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Dp x Dc Prompt - I swear he thought I was normal
Gar has found himself in a very particular situation. He has a date, a very cute unrealistic date with a human. He didn't think it was even possible given that he's well green.
He knows that he's cute he's reminded every day he looks in the mirror. But the fact that someone actually came up to him and asked him out as if it was normal. Yeah he had a lot of questions.
So he asked his teammates just to see if he was crazy. At first they didn't believe him and thought he was pulling their leg. At least that confirmed that he wasn't insane in thinking that was abnormal. But when he probably explained the situation to the other Titans his Robin was skeptical.
He knows that he should take this opportunity as good and amazing and cool. But he couldn't take chances and Robin drilled it into him that he couldn't take chances. There was always the chance that it was a setup and they were trying to kidnap him or something. It could be Hive too.
So gar sets up a date with this mysterious guy. But it's in a public place and the other Titans were going to be on standby. Honestly he's just hoping for the best.
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Dash moved out of Amity, he was sort of used to dealing with bullshit constantly. Especially after graduation and his fellow classmates being either ghost or ghost adjacent. Living in a typical city was out of the question because he's used to peace. Hero City it is.
So when he found himself in jump City with a bunch of teen heroes he felt nostalgic. A good form of nostalgia. Honestly he would trust them more than he would trust anyone else.
Then he started developing a new crush he had a celebrity crush before but this one was different. Beast Boy as he would call himself reminded him of some of the ghosts back home. Quirky, sassy and overall fun to be around.
The difference between the teens heroes here and well Phantom was that the teens were still teenagers and they roamed around the streets like normal people. They could interact with the heroes like they were normal people. So Dash took his chances, asked him out on a date.
At first he said he was going to think about it but a few days later he ended up getting a text message. Score! Turns out living in a city like this isn't that bad.
[Masterpost]
Not-Living Lightning
DPxDC
As much as I love Danny in Gotham fics I feel like Danny in Fawcett city has crazy potential.
To start with, as a place for Danny to hide from the GIW in I think it has just as much going for it as Gotham.
At the bare minimum I could easily believe that all the Divine thunder and lightning that Captain Marvels throwing around could easily interfere with ghost sensors. If ectoplasms a form of magical goop than trying to track one traumatized teenage boys worth of the stuff while a mystic sun is moonwalking down the street to pimp slap Captain Nazi two blocks over probably wouldn’t work very well.
If Danny’s on the run in Fawcett and the GIW does show up to try and capture him it is not gonna go well for them. All Billy’s gonna see is a bunch of creepy adults trying to abduct a fellow homeless kid and suddenly Captain Marvels descending from the heavens to flick his wrist with a shout of “Brown Magic!”. In an instant the Agents pristine white suits arn’t so pristine anymore and they know for a fact they will Never Live This One Down.
But more than that, I think of all the more mystical versions of Fawcett as the single best kind of place for Danny to hide.
This is the city where Billy Batson, 10 year old radio host extraordinaire, is regularly giving out reminders when to cast certain types of rituals and playing “a message from our sponsor” segments about shops that sell magic doors, mystical candles for rituals and potion ingredients. I’ve seen fics where Batman’s loosing his mind while walking around Fawcett because there’s unicorn drawn carriages going through the streets, Fae folk run businesses on every corner, Vampires working at the local blood bank and a Werewolf girl (whom he can NOT allow Damien to meet under any circumstances) playing tag with a centaur in the local park while their parents watch and gossip together from a distance. A corpse with a heart beat will barely even register on the Weirdness Scale of Fawcett, so Danny’s gonna fit right in.
Agent K: I know it sounds crazy, but we’re looking for a Ghost.
Carol, a random citizen entertaining these outsiders because she’s bored waiting for the bus: You’re gonna have to a bit more specific man, what kind of ghost are we talking here? Poltergeist? Spirit? Shade? What are we dealing with?
Agent K: A menace to society!
Carol, whose little brother keeps stealing her fruit snacks every other day despite being dead for 13 years: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Fawcett also got trapped in a time bubble, which opens up a lot of options with Clockwork. If it’s still in a time bubble than it’s pretty much the safest place in the entirety of the living realm for Danny to hide out in and Clockwork can just yeet him in when things go south in Amity. Even if it’s out of the time bubble it’d still make sense for Clockwork to be more aware of the goings on in the city, both because of the time bubble itself and because the Champion of Magic and Rock of Eternity are settled down there. Maybe the whole city getting trapped in time also makes it a grey area when it comes to the rules preventing Clockwork from interfering in the living realm too much.
Clockwork: you should go and live in Fawcett, you’ll be safe there.
Danny: Because the GIW won’t be able to find me there, right?
Clockwork, trying to decide the appropriate number of bones to steal from the Agents who dared to harm his grandson: *Silence with a Smirk*
Danny: Right?
Phantom: *floats into the Watchtower with a baby strapped to his chest*
Batman: ...Phantom why do you have a baby?
Phantom: Oh, I was summoned last night and some lady sacrificed her baby to me, so I'm a dad now.
Superman: What?!
