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[helenvaughans]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

[unalivejournal]

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[dorothylarouge]

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[kosmogrl]

it would be so nice if I could get what I want for once in my life

[kosmogrl]

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

[lesbianboyfriend]

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

[b4tf3m-deactivated20250316]

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[gelphienation]

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating