Godd Howard sold me Skyrim Again (Anniversary Edition)

he/him, 29 || terfs DNI (terfs should die violently)

[foreveriallyzombified]

[wormweb]

This is why accessibilityis so important.

[foreveriallyzombified]

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

[taohun]

stuff happening on r/discoelysium

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[godd-howard-did-it-again]

[tiara-mcfly]

[her-majestys-watchdog]

guys it’s finally official, our ciel’s real name is [indecipherable text]

[her-majestys-watchdog]

no wait we’ve got an important update

now it’s [slightly clearer but still indecipherable text]

or maybe [uhhhh]

[ofsacredashes-deactivated202504]

For some reason I thought it said Doug Dimmadome

[suso22]

[pekgna]

with the whole weight of the law, Vicquemare 💋

[carlitorinque]

That one golden kamuy panel but with okita and ryoma

[wintersongstress]

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

[kuoro427]

[renmorris]

this description of Kim's whistling from the swings scene, so beautiful and melodic that it 'puts the insulindic thrush to shame.' and heals Harry’s morale is such a wonderful description of falling in love

You hear the sound echo on the large body of water. Clouds race across the spring sky, and suddenly you just feel better. About everything.

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[gaystation4]

[morgue-xiiv]

Best worldbuilding detail of Disco Elysium is that imperial measurements DO NOT exist, and are not used anywhere in the world they are never even remotely acknowledged within the text. There is a vague discussion of the history of le Systemme Internationale (SI units) though not by that name, but there is even within that discussion there's no mention of what predated SI units.

The upshot of this is whenever someone uses imperial in a fanfic or even talks about DE with imperial units my visceral reaction is just "please do not yank in my nice clean fandom tia". Sorry, but also, please do not yank in my nice clean fandom thanks in advance.

[yagrandmapeach]

You deserve what you want

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wilwheaton]

Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".

[here-n-queer]

I like how you said “when” and not “if” is there something you wish to share with the class?

[charlesoberonn]

Yes, it's called self confidence.