this is so funny omg
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this is so funny omg
PUN OFF!!!!!!
Here we go @justbadpuns!
I broke up with my girlfriend to become an astronaut.
I told her I needed some space.
That’s weird because my girlfriend is an astronaut! Shes out of this world..
I hope I didn’t make a mistake. Maybe I should Apollo-gize.
Im trying to organise a party for her when she is in space, I just need to planet
Whatever you do, don’t have it on the moon. The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
She likes to dance so I am going to put on some Neptunes
Meteor-right idea. But you’re not giving this situation enough gravity.
I am believe me I need to find a good place to park when I am there hopefully near a parking meteor
You loon-are you kidding me? You Jupi-turn your keys over to a valet! Otherwise you won’t rocket on the date..
Dont worry about that she is a huge fan of Marvel so to surprise her I have bought her a few comet books to read. I heard that in space they are hard to put down..
Do you want to fly home Han style? Solo. What if she’s already read them? Are you worried that will hit a Thor spot? I mean I guess you just Peter Parked your car where ever you felt like. Hopefully, she won’t think you’re Stark raving mad.
I am loki impressed with your thinking. But with the Banner I have made for her birthday she is bound to think its Groot! One thing though I want us to drink thor her birthday but I just don’t want us to get too hammered..
That’s quite a Gambit. You best S.H.I.E.L.D. yourself from embarrassment. Or just do it like Spider-Man dates and meet up over the web.
I am nothing like Spider-man when it comes to dating! He is only in it to shoot white sticky stuff everywhere. Personally I am a bit like a noun, possessive
See I’m more like a verb, I take action! In conjunction, if you don’t then your relationship might become a simile because it will be LIKE my relationship with your former girlfriend but not AS good.
You had a relationship with my former girlfriend? You are like my two favourite African animals! A lion cheetah!
Aw c’mon! I was just kitten around! Why not be like my favorite African animal, the hyena and laugh it off!
Lets be honest you are just irrelephant! If you want a fight about this lets flamin-go!
That’s the seal-yist thing I’ve ever heard! This pun-off is just getting Hawk-ward. Do you want to call it a draw before we end up slugging it out? I really don’t want this to become un-bear-able, cuz that’d be grizzly.
Owl be honest I need to go to sleep, this pun-off has been pheasant it’s a Parrot we both did well. I agree on calling it a draw
This has been Panda-monium! But the Pun-Off is over! We have ended it in a tie!
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.
Spread the word
it’s true
Why don’t doctors tell people this
Guys you could save someone’s life.
I always wonder if things like this would've helped Alex. I guess we'll never know...
you’ve been visited by the ✨grandma of prosperity✨🍻 reblog for good fortune and mad cash 💰💸💥🔫💸💰
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
@rxd29
Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.
Jill Dudley appeared outwardly to be the perfect wife and mother but behind closed doors she lived a life of depravity. Her husband, John Lewis, suddenly died in a car accident just days after she gave birth to their twin boys, Marcus and Alex. Jill went on to marry a man twenty years her senior, Jack Dudley. Jack was a very strict man who evidently preferred his own children with Jill over the twin boys, who he often treated as servants. The two boys were forced to sleep outside in the shed as opposed to inside the family home. Jack was brutal towards them both but he was nothing compared to Jill, who began sexually abusing the twins when they were just young boys. This progressed to Jill inviting her male friends over to sexually abuse the twins as well as herself. Marcus and Alex confessed what their mother had done to them after she passed away and they found numerous explicit photos of themselves as children in her home along with a numerous sex toys. The brothers went on to write a book about their abhorrent upbringing, Tell Me Who I Am.
What Would the Knights of Ren Wear?
We’re thinking almost definitely these A/W looks by Gelareh.
these are my sith fashions
sorry guys i’m a sith now
FIGHT ME
honestly my favorite fact about kyo is that he dropped his hamburger in the car and almost started crying over it
gotta write a research paper for astronomy now whoops
shouldn’t be too hard tbh
done
Boom.
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Special illustration by Teku (てく), character designer for Honebami Toushirou and Namazuo Toushirou, for the Touken Ranbu anniversary!
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