwight-schrutes]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[stoneroses]

where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

[everythingfox]

Big snazz

[cloudfreed]

VERY Small feet’s and cute smile

[happilyshanghaied]

She is a proper lady

[mjalti]

uh? I want to be openly, vividly & deeply loved? & an iced coffee? why am I being denied my craving

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]