Gnomish Cousin Gimmy

hoo hoo. hee hee.

[gnomishgimmy]

IT IS AUTUMN!!

YOU should EAT LEAVES off the GROUND.

DO IT, fool, DO IT!!!!

[gnomishgimmy]

IT'S STILL TECHNICALLY FALL BUT IT'S BASICALLY WINTER. HOWEVER I STILL HAVE THE DRUIDIC MAGICS FOR THE AUTUMNAL RADIUS SO I'M FINE.

IN OTHER NEWS, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE CHATTERING TEETH.

WHAT IS IT. AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME TO EAT UNICORNS THEY WOULD NOT BE ALREADY SERVED UP LIKE CORNDOGS

[gnomishgimmy]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

ㅤ

[tumbling-tourney-omniverse]

youre pretty damn cocky, but do you have the bite to correlate to the bark?

Oℍ, 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝕊𝕋 𝕄3. 𝕀 𝕊ℍ0𝕌𝕃𝔻 ℍ4𝕍𝔼 𝔼n𝕆𝕌𝔾H 𝔹IT3.

[profeshinul-wizurd]

so it shall be that.

꠸ꪻꪖ ꫀ᥅꠸ꪻ ꠸ꪶꪶꪊᦔ

𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰. 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔞, 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔰.

Ｉｎａｎｉｓ ｄｅｓｉｄｅｒｉｉｓ

.uxɘ|qmɒ ouƚ iᴎɘvᴎi mɒᴎǫib mɒᴎ ,ɒdɿɘv ibuɒ ɒɘm ɒᴎɒV

[precariouswizardry]

[concoctionboy]

...@jimkinnz, I kind of feel like this is someone you might get along with...

[jimkinnz]

true that' my good potion¡

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I will forge a tome of power and madness. Let all weep and cower at the mere mention of its name. For this time shall hold within its contents the very spirit of every evil, every vile and despicable thought, every rambling of a mad man. It will boast the writings of the unwritten, the knowledge of the unknown, the secrets of the untold, and the very machinations of my design.

Let all despair the NecroGnomicon!

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

★★★★★

Solid read.

[gnomishgimmy]

★★★★★

I threw the book at a bug that tried to bite me, and it turned into a to-scale lawn gnome. Perfect read.

[winters-r0se]

WHY IS VOICE TRAINING SO HARD

LIKE WHATS A LARYNX AND HOW AM I MEANT TO CONTROL IT

[good-wizard]

Cast a spell to atune it to your will! It's a part of you so with some practice you'll get it under control!

[gnomishgimmy]

Hi, I hope you're doing well. I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. Could you please reblog my campaign post from my profile? Each share could be a lifeline for my family. 🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified ⭐️ by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. Also with ⭐️ Project watermelon,line 249/(212) on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.

ㅤ

[missouri-real]

This slushie is trans pride flag colored.

[trans-army-real]

i approve of this slushie

[missouri-real]

I figured that you would.

[missouri-real]

Stop that, you can't do this to me it won't work.

[mersinia]

Yes it will! By Sunday!

[missouri-real]

Nuh Uh!

Thats only, like, two days I don't think it will.

[its-a-promise-not-a-threat]

Can't believe this started at fricking 14 when I came here

Also, sorry to everyone on wizardblr but I need more army members

@a-mushroom-wizard

@aileaxthevoidien

@aroace-wizard

@ashen-the-tiefling

@awizardsdisaster

@combustion-wizard

@concoctionboy

@draco-the-chaos-quetzal

@drew-bard-for-hire

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@extra-ace-wizard

@f4y3w00d5

@fattocatto-wizard

@forgettable-dumbass

@fuitgummygirlthing

@gengarkisser

@gnomishgimmy

@goblinchief

@good-wizard

  - @monsterfucker-research-wizard 

  -- @magical-bear-dubin

  -- @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

  -- @drew-bard-for-hire

  -- @f4y3w00d5

  -- @ashen-the-tiefling

  -- @aroace-wizard

  -- @goblinchief

  -- @mynaemtony

  -- @vsgroundnet

  -- @awizardsdisaster

  __@evil-apprentice-wizard

@greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

@gwblwbwlwbl

@helloitsmethatwizard

@irlactualwizard

@l1terally-justawizard

@magical-bear-dubin

  - red pet dragon, rodrigez

  -- @lixorloveslicorice

  -- @combustion-wizard

  -- @awizardsdisaster

  -- @siley-the-wizard

  -- @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

  -- @cadmium64

  -- @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

  --- @the-gnomish-bastard

  --- @thatgayforkcrow

  --- @aileaxthevoidien

  --- @good-wizard

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@nothingbutgog

@panem-crustus

@pioneersthings

@pointless-magic

@profeshinul-wizurd

@ray-of-midnight-storm

@siley-the-wizard

@slutty-wizard-council

@slymewitch

@softandwigglybones

@terrencetheshark14

@thatgayforkcrow

@the-discerning-skull

@the-frog-wizard-leep

@the-gnomest-bastard

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

  --@blobbiedaykeeppcaway

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

@username-not-registered

@verylegalwizard

@wizardalexa

@wild-west-wizardry

@wizard-island-trading-co

@wizard-wylin-wylerian

@wizardothesea

@yeast-wizard

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 3

Godscale Sapling

this tree's potent power- used by the tree itself to weather tremendous harm- allows its petals to be brewed into a tea that protects from almost all forms of damage until the magic is removed. the only downside of the tea is it causes hallucinations; namely it makes those that benefit from it believe they are hearing commands from the gods- whoever they believe to be real gods.

the entire effect of the tea has no effect on the few mad ones that wholeheartedly deny the clear existence of divinity.

