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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

valtsv

#prev: yeah it is pic and morrinbrick #god. just remembered morrinbrick trying to throw pic off the cliff AGAIN in order to save him from shar #and pic going 'wtf no' and pulling an uno reverse on him

spatialapprentice

inside we are all wizards, and we all know a spell called love

penultipex

it does 6d12 necrotic damage

lovelymimic

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

thatonenewdungeonmaster

I am DEEPLY tempted to make a "can your fave survive castle dracula" post for my beloved overpowered DND character. Stay turned, I have to go to bed early tonight since I've got an early flight tomorrow but I might post about this after I get my tasks done.

onewakingworld

I stole this from a long ask about a fandom I didn't recognize but it is extremely Maia

stonesense

i love inflict wounds conceptually so much. other spells always beating around the bush but u can count on inflict wounds to do what it says in the tin. this is what u came here to do. cut out the middleman and simply Inflict Wounds. spell of Hey (taps u on the shoulder) Fuck You In Particular. beloved deity unwind this fool

#it's so good #the fact that it's just touch as well. i place my hand serenely on your shoulder and then 3d10 necrotic damage #once my character got swallowed by a big dinosaur thing and cast a 7th level inflict wounds directly on its insides. that was pretty rad

mookybear12404

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

#very first character was a warlock #we only played two or three sessions it fizzled pretty quickly #after that i played a war cleric for 5 years and i'm pretty sure she's part of my genetic code now

onewakingworld

D&D storytime: my character was a warlock of Vecna, got his hand and eye, then ended up killing him and taking his job as the god of undeath, which means her own severed hand and eye are now out there in the world and have become divine artifacts in their own right.

DM just dropped that we failed to notice one of the BBEG's servants wielding the hand in the final fight

#here's how bloody eyeball in a coffee cup can still win

derinthescarletpescatarian

What horrifying new social rules are the kids inventing now

dor-min

you can't just kidnap people and force them to play DnD

probablybadrpgideas

or can you

yourplayersaidwhat

“I came here to kill god and serve cunt, and I’ve done both.”

#kyrien for sure

thesnadger

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone to visit him to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it: