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goblin trolo | professional hater | 🇦🇷

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[damasquedman]

Anomalies- Kevin Lucbert

[blackboard-monitor]

ask game for aging tumblr population

what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

do you have a collection of anything?

what's the best job you've ever had?

what's the worst job you've ever had?

what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

are you married or do you intend to get married?

do you have kids? do you want them?

are you on good terms with your parents?

do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?

do you vote?

what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

what are your hobbies?

what's a hobby you'd like to get into?

do you collect anything?

how long have you known your oldest friend?

are you a member of any clubs or associations?

have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

what's your favourite beverage?

do you have any living grandparents?

do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?

what's the coolest place you've visited?

what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?

would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?

do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?

what's your favourite household chore?

what chore do you hate the most?

do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?

what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)

[princvsx]

get to know the blogger

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

[nobodygl]

UNUSUAL NSFW ASKS

Wanted to create some more unique questions for y'all. Feel free to reblog and ask :3 Also there are finally my answers down there! :>

What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you?

Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you?

Hottest food someone can eat?

Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?

Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?

Something you did in bed and would LOVE to do again?

Something you never did in bed and would rather never do?

Something you never did in bed and would love to do?

Look around yourself. You are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?

What slasher killer would you love to get railed by and why?

What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?

What’s the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?

What is your darkest kink?

What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?

Are you happy with the type of genital you have? If not, would you want the opposite? Why?

You masterbated yourself to starvation. What’s the top number 1 food you crave RN?

What’s the best term that describes you sexually?

You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?

Would you be able to go full month just pleasing your partner daily, without getting anything back?

What hairstyle you find attractive?

What video of you would you love to take sometimes? Why haven’t you yet?

What’s a toy you’d love to use? Why?

What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?

Have you or would you ever masturbate with toothpaste/tiger balm/numbing balm etc.?

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? What’s the best part on it?

What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?

What’s a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?

What does your ideal one night stand look like?

Do you have a favourite CNC scenario? Which is it?

Favourite position to give oral? And to receive?

What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

What is your most unusual turn on?

Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to?

What’s your opinion on anal?

Do you like to have rough sex? What you love the most?

Do you like to have sensual sex? What you love the most?

What’s your opinion on sexting?

Do you like getting teased in public? Why or why not?

What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

What are you favourite pet names to be called during sex?

What’s the best orgasm you had in past months?

Do you like going commando?

What language is the sexiest?

Is FreeUse hot? Why?

What would you love to roleplay as in bed?

What scent you find arousing?

Favourite way of being degraded?

Favourite way of being praised?

Favourite thing to do when dominating?

Favourite thing to do when being dominated?

Have you ever tried something only for it to become a hard limit of yours? How so?

Would you be willing to try something off limits? If yes, what would the circumstances have to be?

Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why?

Would you like to expose yourself/get exposed? If yes, are there some limits?

Best romantic evening setting, go!

Best sexual evening setting, go!

Would you watch porn with your partner? What would be your pick?

Would you ever participate in a goon day/weekend?

Would you ever participate in Locktober?

Would you ever participate in NoNutNovember?

Do you like tattoos or piercings on your partner? What would be the best places for them to have them?

What is a sex-challenge you would create? Would you do it with your partner or solo?

What is something you always wanted to ask your partner but didn’t had the courage to?

What is something you would love your partner to forget about you?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner to have? Why?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner NOT to have? Why?

Considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. What do YOU wish that would be?

Do you trust your partner enough to be their no-limit sex slave for 24 hours? Why not? What would be the limits?

Would you let your partner pimp you out?

THIS OR THAT?

Ropes or Cuffs?

Furries or Robots?

Fully naked or Fully clothed?

Take Erotic photos of someone or Let someone take erotic photos of you?

What’s a better gag? Panties or Socks?

Creampie or Throatpie?

Cuck someone or Get cucked?

Blunt pain or Sharp pain?

Obedient sub or Bratty sub?

Forever watch porn or Forever read porn

Proffesional or Amateur porn?

Feet or Hands?

Lights on or lights off?

Have a harem of men or Have a harem of women?

Truth or dare or FapRoulette?

Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial?

Nylons or Fishnets?

Pet or Slave?

Worship ass or Worship feet?

Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?

Bites vs Slaps?

Bruises vs Cuts?

Latex or Leather?

FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS:

Do you like your clit touched? How is it best?

Favourite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a vagina?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it?

FOR PEOPLE WITH PENISES:

Favorite blowjob technique?

Favorite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a penis?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your penis? What you think should be complimented on it?

BONUS QUESTIONS!

Are you satisfied with your sex life? If not, what would you change? If yes, is there something you would still like to improve to make it even better?

Are you satisfied with yourself in bed? What you think you lack? What you think you excel at?

Did you found out something new about yourself?

Considering you and your sex life, is there something you are so PROUD OF you would brag about it on reddit? (Or tumblr lol, Stole this from reddit)

Considering you are going to have sex today, what are some things you would love to experience?

