[moviequotes3]

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[swankyjami]

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[theweirdwideweb]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

The ending of this is like that Robert Pattinson movie where at the end it pans out and reveals he’s in the World Trade Center on 9/11

[gwyoi]

Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

[kiddsworld]

*pulls out cock*

[gwyoi]

*licks it*

[kiddsworld]

*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy

[cowboy]

[geezmarty]

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[geezmarty]

HEADS UP this pdf will be up for just a week, don’t miss it!!

[geezmarty]

2 days left, fixed the paypal issue so now you can pay with it!

[creepish]

sorry cant hang out. too scared

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

[daofeibutdead]

clicked on a YouTube video reading the Splatoon creepypasta the bloodlings and the comments are like im scared to play splatoon now wow so scary blood

[savedgame]

anyway do you have change for a 50

[gayhex]

I have a yeast infection

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[amazonprimebox]

WHAT, MAY I ASK, THE FUCK?

Why this be on my dash?

[daofeibutdead]

fuck you sina

[amazonprimebox]

No thanks. I be ace, peep

[daofeibutdead]

is your name fucking sina

[amazonprimebox]

Nope, but it was reblogged from me, so I replied

[savedgame]

We are all going to die down here

[boymiffy]

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

do NOT under any circumstances touch this post

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[pwesident]

me totally innocent just looking at this post^

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

did you touch the post. you can tell me

[doublism]

name one good thing that's happened in society since rabb.it shut down

[smuganimebitch]

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

marvel movies

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for US foreign policy

cathedrals

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[fairycosmos]

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[glowpop]

honestly we should bring back being unabashedly pretentious. Yeah i do think im better than marvel stans who cried at tony’s death scenes. I do think people who read books are better than people who read nothing but fanfic of shonen manga and minecraft youtubers. i DO think im better for not engaging in low brow media or shit i find cringe. like what is anybody gonna do omfg