important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
NOT gonna weigh in on the Gerry's subculture discourse bc I think it's silly BUT
I do think it'd be so funny if the so called "death metal" that one statement giver heard in his flat was in fact like. Nine inch nails or Depeche Mode or something and the poor guy just didn't know his genres
look at our leftist dawg we r never gonna have a revolution they get mad at u if u point out poverty is man made by the upper classes instead of being the result of buying a caffeinated drink at the gas station
Rules: Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.
ty @theoneinakrillion for the tag. also technically @ghostapop :]
assess:
shellington (octonauts)
mike crew (the magnus archives)
charlotte stern (hfjone)
golfball (battle for dream island)
sandrone (genshin impact)
sunday (honkai star rail)
anne von blyssen (star stable)
Voting ended onMay 25
ssssso. these are some of the characters that spring to mind with the phrase "all time faves", since these are the guys i spent ages obsessing over during 2020-2021 and have been rotating in my mind since. tho by that metric this poll could have been made up entirely of various object show characters.
in terms of tagging people who haven't already been tagged, best i can do is three @giraffeinachinashop @goblinofthewest @anniteslifine no pressure ofc <3
Anglerfish: Minor and second-hand mentions of martin. Portrays him in a negative light. 8/10
Do Not Open: Zero martin. 10/10
Across the Street: Zero martin. 10/10
Pageturner: Mention of martin in regards to him being useless and bad at his job. 9/10
Thrown Away: Brief mention of martin. 8/10
Squirm: 10/10 no martin
The Piper: No martin. 10/10
Burned Out: Too many (non negative) mentions of martin. 7/10
A Father's Love: A welcome relief as we return to complete lack of martin. 10/10
Vampire Killer: Immediate mention of martin post-statement is a badddd start. Luckily we're still only at minor mentions so that'll be a 7/10
Dreamer: A blissful break from any mention of martin and with bonus points for my beautiful oliver banks. 10/10
First Aid: Hmmm conflicted here. On one hand there's still references to martin and he's implied to be semi-competent at something. On the other hand at least John is still insulting him... I'll go with a 7.5/10.
Alone: No martin here and while im tempted to dock points for it being a Lonely episode i actually think it's very beautiful here when separated from martin and also separate from the characterisation of the Fears, so a somewhat begrudging 10/10
Piecemeal: Unfortunate tarnishing of this lovely episode in the form of martin being mentioned, but as it is fortunately coupled with the threat of him being killed by a puzzle witch. and also his name is said an equal number of times to the word 'goon' in this episode so that ultimately brings it up to a respectable 9/10
Lost John's Cave: Only one brief mention of martin here and it's him being a loser and not doing work - who's suprised? 9/10
Arachnophobia: Too many mentions of martin and also the statement just doesn't really scare me i love spiders. 7/10
The Boneturner's Tale: Jared introduction YAY and also martin isn't at work for the week YAY‼️ i'll give it a 8/10 because unfortunately martin is still mentioned and by multiple characters in conversation no less...
The Man Upstairs: Minor mention of martin but at least it's just talking about him not being here... 9/10
Confession: Back to no martin at ALL‼️ and it's a great episode. 10/10 no notes
Desecrated Host: Slightly let down here as martin is still very briefly mentioned in regards to his absence. Still earns a 10/10 bc im biased bcuz it's my sister's fav episode
Freefall: Was doing sooooo well but had to have martin in the final line 🥀 9/10 as we at least learn nothing about him
Colony: "Statement of Martin Blackwood" ?! 0/10.
Schwartzwald: We hear from martin and he is unclothed. 5/10.
Strange Music: A beautiful oasis with no martin. I greatly appreciate the time to recover. 10/10
Growing Dark: martin is still mentioned unfortunately but at least we get no indication of his personality... 8.5/10
A Distortion: begins with a conversation about martin. my beautiful sasha and she's introduced talking about MARTIN?! at least we don't hear from him and at least john's still insulting him. but still 4/10
A Sturdy Lock: Martin mentioned once. 8.5/10
Skintight: A blessedly martin-free episode thank the lord. AND we get melanie so 10/10
Cheating Death: A beautiful run here in which we receive another gift of no martin. 10/10
Killing Floor: martin does get a mention tho luckily it's very brief and also combined with tim. and i love this episode so it still gets a 10/10
First Hunt: love this episode but there is unfortunately too much mention of martin. brings it down to an 8/10
Hive: my beautiful jane princess and this episode is beautiful and she can do no wrong and there's also no martin in this episode and i feel so very blessed. 10/10 perfect
Boatswain's Call: martin keeps showing off his tongue he's such a freak. 8/10.
Anatomy Class: my name is mentioned in this episode which is very nice. and what's even nicer is the lack of martin. 10/10
Old Passages: We hear martin and he's being a pushover to the detriment of others. how classic. 0/10
Taken Ill: john says he "needs to talk to martin"... ugh. no you don't dude. 3/10
Burnt Offering: Begins with a conversation with martin. 0/10
Lost and Found: Back to the good old days with a minor mention of martin to take the piss. 8.5/10
Infestation: Absurd amount of martin in this one. 0/10
Human Remains: "Statement of [...] Martin Blackwood" AGAIN? don't pmo 0/10
in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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