[iheartgot]

1.02 // 6.04

[stuffandtorchwood]

torchwood cast: a summary

[janto-is-canon-deactivated20180]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Innuendo Squad!

[factsofcanada]

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

[wincherella]

As a Canadian, I understand and approve this post.

[syntheticcangel]

@anderfalling explain??????

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The most perfect loop in Vine history?

[catwithbenefits]

I’ve been watching this for three hours and the bottle still has pills in it what the fuck

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[kristenxdaily]

Kristen in Cannes on May 16, 2016

[onlyblackgirl]

Thank god.

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

so you gon trade “emotionless” sex crazed creatures for emotionless sex crazed machines….okay

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

At least androidfucker9000 comes with a vibrating dick and endless stamina.

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

i mean you risking gettin killed if either one malfunction though.

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

Then Imma get killed with some good dick

[dynastylnoire]

Like dealing with human males isn’t a life threatening endeavor on the regular

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

^^^^^^basically

[princesseblade]

@miscellaneon

[realjassycoco]

He can go bots deep if he wants to, at least I won’t have to fake it anymore because some fool couldn’t reach my G-spot.

[kembaxxx-blog-deactivated202510]

what if they just made out of cold plastic and dont have eyes or nuffin dont you think that would be weird 

[onlyblackgirl]

What’s the difference between that and actual men?

[snooopid]

@bealiveplaydead

[2high2riot-deactivated20160831]

Reading these comments

[l0v3andsuch]

Men have disappointed women extremely including sexually so idk why some of yall are surprised that some women think this way. Aint much different than a vibrator anyway

[raunchypumpsnlove]

Bish bye!! Where’s the sign up sheet damnit 😂

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

the government literally wanted to nuke new york and now THEY’RE the ones telling the avengers that they’ve caused too much damage i literally

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

#well at least it’s 100% in character with how a government would act (via)

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[nore1236-deactivated20240104]

[whoa-bruh]

I just died

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This kid is fucking hilarious!

[fincherfogg]

Hello! This lil cherry wants to go on an adventure, where should i send him?

[cpwiser10]

He might like a camping trip!

[fincherfogg]

What a great idea!

Unfortunately people dont make tiny tents for cherries, but at least the fire kept him warm!

where should cherry go next?

[shmepard]

he could go to space & meet a tiny fruit alien :3

[fincherfogg]

That sounds wonderful!

Look at him go!

Where should we send Cherry next?

[fincherfogg]

Of course!

Where should cherry go next?

[fincherfogg]

Sounds like fun!

the mermaids didnt seem to want to play but Cherry still had a good time seeing all those fish!

[fincherfogg]

aww looks like the lil guy’s all tuckered out from his adventure today, thank you for helping him, he had a great time!

[itsfiveoh]

[sirxusblack]

#sam and bucky: a summary

[fallingivy]

Okay, I want a superhero story in which the superhero is one of those ‘normal kid gets superpowers through freak accident’ and goes out and fights crime, and of course runs into the supervillain at some point and tries to take them down. And the villain, a couple minutes into the fight, realizes they’re fighting a literal child and just has an internal freak-out about this new development. Because, fine, I’ve got plans to steal all of the world’s largest gems and I’m generally not a nice person, but holy fuck there’s a kid coming at me. This is a kid. I can’t with this.

So the supervillain instead of trying to kill/hurt their nemesis goes through all these complicated plans to trap them or put them to sleep or stick them in a large tank or something so they can go ahead with it. Sometimes it works and the supervillain spends a harried half hour lecturing the superhero about maybe going to school and being safe instead of doing this, that would be nice. 

The supervillain staying up at night occasionally wondering if the tiny superhero is out there trying to get themselves killed right this moment. The supervillain sending supervillain henchmen ninjas out to tail the superhero and help out if it ever looks like the superhero is going to get killed. The supervillain takes to pacing around and muttering to themselves occasionally about PARENTING and RESPONSIBILITY and how they never signed up for this shit. Actually petitioning their version of the Justice League to have someone step in and do something about this, that kid has to be like twelve and what is everyone thinking???? Bonus points if the kid has no parents and the villain finds this out and spends a night internally screaming about it.

Basically I want a supervillain unwittingly becomes the super worried parent of the kid who is actively trying to foil their every plan and topple their evil regime.

[tableflipapocalypse]

PLEASE write this

[mooglemisbehaving]

I’M GONNA DO THE THING

[gabriel-picolo]

Teen Titans as actual teens

[who-am-i-hedwig]

I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.