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Tixi’s Tablet 9/30/410GC
SEPTEMBER 30, 410 G.C. 8:13AM DWARVEN DISTRICT HOME STORMWIND CITY
It has been a while since I have had peace and quiet of this caliber. I feel like I have finally settled in with my home in the Dwarven District. It is a smoggy place. The air is filled with soot. Yet, I find it peaceful.
I have taken Riley, a sarcastic saboteur like myself, under my residence. She is doing well for herself in the downstairs guest room, I imagine. I hope so. She is charming, if not for her standoffish demeanor. We have known each other since the Tournament of Ages.
I have upgraded my Gnomish techno-tablet into touch-screen capabilities. I got rid of the built-in keyboard. Those keys were hell on my four fingers. I much prefer the softness of a screen. Yet, my tablet uses a lot of power with this method...I will be right back.
A makeshift typewriter I have plugged in should do the trick. I hope I did not wake Riley with the installation. Using power is one of my worries. Gnomeregan uses a lot of fuel throughout its days. Remarkably so during this war. I would hope to find a renewable resource for our nation in the future. Unlike meat and brew, abstaining from technology is impossible for me. For now, I will try to conserve fuel as I can.
I hope my poisons are ready for my inevitable deployment. I had to refrain from testing them tonight due to my guest. Cog forbid they leak below the flooring. I suppose I can do my procedures after Riley leaves.
I suppose I could go out on the town for a bit. I will leave a note for Riley in case she is nervous. Poor girl hasn’t been in a house for cog knows how long. It must be hard living on the streets. I am glad I got out of my seedy circumstances when I could. Instead of living on the shady Junzipper Alley in the Drozz District of Gnomeregan, I now live in the bustling Miner’s Row in the Dwarven District of Stormwind City. How far I’ve risen. It’s time to embrace it.
END
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Crimes of Tixi Toxitorque
Bold for what your character has done, italics for what they would do, strikethrough what another would accuse them of doing, but they reject.
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / escape from lawful custody /contempt of court / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity fraud / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence/ assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threatening/ pick-pocketing / shoplifting
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Tixi grew up in a super poor area of Gnomeregan, the Drozz District. She had to join the anti-establishment gang "Plasma Pack" to survive.
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Thank you! She looks badass!
“I am the voice of the voiceless. I say “no” for those who cannot.”
there is nothing funnier in RP than people listing extremely famous celebrities as their characters’ faceclaims
I have a new Lordaeronian noblewoman character. her name is Gweneth Valorblade and she lived through the Third War and defended her keep from the Scourge but lost her husband in the battle. now she lives in Stormwind and serves as an advisor in the court of King Anduin Wrynn. she looks like this
Alarick Broadbranch is a human mage and an expert in conjuration magic. though he is an esteemed member of the Kirin Tor, his continued delving into void and fel magics has raised suspicion from many of his colleagues, and he associates with members of the Black Harvest far more regularly than most mages ever would… this is what he looks like
Tixi Toxitorque is a Gnomeregan envoy and expert assassin. She specializes in toxicology. She is a stalwart nationalist of Gnomeregan, and is involved in many foreign affairs missions for her nation. This is what she looks like.
Meeting the Lion of Lordaeron 6/5/405GC
Tixi approaches the hut on the south side of Astranaar, overlooking the south lake. She has just arrived in Astranaar after deployment for the Shadows of Ashenvale conflict.
Tixi: 2202 reporting in.
Kerdic raises his eyebrow inquisitively at Tixi.
Tixi leans to her side, eyeing Kerdic up and down, "I assume you are the Lion I've heard about?" She raises an eyebrow, "Are you leading this campaign?"
Kerdic: “Leading? It is a conjoined effort between the native kaldorei here and Lord Grayblade. I am a commander, aiding where I can. But yes, I am he.”
Tixi: “Pleasure to meet you, Commander. I am Tixi Toxitorque. The Nation of Gnomeregan has surely sent its finest to you. I can do wonders on the field, and if your blades need a bit of toxicity, I am happy to oblige.”
