Eat me

18+|24|queer|silly

[ceasarslegion]

Internet mobs will be like "why doesnt anyone just ADMIT when theyre WRONG anymore??!!" and then treat someone like they deserve the death penalty because they said something off-colour on twitter when they were 14

No one will admit that they were wrong if you treat being wrong like its an eternal indictment against them with no chance for rehabilitation

[hellpupp]

these tags, tbh. we fucked up when we allowed "the people you hurt aren't obligated to accept your apology" to shift into "...so you have to shut up and accept whatever abuse is hurled your way no matter what, forever, and if you ever say anything about it, you're deflecting and playing the victim."

all this accomplishes is driving people to double down & refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing, bc to admit fault would be to accept that you're a Bad Person, which means you deserve whatever you get.

[femmeidiot]

She’s sleepy! She’s horny! She loves pillows and blankets! She wants to cum like 300 times!!

[cosmonautroger]

[zoesupreme]

let's hear it for sodomy!

[dicklover3000]

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

[dicklover3001]

not so fast

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[handweavers]

I think most organized crime is just an excuse for old men to have guys to hang out with

[godscutestmistake]

Do you have an onlyfans or somewhere we can get more of you?

Yes! but I don’t share it publicly, so you’ll have to message for the link 😇

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins

[godscutestmistake]

will you hold this for me?

[godscutestmistake]

tread carefully no panties, tread carefully no bra, tread carefully till i’m on top of you

[laeffy]

LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST

[iamoutofideas]

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

[iamoutofideas]

oh god

[medusabraids]

if a boy doesn’t look a little bit slutty...if he doesn’t look a little bit like a harlot then i don’t want him

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying