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alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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young children gawk at flaming

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we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

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robber barons and slumlords are back. we peasants toiling in our teeming polluted cities for starvation wages. child labor and food born illnesses and fucking measles is back. what century is this. god i want modern problems. give me MODERN problems. new ones

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like generative ai?

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human craft being replaced by inferior automated processes as a means of suppressing wages, disenfranchising the working class, and stripping workers of rights to the products of their labor? welcome back to the Industrial Era! enjoy your stay in the 1760s, you live here now

tanafyam

That's disturbing... How did we solve this last time? Let's just do it again

itsapmseymour

Ah, its from an album of mine back in 2022 that explores emotions and inner development https://music.apple.com/ph/album/inner-thoughts/1632907904 https://open.spotify.com/album/0wGydqz2gbjSELWwovnsMp

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more hero-sidekick duos were the sidekick is very clearly the only competent team member

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the Don Quixote dynamic, if you will

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The 2025 WIENIE 500 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway

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Mew y two

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first u had a room infested with mice and now its a room with spiders who is hiding mob spawners in your room

Landlords who make you pay hundreds of euro for room with holes in it

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I need you guys to know that when I finished writing this post I dejectedly tossed my phone onto my bed at which point a previously hidden spider was flung into the air exactly like this

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catfish

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Gaz the Goblin Girl

Comm for Akiko Lewd variations (♀️) for patrons

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when the cuddle sesh is so good your arm becomes fully necrotic

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when the cuddle sesh

is so good your arm becomes

fully necrotic

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened

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things I learned from this post:

cheetahs regularly get bullied by lions, hyenas, crocodiles, and baboons

multiple people think this means cheetahs aren't an apex predator/belong lower on the food chain

which is how I learned humans equate social status with position on the food chain. (which is nonsense to anyone who's ever met, for instance, a moose)

an apex predator is just a predator without natural predators of its own. you can be an anxious pathetic mess, but if you're not getting eaten by your neighbors, congrats! you're an apex predator.

i look it up to make sure cheetahs are apex predators

I find out it's not uncommon for cheetah cubs (and very occasionally adults) to be eaten by lions, leopards, hyneas, and even eagles???

well that sure calls into question their apex predator status. out of curiosity i check to see if there are any animals that hunt lions

this is how I discover that cheetahs, lions, hyenas, and leopards will all eat each other's children if presented with an easy opportunity (and sometimes young/elderly/injured adults)

begining to wonder how useful 'apex predator' is as a term

in conclusion, cheetahs are so fast because they are fueled by Grade A+ Ultra Concentrated Anxiety and they need that speed to run away from their problems