Maxime

Fuck off, Clark.

[goawayguysimeanit]

Have no goddamn access to this account, follow me on @techemina while i sort this out

[striders]

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

[the-savior-and-the-pirate]

That moment in a musical when all the songs are combined to make one giant, mixed reprise.

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

[kingcheddarxvii]

American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*

[kingcheddarxvii]

freshman wizard, later that night: guys? it’s 4 AM where are you going

wizard bro of dragon alpha sigma dong: shh go back to sleep bro. we’re just goin up the hill to TP ilvermorny lol

[drstevzious117-blog-deactivated]

Japanese vines warm my heart.

[lexicon-t-deactivated20160610]

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS VINE IN SO LONG AND NOW I FOUND IT AGAIN I’M LEGIT CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

[portlybibliophile]

I can only describe this Vine as “Japanese Children Kinkshame a Vegetable.”

[skullprincess]

If you want a translation:

[normal voice]: Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage

[intense loud voices]: LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE

[divaythfyr]

@tiny-timothy-lawrence can this please be our ovw battle scream lmao

[goawayguysimeanit]

scotland: excuse me? i lost my brother, the uk. can i make an announcement?

person at the counter: yeah sure

scotland: *leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit

[goawayguysimeanit]

ben c, apropos of nothing: sherlock never used to have sex but a Lot of things are changing this series hahaha ok bye

mark gatiss, into a walkie talkie: I have the shot

sue vertue: take it

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[latadelixo]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[thebestoftumbling]

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

[allsadnshit]

OK THIS IS SO CUTE

[clickholeofficial]

[goawayguysimeanit]

It's Quiet Uptown

Angelica: There are moments that the words don't reach

There is suffering too terrible to name

You hold your child as tight as you can

Angelica: Unless you're Alexander Hamilton and yours just dieeeed

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[bullshitpringlesapologist]

tag yourself im single barreled pump action bollock

[dorothywonderland]

Could you draw this au, that I believe I found on your blog….Hamilton AU where Philip and Alexander both don’t die and Philip falls in love with Theodosia and Alexander and Aaron Burr have to spend the holidays together and all they do is glare at each other from across the Christmas turkey…..I feel as though you are the only one capable of making this into a hysterical cartoon

Request by @limited-girl

Ok. But what if Theodosia never mentioned that the philip she’s in love with is Hamilton and burr end up having a little surprise?

Sorry it’s not exactly what you requested, but I really wanted to draw burr’s surprised/scared expression

[aegontargaryen]

Bruce: I heard you talk to fish

Arthur:

[satanstrousers]

I experienced magic in Central Park today