drink more water, or you might die

| Caroline~28~USA | sunset enthusiast

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[segamascott]

[ciborgueamaral]

Cross-legged chair by Luiz Philippe Carneiro de Mendonça spotted at a Street antique market at Rio de Janeiro

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[worldsandemanations]

Gizem Akdag

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[beefwizard91]

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[nightcord-at-25]

watch leftists conveniently ignore this

[maplebunie]

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

[l0stvegas]

[sufficientlylargen]

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

[witheredsprout]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer