Faith, Trust, and a Wee Bit of Pixie Dust

~Aiden Maureen~22~ ~She/Her~

[sobadbad]

[eloiscbridgerton]

BRIDGERTON 2.06 – The Choice

[trainingseasons]

2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

[shegos]

#current mood

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[allthingshyper]

Probably but "vaddy" was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

[dogboyrevenge]

[lottleyco]

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they’ll each other out and I’ll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for “ouch too hot” and “ouch too cold” are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[ceslatoil]

Hot Mint Gum

[alphacrone]

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

Your mask protects others more than it protects you

You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms

The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

[alphacrone]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

[squish-this]

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:

[fullmetalpotterhead]

[jcateart]

Independence. Authority. Style.

[queenofmoons-deactivated2024092]

[the-bi-bilingual]

This woman has too much power and she is wielding it exactly like I would want her to

[alivedean]

sylvie + text posts

[678i0u]

#LOKI, A CONFIRMED BISEXUAL

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]