Goatkibble

Megan. 38yo. Australian. TS3 Simblr.

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Personal Update

I know a few of you have mentioned that you haven’t seen me around on Tumblr much lately and I just want to reassure everyone I am okay and nothing has upset me here :P

I re-enrolled at uni this year and I have been taking it very seriously considering the time and money my family is sinking into this endeavour. That means I don’t have the same amount of time to commit to sims or Tumblr. At the moment I am deep in assignment territory so I am not letting myself even look at Tumblr. 

So if you notice I am not liking your posts or making comments as usual, please know it isn’t personal or that I don’t like you or your content anymore. I’m just really busy.

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OMG! Happy birthday m'dear! I hope you've had a FABULOUS day and that all is well with you <3

Why thank you Plum! As a gift, I require FOOTAGE of Toadly suffering and Theoine misfortune! 😈

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Happy Birthday ^.^

Thank you! Much appreciated 🎂

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Happy birthday! Hope you're eating all sorts of delicious things and having an all around good time :)

Thanks Wannabe! I was brought offerings of cake and Chinese takeout so I have no complaints 🎂

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Ho ho ho Megan! I hope you have a beautiful birthday! Much love for you ♥♥♥♥

Awww David you are always so lovely wherever you go ❤

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Happy Birthday ! I expect life is busy since I haven't seen hide nor hair of you lately, but I hope all is well - I miss you and your lively posts. Much love, and take care of yourself and your lovely family <3

Thank you pary! I am quite well thank you and thank you for thinking of me 😍

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Hey my dear. I wan to wish you a happy birthday and a great day. Have a lot of fun. All the best from Germany ♥ ☺ ♥ ☺

Thank you Kevin! 😘

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thank you Tito! 🤗

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @goatkibble! I hope you have the most delightfully smutty day, full of love, laughter and wonderful gifts! :D 💜

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Thank you so much Nina! Kick him in the goolies Bella!

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Happy Birthday to the fabulous queen of tacky, @goatkibble! 

I hope that you have an amazing day filled with tackiness, bald cats and cake <3

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Thank you so much Alex! I’m really loving the 80s realness in this shot. You just get me. 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ninjaofthepurplethings!!!!

Happy birthday to one of the best haggises ladies I know! 

I made you some patterns. I have been working on them since before your last birthday >.> but I think the level of tackiness and stereotype has finally peaked and is on it’s way to your inbox for Ninja Day 2018! I hope you like thistles and tartan. Some of them are even recolourable. There’s also a secret bonus pattern in there for you to discover :P

But truly, I hope you have an awesome year. You deserve it!

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can’t you keep your constant opinions to yourself or a sideblog? you’re so loud and annoying and make the smallest things super dramatic. i’m not talking about recent events (bc i mostly agree with the pedo thing), just overall. ive been following you for a while, (unfollowed you before but i keep forgetting who you are and follow you again...) anyway susan please save the “i dont care lOL!! glad you’re unfollowing me, good riddance” comment, that those that disagree with you always get. i know.

I mean, like, you really don’t need to follow me, I really, genuinely do not do this for followers. Like, if I cause you so much distress you feel the need to tell me this, and not just unfollow me or block me, I don’t know what to tell you guys.

Seriously, if you don’t like me, just block me. It’s not that serious. My feelings will not be hurt. Your dashboards should be enjoyable for you, and if I make you that unhappy, you should, seriously, just leave.

That being said, this is my fucking blog, dude. I have every right to post my opinions here!! What the fuck do you think this is, your family dinner table? Your house? Your car? Jesus christ you would think somebody was sitting there with a gun to your head making you sit here and listen to me.

I cannot imagine complaining about something I can literally change with the click of a button. This is not a critique of my personality I give any weight to, so, like, there’s no need to give it. I don’t think this is a bad thing about myself, and I don’t care if you don’t like me. I do not need anyone’s approval to like myself, and I do!

Maybe… you should work on that, anon. 

