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Currently on an Extended Hiatus. Bard of Blood and Knight of Heart here, ready to analyze your god tiers! We do sessions, quadrants, lands, and pretty much everything else! Ask is currently CLOSED. Please read the FAQ (/faq).

[dalishious]

If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it

It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.

@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.

[onthestormcoast-deactivated2017]

crosa rosa have a history of spam sending videos to people with their submit open, and when confronted about it and the content of their videos before (misogynistic themes, transphobia, no epilepsy warnings), they were complete assholes about it.

[onthestormcoast-deactivated2017]

re reblog with sources on when it went down before:

( x ) ( x ) ( x )

they denied it was them but they’ve done this before

a post abt the resurgence

ill also mention that, when i called them out on my previous acct (i have since remade), a friend of theirs (tumblr user mountweak) sent me a lot of hate and triggering anons.

[wigglyflippingout]

ah so that’s what it was lmao

[black-eyes-anon]

@lonely-mothman

[a-spec-tacular]

this just hit our submit, so i feel it’s probably a good idea to share for our followers. keep yourselves safe and well!

- mod oracle

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

I got one of these and I didn’t trust it… glad I didn’t open it >:/

[god-tier-analyzer]

Breaking from our hiatus to give this important message.

We recently received this from our submit box. If any of our followers receive this video, please don’t play it!

-Mod Bard

[god-tier-analyzer]

Update

Hey there folks,

Mod Bard here with an update. 

So, uh. Most of the mods have left this blog, for one reason or another. Me and Knight are the only ones left on this blog. So, for one, this blog may or may not be effectively dead. That’s a decision to be made by the mod team, or at least, the two of us that are still around. We may get around to recruiting new mods to fill in the old shoes and bring this blog back. However, at the current moment, this extended hiatus will possibly be a permanent one.

Sorry to disappoint everybody.

I know it’s been a while with no contact, and I know that we’ve been gaining a steady trickle of followers even if we aren’t posting anything, so I thought it was fair to give you all this update.

So, again, sorry for the inconvenience, and I hope this will be sorted out soon enough.

Thanks for being patient with us, and for those of you that have stuck by us even through this extended period of hiatus, well, honestly, thanks for being loyal.

I hope each and every one of our followers a´have a wonderful day,

-Mod Bard

[god-tier-analyzer]

May I ask why the ask box is closed? You're the only good people for fraymotifs

We’re just all super busy with other things at the moment. Some of us are sort of distant from the Homestuck community.. To be honest there are all sorts of reasons. We’re sorry we’ve had it closed for so long! Again, time is a thing we don’t really have right now. I myself now do, and I’m contemplating opening the ask box, but I wouldn’t want the other mods to be bombarded with asks D:

For now we’ll see with time. I thank you for your patience!

Mod Knight <3

[god-tier-analyzer]

Hello, followers.

Mod Rogue here, finally risen from the dead. I realize that it’s been nine months since the last post on this blog, and even then it wasn’t an analysis but a call made by the mods that because we had all become so busy, we opted to close the inbox. I apologize for the complete lack of activity from that point on- as far as I am aware, all of the mods remained busy, myself included. Up until now, I haven’t even had the time to remember this blog. I figured it was about time to address this.

I think it may be fair to say that I’ve got this blog on my mind now. Don’t get me wrong, I am still incredibly busy and doubt that I’ll really have time for analysis. I may try to squeeze in a few, if possible, but life is still a little hectic. Unfortunately, in that period of time where all mods became busy and dropped the blog, I have lost contact with them. Fellow mods, if you’re reading this, I urge you to respond so that we can set up communication again. If not, I suppose we’ll see what happens.

I apologize for the long hiatus without any real warning and that no news has come out. Even I’m not sure where we’re all at, but I figured that sending out a line of communication is in the best interest for this blog right now.

-RS

[god-tier-analyzer]

Apologies guys!

Hello all! 

