Claire Keane
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies
Kaledo Art
Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
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$LAYYYTER
#extradirty
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
roma★
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Not today Justin
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I’M MOVING BLOGS
Hi all! I got really overwhelmed with the amount of posts and likes I have on this blog, so I made a new one! If you like what’s goin on here, please follow
shhimagiraffe.tumblr.com
Nothing is changing, I’ll still be blogging the same old stuff. This blog will still be open just in case, but I won’t be on. Probably. I haven’t decided yet ;w;
what the signs do in the summer
Aries: sins
Taurus: netflix and sleep
Gemini: hangs with friends
Cancer: lives at the pool
Leo: parties
Virgo: whines about how hot it is
Libra: has summer flings
Scorpio: who tf knows. they never go outside
Sagittarius: travels
Capricorn: watches anime
Aquarius: tumblr
Pisces: turns into a fish
Happy pansexual/panromantic visibility day! :D I may not be pan myself, but I wanted to show support for my pan friends. I hope you all are having a great day!
Edit: This design is available on TeePublic and Redbubble!
Loooook at herrrr
what’s up? // 4 non blondes
and so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs, “what’s going on?”
harry potter girls // name meanings
insp (x)
daily garnet #5: dat ass
This has taken me too long, but even though it’s not colored it’s a gif I enjoyed making !
Some of you may remember my popular bi, pan, and asexuwhale trio from last year. Well, I’ve decided to redo the set and add EVEN MORE SEXUWHALES (and an aromanatee!)
Featuring: Bisexuwhale - humpback whale Homosexuwhale - sperm whale Pansexuwhale - narwhal/narwhale Polysexuwhale - beluga whale Asexuwhale - killer whale/orca Aromanatee - manatee
All are available in my Redbubble shop as stickers, shirts, mugs, and more; text-less versions will be added to my shop soon, too.
Cartoon Network isn’t playing around anymore.
I just...Really LOVE Steven and Connie’s relationship?!?
I mean… Jam Buddies
He compliments her all the time
It’s a freaking reflex to protect the both of them in the Bubble
they can just goof around
She protects him
He protects her
They work as a TEAM! Hell. They ARE The Team.
They’re always holding each other or holding hands!
AND THEY JUST CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH
why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
i love this butt science post so much
bootycap this knowledge is essential to your blog
cute date ideas
go to the planetarium and figure out what your fave planet is
go to a cemetery and find the oldest headstone
go thrift shopping for a super cute vintage outfit
go for a drive at sunset and park somewhere and take pics together
go look for abandoned buildings and explore
Rick Grimes - tackle hug
Imagine Natasha and Pepper get all the guys together and convince them to make a pin-up calendar for charity.
Steve is the immediate and only choice for July.
Sam Wilson volunteers before all the Avengers even find out about it.
Tony tries to convince them that he should be all 12 months; they let him have December.
When they don’t let him have every month, Tony insists Rhodey needs to be in it somewhere then; he manages to bribe him into it.
Bruce politely declines involvement. Somehow the Hulk ends up on the spread for March.
Clint thinks it’s a nude calendar and shows up with nothing but a bow and quiver. They let him go through with it under the condition that he’s not allowed to go full frontal. — Hawkeye’s majestic buttocks graces the page for May.
Not really knowing what this strange Midgardian custom is, Thor hears about Clint’s bold photo and insists on posing with nothing but Mjolnir. (He makes sure it’s well placed.) (November is a very popular month that year).
Not to be outdone by an archer and a demigod, Tony has his photo redone wearing exactly three pieces of the Iron Man suit. He proclaims there’s nothing half the women of America haven’t seen already.
After that, Tony immediately insists that Steve needs to pose with nothing but the shield. Everyone is astonished when he thinks on it for less than a minute before agreeing. “It’s for charity, right?”
Once Captain America goes for it, no one else can bring themselves to do anything less.
By the end, the entire calendar is full of beautifully photographed artistic nudes of male superheroes.
They make over $2 billion for a collection of their favorite charities.
Mad: #vision is confused but game#he points out he’s #uh #‘fully functional’ #on an as-needed basis #that freaks out the photog though #he poses with just the cape on #bucky insists he’s doing it if steve and sam are #because he’s too stubborn not to #he stares right into the camera #people either really like june or flip past it immediately #pietro’s the only one who doesn’t have a signature accessory to pose with #so he poses in a sprinter’s crouch #not pictured #wanda out of frame #alternately making fun of him and screeching #now everyone can say ‘i’ve gone blind’ in sokovian