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[yuriwinged]

couldnt find the original post so :p

[thememedaddy]

[bruzum]

[pjackk]

your beautiful corpse keeps washing up on tumblr's shore

there is nothing good about my shit iron ass

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[medievalera]

i have to what

[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE

[stiksandthrones]

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[knightsofty-nsfw]

Know Me Better: SFW → Personal → NSFW

Getting to know you

1. 🌷 What’s something small that always makes you happy?

2. 💌 What kind of compliment gets to you every time?

3. 🫶 What makes you feel most cared for?

4. 👑 Do you prefer being spoiled or doing the spoiling?

5. 💭 What’s been on your mind lately?

6. 🎵 What song are you currently obsessed with?

7. 💤 What’s your ideal lazy day?

8. 🥰 What’s the quickest way to make you blush?

9. 🕯️ Describe your perfect date.

10. 🫣 Are you good at hiding when you like someone?

11. 💕 What’s your favourite term of endearment?

12. ⚔️ Do you prefer someone sweet, teasing, protective, or a mix?

13. 🌙 What kind of late-night conversations do you love?

14. 📸 What makes you feel most confident or attractive?

15. 🤍 What’s something you wish people noticed about you more?

Personal / getting a little closer

16. 🫶 Who’s your favourite person other than your partner/S/O?

17. 👯 Who do you talk to the most?

18. 💌 Who was the last person you genuinely missed?

19. 🏡 Who makes you feel most at home?

20. 😂 Who can make you laugh no matter what mood you’re in?

21. 💭 Who has been on your mind a lot lately?

22. 🫂 Who do you go to when you need comfort?

23. 📱 Who are you always happiest to see a notification from?

24. 🌷 What’s something people close to you know that most others don’t?

25. 🪞 What’s something about yourself you’re currently trying to improve?

26. 💕 What quality do you value most in the people closest to you?

27. 🥹 When was the last time someone made you feel really appreciated?

28. 🌙 Who could you stay up talking to until ridiculous hours?

29. 🤍 What’s something you wish your friends understood about you without you having to explain it?

30. 🧸 Are you the person who asks for comfort, or do people have to notice you need it?

31. 📸 What’s a memory with someone you’re especially fond of?

32. 🫣 Who knows you better than you’d like to admit?

33. 💬 What’s something you’ve been wanting to tell someone but haven’t?

34. 🌻 Who has had the biggest positive influence on you?

35. 🔐 What’s something personal you’ll only share once you really trust someone?

18+ / NSFW & BDSM

36. 🔥 What’s something that instantly gets your attention?

37. 😈 Praise or degradation — which gets under your skin more?

38. 🖤 Do you enjoy possessive or ownership-style language?

39. 💋 Slow, drawn-out tension or being overwhelmed quickly?

40. ⛓️ Do you naturally lean dominant, submissive, switch, or somewhere in between?

41. 👀 What physical feature do you notice first?

42. 👐 How much of a thing are hands for you?

43. 🫠 What phrase could someone use that would immediately fluster you?

44. 💬 Do words affect you more than touch?

45. 🖤 Sweet pet names, degrading names, or a dangerous mixture of both?

46. 👑 How do you feel about being given orders?

47. 😏 What kink are you slightly embarrassed by how much you enjoy?

48. 🪢 What BDSM activity have you always wanted to explore?

49. 🫣 Do you prefer asking for what you want or being made to admit it?

50. 🔐 What fantasy would take a lot of trust for you to share?

51. 🕯️ What makes you feel safe enough to completely give up control?

52. ⚔️ Brat, brat-tamer, neither, or unfortunately both?

53. 🖤 Do you prefer gentle dominance or someone with a sadistic streak?

54. 🩶 How do you feel about humiliation or embarrassment?

55. ⛓️ Restraints, impact play, sensory play, or psychological control?

56. 👀 Does being watched make things hotter or ruin it for you?

57. 🎀 How do you feel about collars and other symbols of ownership?

58. 🫶 What kind of aftercare makes you feel most looked after?

59. 🔥 Do you prefer pain mixed with praise or pain mixed with teasing?

60. 🤫 Is being made to stay quiet a kink for you?

61. 🧎 How much does kneeling or other acts of submission affect you?

62. 🖤 What’s hotter: being rewarded for good behaviour or punished for misbehaving?

63. 😇 How strong is your praise kink, really?

64. 😈 What’s your favourite way for someone to exploit a kink they know you have?

65. 🪞 Do you enjoy being made embarrassed about the things you clearly like?

66. 🔒 What’s one hard limit you’d want a partner to know immediately?

67. 🕯️ Do rules, rituals, or protocols appeal to you in a dynamic?

68. 👑 Would you rather be spoiled, controlled, used as a service submissive, or some combination?

69. 💭 What kink do you think you could become dangerously obsessed with given the right person?

70. 🗝️ What question about your kinks are you secretly hoping somebody asks?

[fini-mun]

Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.

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[jimmyhoffathecat]

helo what doing

[grimae]

are we bingus? or are we bongus?