On behalf of the Analyzer team, I wish to apologize for the lack of content we’ve been creating. We have all been very busy over the past month or so, as it’s that time of the year where things start to get a lil’ hectic and what not. That being said, we’re not exactly sure when this period will breeze over, so we've decided that for now, we’re going to be closing the ask box. 

We’re very sorry for this.. It’s hard to juggle the blog along with our day to day activities during this time, and considering we’re getting a tonne of asks lately, we feel bad for not answering them, so for now, the ask box is closed. I know you’ve all been very eager to have your god tier questions asked! We have one under six-hundred of them left unanswered, so that’s a lot to get through! Sorry if you’ve sent one in and not had it answered, I hope you understand. We hope to have the blog up and running again soon, so keep those questions in, and we’ll be back before you know it!

Again, on behalf of the team, we’re sorry for the inconvenience... We’ll let you all know when the ask box will be open again!

All the best!

~Knight, and the Analyzer Team

[god-tier-analyzer]

Hi! I wanted to ask about what god tier would probably suit me :v. I love drawing, writing and singing. I'm a shipper and love to see stuff about pairings that I hadn't thought about. Often I act exaggeratedly about what I feel, and sometimes (not proud) use it to get what I want. In general I'm always struggling between being nice and being mean, often with bashing to myself. I'm really wordy, and even though I act "open", I am pretty closed about how I feel. PS:I hate how short the asks are xD

Witch of Heart.

[god-tier-analyzer]

if a player went grimdark, how would they get out/stop being grimdark?

The only known way of getting out of grimdark is death - and even then some traces remain. It is unknown what happens when someone grimdark goes trickster, but it is possible that the trickster would “overwrite” it, so to speak.

[god-tier-analyzer]

Do you know if the godtier classes gender specific?

They are not! Hussie stated so in a tweet.

[god-tier-analyzer]

i have a bunch of fan characters that i haven't figured out their god tier for. are there any tips you can give to help me?

Well, look at the role which the character has in the story, and apply that to multiple titles until you find one which fits their role. For example, if somebodies role is to teach people new information, they could be a Seer of Light. However, this might not help, but it is how I do it.

-BB

[god-tier-analyzer]

Could you give a landscape idea and quest for a Maid of Doom in the Land of Fog and Chains? Also, possible fraymotifs (she wields bladekind)?

Land and quest

The first thing that comes to mind is a prison like planet, where the consorts live in cellblocks linked by rope bridges of chains and where one thing will lead to the other because of the flourescent fog that surely twists the mind of all who stay there too long. The maid would travel from cell to cell, trying to free the consorts, but to do so they’d have to find riddles that’ll lead them to the keys.

However getting the keys will be more and more morally ambiguous until they’re forced to travel to an island and make it through the prison maze, which will either result in letting the last consorts go or to releasing the denizen that is trapped in chains at the planets core and help it wreak havoc on the session.

Fraymotifs

Skeleton slicers mambo - The maid uses her powers to move twice as fast, targeting the weak spots of her enemies with her blade, literally cutting all the way through the bones in one slice.

Key of the lost - When hurt, the maid uses her powers to channel the voices of the doomed and deceased into a huge shock wave that puts everyone that is not a healer class or protected to sleep… eternally.

-SH

[god-tier-analyzer]

Could you do an analysis of what "Seer of Heart <3 Witch of Mind" would be likeee? ouo

These characters are polar opposites in every possible way. They witch would try to manipulate the seer, but the seer would see right through it and it'd be chaos from day one. I really don't see this ship going anywhere other than into mutual frustration, one-upmanship and kismesitude.

-SH

[god-tier-analyzer]

Hello could you do possible lands for a Page of Space?

Here are some general examples:

Land of Steppingstones and Frogs (LOSAF)

Land of Peaks and Frogs (LOPAF)

Land of Frogs and Walls (LOFAW)

-SH

[god-tier-analyzer]

How would a session with a Maid of Light, Mage of Heart, Page of Space, Thief of Time, Witch of Blood, and a Rouge of Breath go? Btw the Maid and Mage are morails.

