GOAT OF DEATH

Eyal/Goat, formerly Hild. 22, uni, econ & accting major. **under renovations**

[shittycryptids]

A golden-brown cow that follows you wherever you go. It never does anything. It’s just there. Watching.

[shittycryptids]

a giant snake with a tuxedo and a mustache

[garciamsg]

@wishem

[wishem]

[shittycryptids]

A guy who’s still nice to you after you mention that you have a boyfriend

[shittycryptids]

A lake monster that keeps being misidentified as driftwood

[ndilydoing]

@wishem

[wishem]

[shittycryptids]

A goose but instead of eyes it has beaks and instead of wings it has hands

[shittycryptids]

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

[shittycryptids]

A rock that is mildly frightening for unknown reasons

[pissvortex]

one of my room mates sets his alarm for 3:00 am every day and i have yet to figure out why

[rnavka]

[pissvortex]

huh

what

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[daily-bad-jokes]

I wanna get a job estimating crowd sizes.

I wonder how many people are in that field…

[pulshach]

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[buckykingofmemes]

‘white wolf’ isnt exactly the most subtle codename for the only white guy in all of wakanda

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

[kristina100000]

fuck this shit imma just sit here

[pointnclick]

Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business,

[deadlykillerqueen]

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