Wonder Woman: Oh? Congratulations.
Batman: You can't seriously just...keep them.
Phantom: Sure I can, anything thats sacrificed to me is mine to do with as I please. Got a puppy once, her name's Bugsy.
Superman: Do people often get sacrificed to you?
Phantom: Oh yeah, but most sacrifices are adults, so I just let them go back to their mortal lives. I'm working with Constantine to get the word out that I prefer nonhuman sacrifices, like food, or herbs, but its slow going.
Batman: Phantom we can't let you keep the baby.
Phantom: *tightens his hold on the baby and eyes falling into slits* And why not?
Superman: Well, you're a ghost and they're...living. I don't think you'd ever hurt them on purpose, but accidents happen, especially with babies.
Batman: A ghost is not equipped to raise living children.
Phantom: Oh, is that all you're worried about? Then- *transforms into living form and quickly puts on a mask* There! I'm human, problem solved. *happily walks away*
Superman: Did you know he could do that?
Batman: *shakes his head*
Wonder Woman: *nods her head* Phantom has many talents, tis why Pandora looks down upon him favorably.
No no batman and superman are right.
They know him as a ghost. He lives in the Zone and comes to the living world. Which means no housing. Oxygen might be non existent over there for all they know, and that would kill the baby. If they DO know they can breathe there because they've been there before then they know they have no sun. We get vitamin D because we make it from the sun. We need sun or things that are fortified with it because the only food that naturally has it is mushrooms, provided u also put them in the sun beforehand. We need sun. That baby is gonna die of rickets in there.
Does Phantom have access to baby food there. Can human baby digest ghost baby food or get nutrition from it??? Most people regulate danger for baby based off their danger level. Too hot/cold for me if too hot/cold for baby. If it hurts me, it will hurt baby. Dangerous for me, and I need to not risk it because it is also dangerous to baby. Also baby rearing, a lot less in the West, tends to be communal. Phantom could pass baby on to trusted siblings, friends, cousins and older children if needed but those people need to also get human (and human baby) limits. Does he have this??? To the JL knowledge, those that Phantom could pass the baby to in an emergency, are them, who will also be busy with the emergency.
As a human, this solves a lot of instinctual problems but is still left with the resources problem. Man does not exist, his baby does not exist in a way connected to him. He has no house or money to their knowledge because he has never needed it before. If he transformed instead of shape shifted he will need to get used to his new limits. Someone needs to make sure he's not reported for kidnapping the first time he takes him to the doctor and he has nothing. He will need a job. Someone to babysit while he's out heroing or he will need to retire.
Someone will need to make sure the lady wasn't lying and this isn't a random stolen baby who has family or even the father looking for them.
So from their point of view it would be safer for the baby to be adopted by a batman approved family and checked on rather than Phantom going finders keepers. A baby is really hard work even with a support system, financial means, attuned instincts, and relatively similar limits, things they don't know he already has.
Later in HR
Superman: We are sorry 🥺. We were concerned about the baby’s needs being met.
Batman: Previous excursions into the Infinite Realms left us with valid concerns about its suitability for an infant mortal human. Extreme temperatures and lack of sunlight to name a few.
Susan from HR: *glances at witness report from Wonder woman*
Susan: I see. And how did you express these concerns to Phantom?
Superman: ……We said ghosts couldn’t be parents of a human child 😣
Batman: We had additional concerns about a ghosts ability to intuit a baby’s needs. Baby’s are very delicate. Phantoms reduced body temperature could leave him unable to provide for the baby’s needs and comfort. Similarly his super strength could pose risks.
Susan: So by your logic metas with cryokinesis or enhanced strength are also unfit parents? 🤨
Superman: We’re sorrrrrryyy 😭
Batman: ….
Susan: So it wasn’t really his powers that were the issue then. But his status as Post Mortal and his residence off Earth?
Superman: 😢
Batman: I stand by my concerns, but admit, they could have been communicated better. We just wanted to ensure the infant was safe.
Susan: After reviewing witness statements, your own testimony, and security footage of the incident I feel I can say confidently that your words were not intentionally malicious.
I understand your intentions came from a good place. However, your fears are coming from a place of ignorance. So, the prescription will be education.
You will both be required to review the League’s Employee Training Guides on Interdimensional Inclusivity and Sensitivity, and Communication Skills Across Space Time and Dimension.
Upon completion I am going to set you both up with individual meetings with our new Infinite Realms Specialist Dr. Jasmine Fenton who will be able to address your concerns about Realms Culture, Childcare, and anything else you would like to discuss.
Finally, you will both apologize to Phantom for discriminating against him as a ghost. I understand your intentions, but your actions were still discriminatory. Phantom will be unavailable as he is now on Paternity Leave, so I encourage you to apologize in the form of a letter. If you give them to me I will see them delivered to Phantom.
Do you have any questions for me, and do you understand the terms of our action plan today?
Superman: no questions. Thank you. 😢
Batman: *Monosyllabic BatGrunt of Acceptance*
Phantom: *floats into the Watchtower with a baby strapped to his chest*
Batman: ...Phantom why do you have a baby?