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Ahhh Hannah, you are one of the very few people in my orbit who I find inspirational. Even though I don’t always agree with you (Fahrenheit is a bullshit unit of measurement *cough* XDDD) I always enjoy reading your opinions because you are smart, courageous, entertaining and completely honest with yourself and others. There is no irrationality in your arguments, no sense of entitlement, no falsehood or betrayal. 

If only more people were like you, the world would be a better place. Or at least Simblr would :P

Also to my followers - I 100% agree with this sentiment. If you don’t like me, please exercise self-care and remove me from your orbit. It also helps me not waste time on non like-minded people. We all win!

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Violet: Winnie, honey, I think we need to get you an intervention. Not wearing clothes isn’t going to make up for the lack of furries in your life. In fact, I imagine you need to go the opposite way and wear a full body fursuit. 

Elisa: With special easy wash entry flaps!

Winnie: What the hell? I’m not into furries! I had a bad dream is all! 

Elisa: Then why did you want to know if Dhruv was furry? Don’t try and deny that you want him to rub his fuzz all over your body. 

Winnie: What? No! Well yes, but actual human fuzz! Not faux luxury shag fur! I just thought the bad sex dream might of been about him because he’s all I think about. You know sleeping brains get all mixed up!

Elisa: Mixed up with real fantasies you mean?

Violet: I for one think it is interesting that you know what fursuits are made out of. 

Winnie: Ugh! Serenity, stop playing Teddy Bear’s Picnic on that infernal piano.

Serenity:  ♬ Beneath the trees where nobody sees                 They'll hide and seek as long as they please                 'Cause that's the way the                 Teddy Bears have their piiiiiiicnic ♬

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Violet: Have you seen Fiona? It is past midday and no one has seen her. I’m getting really worried. What if she is dead in a ditch somewhere?

Elisa: I don’t know and I don’t care. I think we have bigger problems right now, don’t you?

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Fiona: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Note: I forced everyone out of bed so they would have time to get ready for the challenge but Fiona REFUSED to get up. I clicked cancel on her sleep multiple times and once that cleared she immediately went back to sleep without even getting out from under the covers. I have never been so flagrantly disobeyed by a sim before 😠 She is lucky there is a zero fatality rule in this BC or I would have set her bed on fire XDDD

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Violet: Olga honey have you seen Fiona at all? She’s the only one I haven’t seen this morning and I need to make sure all of you made it through the night. Liability issues you see. 

Olga: Nope! I was just going to pack up my toys and go do something productive

Violet: Oh that’s nice- ARGHJKLLAADF!!!

Luci: See? I told you you’d love it!

2 minutes later....

Olga: Ahhhh, nakey

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Bree: *to camera* I am conducting a little sociological experiment to help combat the sheer boredom of living in this house with these people and increase my chances of winning. Tee hee. Let’s see how it goes!

5 minutes later...

Aude: Are you sure about this Bree? I mean, Lucy doesn’t seem like the kind of person to say something like that. Besides, it’s not true. I am much smarter than a five year old. At least I’m pretty sure I am. 

Bree: Well you know how jealous she gets when other people are prettier and more princess-like than she is. And she is always preening in front of that mirror. Obviously she has low self-esteem. 

Aude: I guess...wow, what a bitch! I never would have guessed!

5 minutes after that...

Bree: Oh Lucy, I’m glad I caught you! I just wanted to say, no matter what anyone says, I don’t think the reason you’re still a virgin is because you disproportionately carry too much flab on your upper arms like a sailor. 

Lucy: What?! Who said that! 

Bree: Well, I don’t like to spread rumours or drop people in the shit but it was Aude!

Lucy: Ugh! I really hate her! She’s exactly the kind of common tramp my mother warned me never to let near my boyfriend. If I ever get one. 

Bree: *nods sympathetically*

Even later...

Bree: *to camera* What? Don’t look at me like that. We’re in this to win, not make friends. And it’s a proven success too. Keeping that dozy cow Isabella busy infighting within the team kept her from being productive and getting to the next round. I think I am onto something here.