Fate is a cruel snake

What It’s Like To Be a 30-Something, Chronically Depressed Woodworker: A Rope of Sand.

[goestoeleven]

If he's gonna give my number to these ghouls, I'm gonna do what I can to tarnish his name.

[goestoeleven]

If he's gonna give my number to these ghouls, I'm gonna do what I can to tarnish his name.

[goestoeleven]

[goestoeleven]

Part of a continuing series: replying to GOP spam fundraising messages with exactly what I'd like to tell them in person.

(Note: "David" is a golf course designer in Florida who has apparently used my number and signed up for all the most unhinged GOP campaign messages. I hope he breaks his leg in a fucking gopher hole on one of his golf courses.)

[goestoeleven]

Fuck Twitter. There are entire accounts with slurs for display names, full of hateful content, free to post violent threats toward marginalized people, yet I post this to a bigot AG using the power of the state to discriminate, & *IMMEDIATELY* get flagged and limited. Piss off.

I apologize for nothing, and I stand by what I said.

[goestoeleven]

Let's face it - if that billionaire hadn't died on an ill-fated $250,000/person commercial submarine sightseeing trip to the wreck of the Titanic, they probably would have eventually on an ill-fated $1,000,000/person El*n M*sk spaceflight to Mars.

[nayters]

[goestoeleven]

I so enjoy our little chats, Ron.

Also, 10,000 years of hellfire for this David asswipe who signed up for all this GOP shit with my number.

[memewhore]

[goestoeleven]

Not only was my market today for the woodshop mostly a flop, but I also overheard the musicians for the event making really gross, demeaning, sexual comments about the massage therapist who was there. It made me super uncomfortable and made me worry for her safety, so I felt like I needed to let the market manager know about it.

So, as a result, I've spent the last two and a half hours having a panic attack about all of that. How's your day going? 😬

[goestoeleven]

[goestoeleven]

A person with an Antifa logo as their Twitter profile pic unironically arguing that it's a good thing to use the power of the carceral state to coerce incarcerated people to give up their organs is just... wow.

[goestoeleven]

New least favorite car/license plate combo just dropped:

Massive Hummer H2 with the license plate LNDLORD

Fuck alllllllll the way off, bro.

[starsandsuch]

🫣👀🔍

[goestoeleven]

WOO

WOO

and

WOO

[soradsauce]

[calidirk]

This is a better endorsement for the movie than any 5 star review

[goestoeleven]

Just when I thought I couldn't get more excited about watching this movie tonight.

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[goestoeleven]

This is how I did laundry until I realized it's why none of my goddamn shirts fit my lanky ass bc most t-shirts don't come in tall sizes and if a regular length shirt shrinks even a fucking millimeter, I'm over here in a belly shirt like Winnie the Fucking Pooh.

Now I delicate wash and air dry any and everything that I can bc holy shit it turns out you look & feel better when your goddamn clothes actually fit.