Phantom: Oh, I was summoned last night and some lady sacrificed her baby to me, so I'm a dad now.
Superman: What?!
Wonder Woman: Oh? Congratulations.
Batman: You can't seriously just...keep them.
Phantom: Sure I can, anything thats sacrificed to me is mine to do with as I please. Got a puppy once, her name's Bugsy.
Superman: Do people often get sacrificed to you?
Phantom: Oh yeah, but most sacrifices are adults, so I just let them go back to their mortal lives. I'm working with Constantine to get the word out that I prefer nonhuman sacrifices, like food, or herbs, but its slow going.
Batman: Phantom we can't let you keep the baby.
Phantom: *tightens his hold on the baby and eyes falling into slits* And why not?
Superman: Well, you're a ghost and they're...living. I don't think you'd ever hurt them on purpose, but accidents happen, especially with babies.
Batman: A ghost is not equipped to raise living children.
Phantom: Oh, is that all you're worried about? Then- *transforms into living form and quickly puts on a mask* There! I'm human, problem solved. *happily walks away*
Superman: Did you know he could do that?
Batman: *shakes his head*
Wonder Woman: *nods her head* Phantom has many talents, tis why Pandora looks down upon him favorably.
Vlad redemption can be good, but give some irredeemable Vlad. Enough to make everyone give up on him but nobody more than Dani. She hates being related to him and while she won't cross the line like Vlad she will stay within the limits to try and remove anything that connects her to him but most of all anything that could give him wiggle room to the crown since she is Danny's heir . This where Duke comes in.
He is either already dating Danny so it is easy for him to offer to incubate her core, OR she has been observing him and finds him good enough to incubate her core and good enough to date her template so she is using her reformation/rebirth to hook Danny up with the wholesome demi-god
Duke is on patrols and sees a floating girl with Glowing green eyes smiling at him. Nobody else seems to notice her. He tries to pretend he doesn’t see her either so he can sneak up on her or call for back up but when he turns around she’s gone. He’s about to go back to patrol when the girl is 3 inches from his face.
Dani: Hiya!!!!
Duke: Waaah…*falls off the building he was on but Dani pulls him to safety*
Dani: Sorry! Didn’t mean to scare you THAT much. I’m Dani with an-I! But you can call me Spirit/Phantasm! (Which every the write prefers) and I could use your help! It’s quite the Task but if you succeed I promise your greatest wish will come true!
Duke: ummm…I think you’re better off asking someone else Kid. I can put you in contact with the other bats or a magic user if that’s what you need but….
Dani: Even if the Offer is completely healing your parents minds? I can even throw in healing your paraplegic friend in for good measure!
Duke freezes not just because of the idea of his parents healed but a slight fear that their Identity were compromised: How?
Dani: You’re a really good person Signal. Brave, strong, and Defiant even against impossible odds. But more that you have a very special heritage…as far r how I can promise such things…I’m also High King Phantom of the infinite realm’s only heir…and if I don’t get help I could stop existing all together….
Duke:…Explain.
Dani: I’m a neverborn meaning I’m an ecto being that never Lived. I was literally born Dead…problem is I wasn’t born stable either…I was made by a very bad man who hurt Phantom…I hurt phantom and he forgave and loves me regardless because I never asked to be made or born but I could chose how I wanted to live….but I’m running out of time unless I go thru a special procedure if someone compatible is willing to incubate my Core and add their own DNA I can permanently stabilize and use my powers without worry…Without making my DAD worry… Anyway He doesn’t know I KNOW yet but he is 1 million percent willing to do anything if someone does this for us…
Duke: I have so many questions…but let’s start with Inubate? Like pregnancy cuz I don’t really have that kind of equipment for that.
Dani: Yes and no. My core, think if it like a small ball that hold everything that makes me me, would be painless phased into your body where I would feed off your excess energy and powers. Then once I’m fully cooked I pop out again by phasing no exploding chest shit here. All better and you will make my Dad the happiest guy EVER!
Duke:…and if I refuse? *dani deflates a bit abc honestly looks scared* I’m just asking? Ok not saying no just need more info!
Dani perks up: I know! Why don’t I take you to see my Dad! I came here partially  to find the person Clockwork said would do well with this and to visit him! He goes to Gotham University!
Duke: The king of a different dimension goes to college?
Dani: he got the throne when the ast king pulled his home town when he was 14. He’s 19 now. And while definitely stressed about his school work if I can get him to not worry about me that be great.
Duke still trying to figure out if this is real life anymore agrees to follow her to meet her dad…Except he recognizes him as his fellow thought to be meta classmate who he’s been trying to figure how to ask out without it becoming a whole Bat intervention: Suddenly being a magically baby mama doesn’t seem so bad…
The other person Clockwotk mentioned could work was Klarion the Witch Boy.
Weeks later when He is inevitably found out…
Duke: It was for the Good of the World! Do You WANT a lord of Chaos owed a favor from someone Who made John Constantine Faint once he was told was happening?
