drink more water, or you might die

| Caroline~28~USA | sunset enthusiast

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[beefwizard91]

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[nightcord-at-25]

watch leftists conveniently ignore this

[maplebunie]

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

[l0stvegas]

[sufficientlylargen]

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[frethepotatohunter]

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

[bold-baddie]

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[loveridden1999]

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

[blumenundpoesie]

a blanket of snow on fairy lights