The session has the parts necessary to give it potential to be successful with a Time and a Space player, so your session isn’t doomed right off the bat. 

The Maid of Light could be a potential leader with really versatile powers, having the ability to create luck, fortune, and likely literal light, all of which are going to be huge powers in Sburb and just might be what could singlehandedly push this session into success. They’ll be a powerful member of the group, even having a few abilities helpful to combat, and are well suited to lighting the way (hehe) through the session.

The Mage of Heart is always good to have around, both for keeping the team emotionally stable (particularly helpful with the Witch and likely the thief) and  bringing the enemy down with what they learn. Being knowledgeable about the emotions of the team, they’ll be able to actively work to make sure they don’t go awry, and the insight they gain about the condition of opposition can be used against them. While they aren’t suited to leading because of the negative impact they often receive, I can definitely see this one being a second in command. This I can especially see working since the Maid and Mage are moirails.

The Page of Space is going to be an interesting member. Obviously, as a Page, if they are fully realized then they are going to be unstoppable. Their frog breeding won’t be any trouble if they understand their aspect, though on the other hand will be clueless if they don’t. What they’ll need is time for them to truly blossom and figure things out. The Time player isn’t gonna be any help… if anything, the Thief could be detrimental to their development if they take up too much of their time. There is other support among the team, though, such as an encouraging Mage and a Rogue that’s a giver of individuality. So long as they decide to work for it, the Page could become realized.

The thief could be troublesome if not watched, possibly taking up time for themselves, which is never good in such a time-oriented game. I don’t believe they’ll be too much trouble because of the Mage and Witch; however, the other side of that coin is that the Witch could just as easily turn them. If we’re going to say that the Thief hasn’t been turned by the Witch, then they’ll become a fantastic ally, stealing away what time enemies may have and having some unique combat abilities.

Now, the Witch of Blood. This is the member that is either going to make or break the session, no doubt in my mind. Their powers are incredible, and by their own whims they can bond the team together, create complete anarchy among both enemies and their own teammates, separate critical people from their bonds with others… clearly, if their abilities are not used correctly, the Witch could cause chaos. They’re less likely for this to happen because of a few members, such as the Mage being able to keep them stable. They’re going to be the most offensively powerful member of the team for sure and will be able to completely wreck the Dersian royalty singlehandedly, so long as the Witch remains loyal. Definitely keep an eye on them.

Finally, the Rogue of Breath, who compliments this team well. The Rogue can steal direction from opponents and employ it on the team, and direction is definitely something this session needs. They’re also going to be able to take freedom, mobility and literal air and wind and then use that to the aid of their team mates. Talk about taking someone’s breath away. As it goes with most rogues, this one is going to be a valuable tactical asset.

Overall, I quite like the look of this session, though there are places where things could get rough. The Witch always has the potential of turning and the Thief could be a problem, though this chance should be and is hopefully lessened by the Mage. Things could also become problematic if the Page isn’t fully realized, dragging the session down. If everybody does manage to work out these kinks in the session and continue working together, though, then very little will be able to stand in their way.

-RS

[god-tier-analyzer]

Hi there! What would a quest look like for a sylph of breath on the Land of Flow and Storms? Could you also give some examples of how umbrellakind could work as a strife specibus?

A potential quest for the Sylph could be sourced to the Storms. Perhaps they're erratic or uncontrollable, or perhaps when the storms are needed they aren't there. The quest of the Sylph would likely be to repair this issue, going about and learning how to support and heal the weather to restore the natural "flow" of the world and bring good land and prosperity to the consorts. Of course, there's a lot of potential for Sylph quest lands, and this is just one idea of many!

As for how Umbrellakind could work, it depends really on the wielder of the weapon. Pretty much any strife specibus can be effective if it's used properly. Most likely, the best way for Umbrellakind to function would be as a blade, similar to John Egbert's "Barber's Best Friend," or potentially a conduit for magic such as Rose's needles.

-RS

PS. I apologize that I have been so busy, but I'll be trying to get around to questions now.

[god-tier-analyzer]

What would a good strife specibus be for a Muse of Breath?