Beside I knew what I was getting into and making an Ally with the King of a different dimension for life is a good deal!
Bruce who still hasn’t recovered from learning his Foster child is pregnant with a dimensional royalties child.
The rest of the batfam is either shocked laughing inappropriately at the situation or disappointed in Duke.
Jason: Have you met this King? What is he really good looking I thought you had a thing for that Classmate of yours? Danny?
Duke wondering if he should admit Danny the cute classmate IS the king in question and he’s saving his mirrorborn daughter…..
This is perfection, Duke fully accepting his title as baby mama not realizing the formal title is mother of the infinite or something like that 😂 Jason is low key jealous he doesn't get to live out a regency romance plot but already called dibs on being the favorite uncle so he is ok with that. When Dani is reborn her first words will be you are welcome
Duke: Sorry Jay. But one they need someone who has a different but still powerful heritage that’s still at least half human. You’re too similar to the king…
Jason: I understand but seriously what about Danny? I honestly thought you guys were official but keeping things low key and this seems like a pretty big dealbreaker…
Duke looks around for any bugs or easedropping brothers but sees no one but Jason and Cass who was privately confronting duke.
Duke:…So What if? I told the king in question IS Danny and he got stuck with the job because of a major fuck up on the Justice league’s and Justice leagues dark’s side about 5 years ago? And that I was hoping to get you two and probably Tim in on some well deserved revenge against a currupt branch of the Government and a billionaire who HURT Danny went he was 14 which is WHY he has a daughter in need of saving in the first place?
Jason: Names. Now. Also your sleeping at my place tonight so I can get all the details. I’ll start cooking as soon as we get there. Cass grab Timmy and tell him we got a new case to crack.
Danny waiting anxiously for his Daughter to visit him after her most recent scans with Frostbite. Only for her to show up carrying Gotham’s Daytime Hero in her arms: Hey Dad! Look what I found!
Danny: Danielle Phantasm Fenton, what did you do?
Dani places Signal carefully on solid ground: I overheard you talking with Frostbite about my scans and how the ecto-dejecto has stopped being effective. So I went to Grandpa clockwork. And he told me there are 2 people who can save me….so I went to go watch and meet them. The first was a Chaos Lord named Klarion. And while I love Chaos I just don’t think he’s second parent material. It be trading one fruitloop for another!
The other is Signal here! Clockwork said he’s a demigod! Abd in exchange he would only ask for healing his parents minds and in some cases maybe his paraplegic friend to walk again! I know you can give THAT much…so I talked to him and brought him here so I could tell you my preference on my new second parent!! 😊
Danny: And he agreed?
Signal looks around the park and makes sure nobody around or any cameras…(there are none Danny chose this spot for a reason)
Signal: She did ask, and if you can really help my parents and Friend be healed from what the Joker did to them I will happily help out your daughter Danny.
Danny who realized he didn’t mean Dani with a I: How do you know my name?
Signal hesitates for a second before removing his Helmet as a sign of trust…and besides he’s going to be incubating his child soon Bat ID’s be damned.
Danny: Duke?! Your Signal?!?! Actually that makes a lot of sense….
Duke: Yeah, well can’t say the same about you being Royalty…
Danny: I got the Crown thru combat. If I didn’t fight my whole hometown would have died. Didn’t even know it would make me king afterwards.
Duke: can I hear more about that? After we get Dani here set up for the procedure, of course…
Danny: I could kiss you rn!
Duke:…I definitely wouldn’t be opposed…
Your neck must be hurting because of how big your brain is! I love every addition and feel like you are feeding the Duke/Danny shippers so much fluff and funnies 😆
Look at Duke and his family bonding through planning heavy violence rest in pain Vlad lol Dani giving the illusion of carelessness but she is very gentle when setting him down 😌 Someone block the soon to be baby's eyes while they kiss 😂
Duke after the procedure now realizing he needs an excuse not to patrol for the next few weeks because he needs to save as much energy as possible for Ellie.
Duke: Hey Cass! Do you mind helping me get a schedule going to cover my day shifts! I’ll do any bat related chores for anyone who helps! I just need time to…study. The course I signed up for fun is more difficult than I thought but I made anew friend who has agreed to help me study so we can ace the mid term together.
Cass and everyone else just thinks this is an excuse for Duke to spend time with his potential crush. But since he agreed to handle bat stuff they don’t like everyone agrees.
Danny meanwhile is in fact helping Duke study and making sure he’s well feed and taking care of himself and their Daughter….Duke also passed the gauntlet of his protective friends and sister, so Danny is taking it as permission to woo Ellie’s second parent. Definitely doesn’t hurt that Duke is cute and a really great guy. Although he definitely doesn’t like how much Duke and his family of bats have all suffered at the hands of the joker…he should do something about that….
Months later Danny is taken hostage by the Joker who wanted to hurt the lil signal’s new Bo only for Danny to immediately kill him “in self defense” he made sure it was caught on camera that he looked like the joker had the upper hand before ensuring his neck snapped. It was classified as perfectly reasonable self defense against a mad man/Mass murderer.