Kerdic: “So be it, Miss Toxitorque. I will never turn down aid sent from the High Tinker's lands. The Horde have proved their aggressive nature here in Ashenvale, and I fear the idea of maintaining this... 'ceasefire' is but a fleeting dream that slips away from us with each passing day. They intend to press into Alliance lands for a supposed 'murderer' of their Highmountain emissary, after making impossible demands of the Alliance.”
“My own personal feelings aside, we will protect the Alliance's territory with every blade we can muster. I cannot help but see the convenient coincidence of the Horde's mustered army aligning with this emissary's supposed 'murder'.”
Tixi: “It does seem suspicious, does it not, Commander? See, in Gnomeregan we would have done an autopsy...I suppose that technology is not available in the barbaric lands of Durotar.” Tixi smirks slyly at Kerdic.
Kerdic: “Hardly, but nor would I waste a precious resource of Gnomeregan on a savage. The Horde has continuously violated the notion of peace since they stepped beyond the Dark Portal, and if we do not stop these marauders, they may threaten the Kaldorei lands in their entirety. Your aid is welcomed.”
Tixi unsheathes a dagger and spins it around with her wrist like a leek. "My aid is necessary, Commander. Though I do not see eye-to-eye with the Kingdom of Stormwind, I am always ready to help the Grand Alliance as a whole. We stick together, or we fall down. One. By one."
Kerdic: Of course, though the Grand Alliance will never fall so long as well-reasoned men and gnomes such as you stand ready to defend it.
Tixi: Heh. You got that right. The Kaldorei, though quite...contrasting to our gnomish values, have proven extraordinary allies since the Third War. I would be damned if I stood on the sidelines as their forest is razed.
Kerdic: Aye, that is why we are here. There are those within Stormwind who would still flirt with the notions of peace, but the further you find yourself outside of their high walls...
Kerdic sighs softly. “The reality of the Horde threat becomes ever more a reality.”
Tixi: Those walls will not hold forever...
Ask the High Tinker.”
((Taken and edited from in-game RP. Thank you to Kerdic for permission))
all of you: anduin wrynn is a good boy, uwu. anduin wrynn is a “cinnamon bun”. anduin wrynn has a lot of good and soft character development and he will protect the people of stormwind with the power of the light :)
KING anduin wrynn: ha ha ha… I love the book “PATRIARCHA” by Sir Robert Filmore. I love the divine right of kings. I love to execute political dissidents from atop my golden Lion Chair. To-morrow Eve I intend to assassinate Gelbin Mekkatorque under the shadow of the new moon, and replace the democratically elected government of Gnomeregan with a puppet regime. (smiles serenely) I love to oppress the provinces.
((The true nightmare of Tixi Toxitorque
With the odds stacked against them, the gnomes are counting on brave heroes such as you to stand and be counted. Your peoples’ greatest hour draws near.
The hero we deserve.
Hail to the High Tinker!
The Message Home
To the office of High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque,
I write to the Tinkership knowing I am but one voice in the far west. Just one low-ranking operative who decided to take the call. Your cabinet's decisions to send a small force may have been cautionary, but it may doom the Kaldorei holdings in Kalimdor. I implore you, High Tinker, to send greater forces of Gnomeregan to the forest of Ashenvale. Tonight, I have seen firsthand the capability of the Crimson Vanguard. Though we crawled to a stalemate, I fear the next battle will not be indecisive. My fears are two-fold: Primely, the lack of a gnomish presence in Kalimdor can spell invisibility for Gnomeregan in the overall Alliance affairs. If we do not show our strength here, I am saddened to say the Alliance may think twice about listening to us. And of utmost importance, the lands of Ashenvale are a key choke point for the Alliance-Horde War. With access to the Veiled Sea, the Horde may launch a naval assault on the harbor of Lor'danel. Or worse, the capital of Darnassus! I implore you, High Tinker, to send the Gnomeregan military to Ashenvale. Though I do not underestimate the speed of our flying machines, I already dread my mail may be too late for immediate action in the Ashenvale front. I dread by then the battle will be finished. And the war will have just begun.
GCO 2022, Tixi Toxitorque
With forewarning to the Horde,
As the Wake of Ashes conquers the damned
The Vale of Ashes damns those who conquer.