First thing that springs to mind is StaffKind. The Muse, being the mighty figure that they are, needs to look grand and inspire freedom into others. (It kind of reminds me of Moses here XD). We're talking someone like Moses, mixed with Gandalf. You can look powerful and use the awesome power of the wind!

Hope this helps! If not, then send in another message and I'll help you with a new one!

~Knight of Heart <3

[god-tier-analyzer]

Session analysis for: Sylphe of life, page of time, prince of heart, and knight of space. Please and thank you.

Sylph of Life

Sylph: Sylphs heal and aid others with their aspect and may manipulate it if it’s for the aid of others.  

Life: Life has to do with Life (duh) and living things.

The Sylph of Life heals others with life and living things. This player is the ultimate healer. She could heal others with medicinal plants, herbal remedies and natural salves. If the situation is dire enough (a teammate about to die, for an example) she might be able to heal with Life itself, even to the point of restoring life to her teammates if they died recently. 

Page of Time

Page: A page provides people with their aspect, creates their aspect, masters their aspect, and may become a symbol of their aspect. As you can tell the page is very powerful but the page will take a long time until they reaches their full potential. Also, they start off with little to no powers. Pages need to work very hard and often need help to become powerful. They might be male-exclusive.

Time: Time is the fabric of space, time travel, timelines maintenance, and progress. Every hero of time has a device in their world that will reset the game and a hero of time is needed to have a successful session.

The Page of Time provides, creates and master time, timelines and time-travel. One power of this Page is giving his session time, in other words, slowing down the entire process to give them more time to prepare and strategize. Another power would be being very good at time-hopping. He would’t accidentally get lost or end up in a dead timeline, and he would be able to make HUGE time hops. Not as big as the “ALREADY HERE” time hop, but pretty big nonetheless. 

Prince of Heart (title shared with Dirk Strider)

Prince: The prince is a very powerful active class, exclusive to males. They destroy their aspect and destroy with their aspect. Many princes can weaponize a very powerful physical from of their aspect. 

Heart: Heart is about love, emotions, and the soul.

The Prince of heart destroys heart, love, emotions and souls. As we saw BrainGhost Dirk do, Princes of Heart can literally rip the souls from their enemies, which would probably leave them in a vegetative state. He could probably also destroy relationships. NOTP? Poof. Gone. Ship sunk. 

Knight of Space

Knight: The Knight could be defined as ‘one who exploits [aspect]’ or ‘one who takes advantage of [aspect]’. This means Knight get to choose how they use their aspect, whether it be for evil or good, attack or defense.

Space: Space is about physics, creations, mass, planets, frogs, universes, size, and matter.

The Knight of Space takes advantage of physics, planets, frogs, size and matter.  For example, the Knight of Space would most likely be able to use the Laws of Physics to their advantage, possibly being able to increase or decrease gravity in a small area or allowing an object to surpass the speed of light. The Knight of Space might also be able to take advantage of the fabric of the universe by bending it to produce small “pockets” in space to put things in, or by making small wormholes for teleportation purposes. All in all, a good tier to have on your team. As for their competence at frog-breeding, they would be pretty decent at it.

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Welllllllllll...I'd say this is a pretty good session overall! Though at first the Page will not be very powerful and won't be very helpful, but the Knight will pick up the slack with being good at doing the frog breeding solo, maybe with a little help from the sylph, but you'll have to keep an eye on the prince though.

~Seer

[god-tier-analyzer]

Mage of Light <> Sylph of Space?

Mage of Light <> Sylph of Space

I think these would generally work better in the red quadrant. As I see them getting on unnaturally well, while not having a specific problem to help the other with but in general just being great partners.

That being said mages and sylph's are usually well balanced moirails, as the sylph often is very kind and understanding even when the mage has trouble explaining themselves and mages like to listen to the stories of the sylph's as they are fan of most knowledge. Also the sylph has a lot to gain from the mage's insight in fortune if they want a successful frog breeding, although it is a stretch.

-SH