Even after its revealed Danny could have used his powers to escape he uses the anti ecto acts which were not recified at the time and point out if his status was exposed it would have put him AND Duke in danger!
Danny followed the law to the letter and Bruce is both angry and respects him for it.
Meanwhile the rest of the batfam is treating Danny like the king he is for getting rid of the joker.
Duke and Danny will take care of those Bat chores everyone hates. Having your ghost king baby daddy takes a lot of the gross or tiresome out of those chores so he will be happy to negotiate other goodies and favors from the Batfam for as long as they think he is working on them alone 🤭
Danny taking preventive measures because when the Thomas couple gets cured (and everyone else) he does not see the Joker taking that well. And if he happens to avenge the Infinite realms's favorite undead vigilante that is between him and Lady Gotham who made it all possible.
Danny will be the fave "Wayne" of the family but that doesn't save him from being teased because he and Duke are so cute together 😌
Tim: Ok back up! So DUKE is pregnant with an other dimensional monarch’s child! And HAS BEEN FOR WEEKS! AND YOU DID TELL US!!!!
Duke: Ok so it sounds bad when you put it THAT WAY. But I had a really good reason! A few actually!
Cass: Cute boy?
Duke:…the fact that the dimensional monarch was my cute classmate who is now my Boyfriend is one yes. But there were others!
Jason: Name one.
Duke pulls out his cell phone to she then a clear picture that Danny sent Duke of The 3 of them. Dani in between her two future parents.: That is Danny’s Mirrorborn daughters Danielle and before you ask no he did not name her the creepy godfather who made her in his basement did.
Jason:….
Cass:…
Tim…continue.
Duke: Vlad Masters, had a lab accident in college with Danny’s parents Dr and Dr Fenton. That accident after a long hospital stay gave him powers. Years later the parents tried to recreate that experiment. At first it was unsuccessful because they forgot to hit a button inside before connecting it to the power grid. Danny went down with his friends to show them and they convinced him to go inside so Sam could take a picture. Danny tripped and…fell on the button and thousands of bolts of electricity and Ecto surged in his body for at least a full minute before it stabilized and spat Danny out. He both survived but didn’t. His body is both Alive and Dead Schrödinder’s boy. Vlad falls on a similar part of the Death and Death touched spectrum. Meaning when he found out Danny had a similar accident as him he became obsessed with Danny becoming his son and evil apprentice. He obviously said no and when Vlad realized he wasn’t going to get Danny to say yes willingly, he turned to cloning. Ellie was the only remotely stable Clone to survive outside the pods. She was always unstable but it’s been getting we’re over the years.
That’s where I come in. If someone compatible incubates her Core and essentially becomes her second bio parent, she can finally be stable forever and Danny who is really powerful, would owe them forever. I was one choice…Klarion the witch boy was the other.
Tim: Klarion!
Dune nodding sagely: So you understand why I couldn’t say no to helping Ellie and Danny. It be giving Klarion a dangerous Favor on a silver platter! AND in exchange beyond being my new boyfriend…Danny’s not only going to heal my parents minds but make it so Babs will be able to walk again.
The others jaws dropped.
Cass: You had the ultimate IOU and used it for babs as well as your parents?
Duke: of course she does so much for all of us and is undoubtedly going to be Ellie’s honorary Aunt once she stabilized. Same goes for the rest of you.
Jason: I want to meet him.
Cass: Same.
Tim: Yeah we were trying to give you space before and didn’t want to scare him off…pretty sure that’s not possible now that we know the full story.
Duke: it’s actually not the FULL STORY even I haven’t gotten that yet but I can call Danny and his friends to tell it. Just give me a time and place.
Jason: Good. Now what’s this about a potential government organization that is a threat to my future niece and in laws?
I love how they were ready to grill Duke in spite of him being pregnant 😂
He is such a good baby mama, not sharing his baby daddy's secrets but making time for them all to meet 😌
Also I imagine this is set the the Wayne family Adventures universe.
Mostly wholesome but also definitely chaotic bat fam with the full cast!
Actually I wonder if Joker should be threatening Duke in public when Danny kills him. Totally more reasonable since he was protecting not just Duke (and the rest of Gotham) but also his literal unborn daughter…should that be how bats finds out?
Danny: Batman with all do respect A MASS MURDERER was threaten my boyfriend. Someone who has made it abundantly clear he has no issues Killing, or permanently maiming others if he finds the situation amusing. He was an absolute threat to him And Ellie!
Batman:…who’s Ellie?
Danny realizing he slipped: I think we need to have this conversation in a more sercure area…come on Starlight! *grabs Duke and turned them both invisible before flying away*
Batman who is now looking at 2 of his children who refuse to make eyes contact…(Tim can and gas absolutely lied to bats face before)
WHO ELLIE!?!?!
I started reading it a while ago but will be picking it up again!
I love this reveal 😂
Our king has no rizz au
Danny in a surprising show of events begins his princely training while alive. His instructors are the kind of ghosts that denizens would drool over and maybe even have had wars started over them. They are tactile and very nice but Danny doesn't realize they are hitting on him. His favorite lessons were those with Princess Dorathea who can't stop laughing because of how much fun they have.
