Real Life Broken Gif @goblinqueentrix - Tumblr Blog

eisenkrahe

flipocrite

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

cookiescr

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

cookiescr

they’re just vibing yknow?

dimpledgucci

porcupines do this too :)

callingallcars

i have excellent news about the manul cat

radwolf76

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

lokeanrampant

I am porcupine.

krakensdottir

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

floridensis

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

hyenafiend-deactivated20220214

@rhythpo

thequeenofsastiel

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

the-real-yahoo-mail

trashdogpenultimate

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

centers-for-disease-control

DO NOT

diseases-for-center-control

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

centers-for-disease-control

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

solkorolevaa

thenewborndeity

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

battlecrazed-axe-mage

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

orphanedsource

I’m hypnotized

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I'm constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

helloeverything123

Clothed Dead Naked female

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

oldschoolteenflicks

Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) dir. by Frank Capra

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

manny-jacinto

legend 🙌

robsheridan

Before Barbenheimer, there was “Apocalypse in Pink,” the August 1983 theme of fashion/culture magazine SPECTAGORIA. The issue’s controversial imagery of Barbie-esque models attempting to stay gorgeous and glamorous amidst nuclear annihilation sought to, in the words of editor/photographer Sera Clairmont, “revel in the morbid absurdity of the new American condition,” an “anxiety vibrating underneath all our plastic smiles.”

“It’s The Hot Pink Cold War,” Clairmont wrote in her introduction. “It’s ‘Material Girl’ on the radio and ‘WarGames’ at the drive-in. It’s ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ interrupted by the emergency broadcast signal. We’re told to look sexy, dress fashionable, make money, and spend money, but be sure we’re just the right amount of terrified about the bomb. Get that Malibu dream home, keep working on that perfect body, sip cocktails by the pool in your little pink bikini and watching the stocks go up — but STAY VIGILANT! and for God’s sake vote Republican, because that dream home could melt into a pink plastic inferno at any given moment. Just don’t stop smiling as the blast liquefies your skin into bubbling ooze like a Barbie doll in a microwave - it’s bad for the economy.”

---------

NOTE: This is a work of fiction created by me. This alternate reality horror story is part of my NightmAIres narrative art series (visit that link for a lot more). NightmAIres are windows into other worlds and interconnected alternate histories, conceived/written by me and visualized with synthography and Photoshop.

If you enjoy my work, consider supporting me on Patreon for frequent exclusive hi-res wallpaper packs, behind-the-scenes features, downloads, events, contests, and an awesome fan community. Direct fan support is what keeps me going as an independent creator, and it means the world to me.