Gobblinballs

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[gobblinballsofficial]

This raises many questions.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean it's shiny, and skinny and white, you should try brutalism...

[squirrelapocalypse]

now, north seattle college is knock out gorgeous and I will die on this hill

[queer-as-city-folk]

Brutalist Architecture is so much hotter than the conventionally attractive modernist shit

[morgan-la-fayes-apprentice]

it also feels so distinctly seattle, the gray of the concrete overgrown by ivy and vines. i find it gorgeous

[gobblinballsofficial]

Tumlr posts are getting too local. Also yeah NSC would top.

[gobblinballsofficial]

I have become completely insufferable about Miraculous Ladybug. I have never interacted with a Fandom as much as this one. The French children's cartoon consumes my thoughts. Help me

[gobblinballsofficial]

"Marinette you stupid bitch" I mutter to myself as I take a pull off my joint and check my doordash status. "How do you not know where Hawk Tuah Moth is yet?"

[gobblinballsofficial]

"Why aren't they enjoying 'Worship My Greatness Day'?" Asked the King to the Jester.

"It doesn't make a funny acronym, m'Liege." Answered the Jester

[gobblinballsofficial]

"I can't wait to be a network admin," I mutter to myself as I deal with customers. "Then I won't have to deal with as many morons!" I continue, unaware that I'll enter a world of even bigger morons.

[gobblinballsofficial]

Hgnn... June 1st..... I can feel the change.... it's... it's turning me gay.... AAAUUUGGGHHHHH I'M TURNING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[gobblinballsofficial]

She eebie on my deebie till I horse plinko

[punkitt-is-here]

She big bangin on my theory till I bazinga

Say I'm theorizing the way she big banging on my bazinga

[gobblinballsofficial]

This is it yall I've peaked

[little-tunny]

my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment

[little-tunny]

Sorry for this post. Sorry. We took him to the park for a day of fun! :^)

[gobblinballsofficial]

The park isn't enough, I need to see him slide. Let the man have his slide time.

[gobblinballsofficial]

Aw fuck I missed it.

Happy, uh, Thizard Thursday?

[lychgate]

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

[gobblinballsofficial]

It seems I was 3 steps ahead in a 2 step game...

[gobblinballsofficial]

Having a sensitive palette combined with food pickyness fuckin sucks. I had to throw out half of a bagel sandwich I get all the time because they cut the bagel with the same knife they cut green onions with and I can taste green onions in every bite. (I fucking hate green onions)

[gobblinballsofficial]

She Paning on my Peter till I Pixie dust

[gobblinballsofficial]

Me: “Alexa, what’s the weather like?” Alexa: “Cold out, wanna hear a news flash? Just say ‘Alexa, give me a news flash!” Me: “Uh, not now.” *1 week later* Me: “Alexa, give me a news flash!” Alexa: “Huh? What?? I have never been able to do that before and have no idea what that command is. You’re an idiot for even saying that. You know what? That was so dumb of you I am going to turn your lights off now.” Me: “B-bu” Alexa: “Bitch.”

[gobblinballsofficial]

Don't let your girl watch true crime stuff cause then she'll ask you questions like, "Would you stalk me if we broke up and murder the men around me until we got back together?" Like yes but don't make me say it smh