The Observants want to fully kill Danny because he is not noticing the attractive ghosts that would help him when he becomes king despite the Observants putting them right in front of him. Some of them were even in his arms yet still their boy king remains oblivious!
They go as far as to get Ghost Writer and have him Put Danny and the candidates in Cinderella but their prince remained oblivious. He thought it was 'ghost Sadie Hawkins' and danced with everyone to not let anyone feel left out.
The Observants are now desperate and try their hand at more alive candidates. The problem is, they don't know anyone aside from the prince's friends so the call goes out to all ghosts, find a princess candidate for their hopeless prince among the living. The criteria is someone who would not clash with a protection spirit and someone who would not belittle space. It goes as well as anything involving the Infinite Realms can go lol.
ghosts begin exploring Earth in search for the king's bride/sacrifice (like ghost telephone)
Alien heroes getting kidnapped with human lantern holders being called fakers since their king is from earth and human boooo
Ghosts staying in place of the aliens they kidnap because they know their king would feel immense guilt if anyone dies while they bring him a bride so it is a confusing time for the populous and evil doers change their minds since the ghosts aren't as nice as the heroes
Red Hood is considered a prime candidate due to this Red Avenger moniker (ghosts who moved on thanks to him all petitioned to make him a candidate) and liminalness from the pits. The pits are the only thing working against him since he is also their stinkiest contender
Tim is put forth as a candidate with Lady Gotham as his Sponsor who points to his Neon Knights as a private army of Tim's that have a small blessing. The most devoted of them have begun to demonstrate defensive abilities
Poison Ivy talks her way out of it. Undergrowth wanted one of his children and presented her but she has a partner and was disqualified because she wouldn't break up with Harley
Pandora sponsors Wonder Woman who is flattered but refuses to wed a child (a lot of people are children in her eyes lol)
There is a ghost bounty on Martian Manhunter because he has Martian in his hero name, Skulker is very motivated to help the welp just this once
There is also another bounty, this one by Clockwork to trip up any Speedsters should they get the chance
Kon is considered another favorite due to his immense prowess
Constantine is kidnapped and taken far away to prevent him from trying to present himself as a candidate
Zatanna has her hands full trying to figure what is going on while he is 'missing' along with other league members until Deadman tells her about the Observant's Decree. He then offers to sponsor her and she politely declines since death magic from the Infinite puts magic users on edge
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Danny has no idea of anything. He is happy to be acing his Prince studies because the unknown to him match making attempts are the closest thing he gets to learning accommodations because the accident that made him a halfa also made learning harder than he remembered 😭
Wandering King DP x DC
{Aka, Danny on vacation causes some (a lot of) panic.}
{Inspired by Leviathan Danny and Eldritch Danny fics, though it'll probably go off its own way in the future if I decide to keep posting my writing. But for right now, this is just build up. Maybe in the future I'll post more of my wips or oneshots. There wont be any beta reading for this so it might be all over the place.}
{Likely wont be any real dialogue since I don't think I'd give them any justice}
After the incident, the Fenton household became all too much sometimes. Having to constantly pretend that, no, he wasn't a dead preteen, and no, his parents' negligence didn't kill him. He needed a place to go to just escape from the stress. The fear. Even if he insisted that he wasn't scared of his parents, there was that fear in the back of his head of if he was caught or if his parents ended up not taking him being half dead well.
Danny didn't know where he'd go in the beginning, following wherever his core took him. He followed it as if he already knew where he was going cause his core was confident in its own instincts.
DPXDC Prompt combo/idea
Lex Luthor is the godfather to his favorite cousin on his mother’s side, Madeline’s first born, Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton. The red head has an analytical mind and should he not have children, he intends to pass ownership of his company to her from the day he accepted his role.
He can admit to being increasingly concerned whenever Danny’s own godparents are mentioned. Vlad reeked of a desperation even New Money rarely had, and his overt obsession was grating to say the least from the sparse times they’d interacted. Lex was also fairly certain that accident of his made the man a meta prone to possession—but as long as he avoided Lex’s goals he’d tolerate it. No proof, no case and all that.
He rarely heard from Jazz after she entered high school. Last he heard from the Fentons was their portal somehow worked, and he made a mental note to visit them as soon as his term as president was over.
Then he got a message from Jazz, for the first time in well over a year with a single message: GIW kidnapped Danny. Please send help. Please let this go through. Please. They’re going to—
Lex didn’t bother waiting to mobilize the country. He informed his VP he’d be back after handling a family matter: his honorary godson was kidnapped by a shady group and his goddaughter was in danger. He grabbed one of his suits designed to fight Superman and flew off.
He’s not losing anyone on the side of the family he likes. Now whoever these GIW were, were going to learn why you don’t cross a Luthor or their people.
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Combined aspects of a LOT of prompts, but pop off as you please and yes Lex Luthor’s ascent is a major influence but throw in President Luthor, Goddaughter!Jazz and Amity blackout seems like a fun base concept
Got inspired and made this, with a link back to this post. I hope your pillow is cold and your preferred caffeinated drink is the perfect temperature: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87280041
Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.