Starting bid: 121 Gold

[gnomishgimmy]

122!

The animals and I pooled together our funds for this, it BETTER be tasty.

[the-quartet-shop]

for your information, it is known to taste like the a breathe of fresh air. is that acceptable?

[gnomishgimmy]

I honestly have no idea, but it's better than drinking the pollutants that end up in the rivers.

[the-quartet-shop]

so you're buying?

[gnomishgimmy]

Oh, absolutely.

[the-quartet-shop]

very well, that will be, as you said, 122 gold.

[gnomishgimmy]

Alright then.

[insert generic coin sfx)

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 3

Godscale Sapling

this tree's potent power- used by the tree itself to weather tremendous harm- allows its petals to be brewed into a tea that protects from almost all forms of damage until the magic is removed. the only downside of the tea is it causes hallucinations; namely it makes those that benefit from it believe they are hearing commands from the gods- whoever they believe to be real gods.

the entire effect of the tea has no effect on the few mad ones that wholeheartedly deny the clear existence of divinity.

Starting bid: 121 Gold

[gnomishgimmy]

122!

The animals and I pooled together our funds for this, it BETTER be tasty.

[the-quartet-shop]

for your information, it is known to taste like the a breathe of fresh air. is that acceptable?

[gnomishgimmy]

I honestly have no idea, but it's better than drinking the pollutants that end up in the rivers.

[the-quartet-shop]

so you're buying?

[gnomishgimmy]

Oh, absolutely.

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 3

Godscale Sapling

this tree's potent power- used by the tree itself to weather tremendous harm- allows its petals to be brewed into a tea that protects from almost all forms of damage until the magic is removed. the only downside of the tea is it causes hallucinations; namely it makes those that benefit from it believe they are hearing commands from the gods- whoever they believe to be real gods.

the entire effect of the tea has no effect on the few mad ones that wholeheartedly deny the clear existence of divinity.

Starting bid: 121 Gold

[gnomishgimmy]

122!

The animals and I pooled together our funds for this, it BETTER be tasty.

[the-quartet-shop]

for your information, it is known to taste like the a breathe of fresh air. is that acceptable?

[gnomishgimmy]

I honestly have no idea, but it's better than drinking the pollutants that end up in the rivers.

[the-quartet-shop]

Shop: item 3

Godscale Sapling

this tree's potent power- used by the tree itself to weather tremendous harm- allows its petals to be brewed into a tea that protects from almost all forms of damage until the magic is removed. the only downside of the tea is it causes hallucinations; namely it makes those that benefit from it believe they are hearing commands from the gods- whoever they believe to be real gods.

the entire effect of the tea has no effect on the few mad ones that wholeheartedly deny the clear existence of divinity.

Starting bid: 121 Gold

[gnomishgimmy]

122!

The animals and I pooled together our funds for this, it BETTER be tasty.

[indicadyke]

pick one. this is your blind date

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25

26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

(assume that whoever you get is single)

[prettiestvampiressinthecoven]

oh great heavens

[ash-the-tiefling]

marry him and kill him so i can get his money

[gnomishgimmy]

FUCK

[gnomishgimmy]

*scrambling up the stairs*

NEAR ALCHEMY‽

I tried to turn a bear into gold but now there's just a 30-foot bear WALKING AROUND and i've been SCRAMBLING so i dont get STOMPED by it.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

What kind of bear? The actual bear might be worth more than the gold.

[gnomishgimmy]

It's just a grizzly bear, but it's 30ft tall.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

Yeah you are going to have to talk your way out of this one. Maybe you can get it to leave if you ask politely.

[gnomishgimmy]

How is it going to hear me??

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

I thought nature people could talk to animals! You're in danger!

Get out!

That's the bears house now!

[gnomishgimmy]

I CAN USUALLY!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T WITH THIS ONE!!!

IT'S STOMPING ON ALL THE TREES!!

[gnomishgimmy]

*scrambling up the stairs*

NEAR ALCHEMY‽

I tried to turn a bear into gold but now there's just a 30-foot bear WALKING AROUND and i've been SCRAMBLING so i dont get STOMPED by it.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

What kind of bear? The actual bear might be worth more than the gold.

[gnomishgimmy]

It's just a grizzly bear, but it's 30ft tall.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

Yeah you are going to have to talk your way out of this one. Maybe you can get it to leave if you ask politely.

[gnomishgimmy]

How is it going to hear me??

[gnomishgimmy]

*scrambling up the stairs*

NEAR ALCHEMY‽

I tried to turn a bear into gold but now there's just a 30-foot bear WALKING AROUND and i've been SCRAMBLING so i dont get STOMPED by it.

[cleric-posting-deactivated20250]

What kind of bear? The actual bear might be worth more than the gold.

[gnomishgimmy]

It's just a grizzly bear, but it's 30ft tall.