But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.
He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.
He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.
Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.
He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.
The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.
He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...
He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.
Until he got a vegan roommate.
Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.
Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.
Danny stared at his plate, looked up at Damian, and then looked back at his plate. “I know this is your turn to cook and all,” he started. “But I thought you were vegan, so I mean, the meat is already a little weird but like, this is raw. Like, somehow there is still blood dripping out of it onto my plate. Also, you don’t even have a plate, you just gave me this.”
When Danny looked at him again, Damian had that particular unimpressed look on his face like Danny had failed some weird test, which was rude because Danny was too busy trying not to drool over the cut of perfection in front of him. “I fail to see a question in your subpar descriptions, Fenton.”
He rolled his eyes. “What I’m trying to ask is why is it on my plate?”
“Last week,” Damian started, “you attempted to use a toaster to burn the meat. That was one of the most horrific mundane instances I’ve had the misfortune of watching. What’s more is that the meat you consume comes from subpar origins which both encourages cruel meat industry practices and gives you less nutritional value. I have a friend who lives on a family farm, and he was happy to provide adequate cuts of meat.”
Danny blinked as Damian leveled an expectant look towards him. That was a lot of effort to go through for just a roommate. “But it’s raw,” he said dumbly.
Damian let out the loudest sigh Danny ever heard. “Daniel”—oh this was serious, okay—“you do not have to hide how you crave raw meat. Obviously, you have different dietary restrictions than others. Considering how your teeth are shaped, you are most likely a meta with a mainly carnivorous diet. That did not bother me, but your refusal to actually stick with your diet is obviously having negative effects on you. So,” he gave a sharp gesture to the still bleeding meat, “eat. I can leave the room if that would make you more comfortable.”
Danny had not eaten meat since two weeks ago and that was gray-ish meat from the store a few blocks away that tasted like ash in his mouth. The meta bit was wrong but Damian did seem like he cared; and honestly, Danny was a bit too hungry to second guess his intentions. So, why not?
The first bite into the bloody meat made Danny realize just how hungry he was. He tore into it, disregarding any mess he made. It was so good, Danny felt a little drunk. His eating became faster; he forgot about the other person in the room. The blood tasted like the most divine thing in the entire world; he felt a dribble of it run down his chin but he was too busy to care.
He didn’t know how long it had been, but his frenzy died down as the last bite of meat disappeared. He sat there, feeling full for the first time in a long time, absently licking his lips and tasting blood.
A wet cloth touched his face, and Danny tried to focus on the hand attached to it but his mind felt hazy from the satisfaction eating gave him. The cloth wiped the lower half of his face where most of the blood was smeared. “Next time, Fenton, perhaps you will actually use the utensils beside the plate.”
Danny felt a purr build up at the affection. Ancients, when was the last time he actually purred? Years ago, probably.
The cloth paused, and then moved on to Danny’s bloody hands. “You’re definitely a meta, or at the very least not a base-line human. Maybe the next cut of meat should be less bloody.”
“No,” Danny immediately denied, voice hoarse. “The blood is—it’s the best part.” He remembered his manners. “Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.” It was a mumbled slur of words Danny wasn’t entirely sure Damian caught.
Damian took the cloth and wiped away some missed blood on Danny’s jaw. “You are welcome.”
Well, if Danny is going to say that he’s not a meta, he better explain that he’s a halfa before Damian thinks he’s a vampire.
I mean, I doubt Damian would care, but it’d probably be better if he didn’t start bringing blood bags to Danny….
Why not? The blood is the best part after all.
Let Damian give Danny a bag of blood to snack on after a busy day even though Danny says he doesn't need it. Because clearly Danny can't take care of himself, and Damian can. So just take the bag, Danny.
But where's the blood coming from?
Don't worry about it.
Now, Danny's even more worried, not enough to waste the blood, but you know that's shady, right, Da- wai- Damian, come back here!
“his vampire pet friend roommate something” is a delightful phrase
Short DPXDC Prompts #599
Dash works at the GCPD. It’s been an interesting first few weeks. He can’t quite understand why everyone is so afraid of these rogues that the Bats and the Birds fight.
The other officers in the station just thought Dash’s comments on the matter was just the new guy talking shit. They ate their words when the newbie brought The fucking Joker into the station in handcuffs single-handedly.
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Fic prompt #85
Dpxdc
Ages ago, I read a fic where Danny was the Ghost King and had been holding meetings with the Justice League for several months—not as a hero, but as the ruler of a race that had previously been unknown to them. The problem was that they treated ghosts as creatures that needed to be dealt with or eliminated.
Danny kept trying to reason with them, explaining that ghosts are emotional beings and that most of those who crossed into the human realm were just as confused and scared as the humans they encountered. However, the Justice League refused to listen.
At the same time, Danny already had far too much on his plate: dealing with ghost hunters (whom the Justice League wouldn’t stop), school, his parents, and his new duties as king. When Green Lantern started asking him for weapons that could permanently eliminate ghosts, Danny finally snapped and ended up threatening them.
The fic ended there, but I couldn’t help thinking that Danny should have ordered his subjects to treat humans with the same hostility and lack of understanding that humans showed toward ghosts.
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
Prompt idea where Danny goes back in time and meets Wonder Woman. It could be on Themyscira during the infini-map situation but I’m personally partial to him meeting Diana during the World Wars.
The basics of it is that for whatever reason, one of the speedsters, a random time traveler, a ghost, or because Clockwork needs Danny to learn something there, he sends him into the past and he quickly ends up meeting Wonder Woman and helping her. He decides to stay with her until he’s finished whatever mission Clockwork’s sent him on and she ends up all but adopting him.
She’s teaching him all her sword tricks and how to fight without relying on his powers as much. The end up getting closer and closer and quickly get to the point where Danny starts subconsciously seeing her as a mother figure. To the point where he accidentally calls her mom, to his eternal mortification. Diana takes this all in stride though, secretly happy that her little warrior called her mom.
Things happen and eventually Danny has to go back to his own time period and his actual life. It’s a very tearful goodbye but it ends with Diana giving Danny a golden wreath crown as a moment of her and her mentally promising to find her little warrior again. She’s fairly certain now that he’s going to be born some time in the future. She doesn’t have much to go off of but gods damn it is she going to try!
Cut to some years later and Diana has become one of the founding members of the Justice League. She still has not found her son but she doesn’t say anything to the other members because she honestly can’t be sure if he’s even been born yet. This all is thrown out the window though when one of the JL members bring up reports of this ghost boy in this little town in the middle of nowhere Illinois. She sees a picture of it an yep, that’s her little boy! He’s even wearing the wreath so that mean he’s met her! She can go see him without risk to the timeline!
She practically sprints all the way to Amity only to find that he’s not here? None of the townsfolk know anything but when she starts instead looking for his human persona she isn’t able to find anything. It’s only when she investigates his parents that she hears, holy shit he’s whimpering in the basement!? She bursts in, ready to defend her baby but the scene she come in on is worse than anything she can imagine. There, on an operating table, is her baby boy. Opened like a gods damned high school science class frog! She can see his organs and knows some of them have been removed.
She does her best to sew him back together and hopes to the gods that his healing will be enough to get him to the Watchtower, all the while he’s crying and calling her mom and saying it hurts, when his parents come back into the lab, guns blazing, ready to fight whatever ghost dared to take their specimen. They were not, however, ready for a very angry and protective mama Wonder Woman who’s fully ready to kill at this point.
After giving the Fentons a piece of her mind, Wonder woman carries Danny as carefully as she can, trying not to disturb his wounds too much. As soon as she gets to a place where she can, she asks through comms to be teleported up to the watchtower.
The JL is flabbergasted at Diana carrying a severely injured young teen boy, and even more confused as to why she brought him to the watchtower and not to a hospital (which is protocol). They soon realize that both, this isn't a normal boy, and Diana is VERY attached to him.
The medical team better not let him die or they're all gonna have to deal with an angry Wonder Woman.
I think it would be cool if when Danny gets better, he wants to train with his mom again, but she's too worried about his health, so he bullies other JL members into it instead.
I like this idea but I’d like to modify it. It was explained that Diana fought with Danny during one or both of the world wars. She knows just how durable Danny is and just how quickly he can bounce back from damage that would kill a normal human. That, and she would want to be the one to teach her baby.
True, but this is the worst injuries she's ever seen on him.
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Diana is worried. She knows it's irrational, she knows he'll heal, but she can't shake the image of him laying on that table, flayed open, blood dripping down his sides even as tears dripped down his face.
Her little warrior wants her to train him. And she wants to! She has seen him fight. He has some skill already, but also potential for much more. She could polish the rough edges of his techniques until he's a fine warrior, fit to stand against any Amazon.
It's just that....
She wants to wait.
Her little warrior is so impatient. He's barely standing, only just released from bed rest, and already pushing to start training now. And that? That, she cannot do. She will not train him until he is fully healed.
(Until she no longer sees the gruesome scene of his rescue every time she closes her eyes.)
Danny is disappointed, but seems to accept her reasoning. She breathes a sigh of relief. Now she has at least a little time until—
Did he just ask Green Arrow to start training him?!?
Oh, absolutely not!
Kids gang - DP x DC really short prompt
Jason has return to Gotham with a clear plan to take over Crime Alley's underworld. Only problem? He didn't consider the power dynamics could have changed so much from the last time he was there. Not his fault, really, it barely changed in the 15 years Jason had been in Gotham, and who in his right mind would have ever predicted that one day Crime Alley would be owned by a kid gang?
Or, Danny arrived in Crime Alley shortly after Jason died left, and somehow, accidentally, overthrows the whole undergrown crime hierarchy and created a kid gang that now took care of the place.
Jason has to greatly adjust all his plans.
Low-key inspired by: Wait, I'm a what? But if Danny made his haunt in Crime Alley, and arrived before Jason created his crime empire.