Jokerislandgirl32’s Side Blog

JIG32's Spicy 18+ Side Blog! 29! Minors Do NOT Interact, please! Ageless blogs Do NOT interact, please! To interact/not be blocked please have your age in your bio or pinned post! All posts will be tagged appropriately and/or have the mature community label! Asks are opened for spicy questions to me, my f/os, or self inserts. I likely will not be too active on here, but it's an outlet for my thirst over my favorite boys 😉!

[thevioletvarmint]

Introducing….Jokerislandgirl32’s Thirst Blog 😆

Well, I made the spicy blog! It’s been active for a couple weeks now, but I’ve been nervous to share it with you all until now. After the results of a poll from my main blog (@jokerislandgirl32) came in signifying that you all are very interested in seeing this mess…here it is!

This blog will be dedicated to my spicy headcanons, stories, thoughts, etc. about my selfships and f/os.

The selfship I will mainly post about will be Zach Varmitech x Violet Varmitech (#ziolet). With the potential for HM Murdock x Julia Murdock ( #murlia), Oswald Cobblepot Elizabeth Cobblepot x Edward Nygma ( #icebergs & riddles), Merrill Hess x Emmaline Grace Hess (#merraline), Arthur Fleck x Amelia Wright Fleck (#armelia), and Human Alastor x Alice (#alistor).

The f/os I will post about will be Zach Varmitech, Gotham’s Oswald Cobblepot and Edward Nygma, HM Murdock, Arthur Fleck, Merrill Hess, and Human Alastor.

I am not very active on here, but all content is tagged and labeled appropriately. Again please note that all followers of this side blog must be 18 or older!

The rules that apply for this blog are as follows:

No one under 18 may follow/interact.

To follow this blog and not be blocked, please have your age listed in your blog bio or a pinned post. This is for my own comfort.

As of now, anon asks are OFF.

You may send in spicy asks/requests for any of my selfships, self inserts, or f/os. I can answer as these as the characters or as myself, it is your choice 😉.

While I’m open to asks/questions of a spicy nature, I am not too keen on gross topics/kinks (don’t want to elaborate on them). If it’s considered taboo, if it’s illegal, or if I’m uncomfortable with something asked I may delete the ask.

For this post only, I will tag all my fandoms/communities so people are able to see the blog. I may filter fandom tags in the future for added security.

Minors DNI Please! Pr0ship DNI please!

[lustylita]

"He was now in that state of fire that she loved. She wanted to be burnt."

SO-

I'm convinced Alastor was ripped when he was alive, all that killing so-

Look I wanted to draw anatomy xD

[thevioletvarmint]

Currently in the mood to unbuckle my f/os belt/open their pants with my teeth, anyone concur?

[thevioletvarmint]

Valentine’s Day Delayed

Violet getting her period on Valentine’s Day just means that Zach gets to pamper her today, enjoy the day with her and their children, and he can plan a solo trip for them later. Preferably in a week or so when she’s ovulating so she’s extra needy. And since it will be after Valentine’s Day, it will be much easier to get family to watch the kids for them, so they will have even more uninterrupted time together.

Zach loves Valentine’s Day sex, but he’s not going to do anything with Violet that would make her uncomfortable, so waiting a little bit is okay, because in the end it’s going to be a win-win…ovulating Violet, plus more time, plus no children, equals max…enjoyment 😉.

[sweetoothgirl]

Naughty Conversation Cookie Hearts

[thevioletvarmint]

Violet making these for Zach for Valentine’s Day 😉

[greasepearls]

What do you think we should do?

[thevioletvarmint]

They made very good use of their time 🤭

[thoughtcascades]

i am in my “horny but too tired to do anything about it” era

[cuckolded-by-the-king-of-dips]

I have a strong desire to mount this man and ride him to kingdom come, but I guess I could just not do it since he’s a fictional character; but a girl can hope.

[emiarainewrites]

I feel personally called out here.

He’s definitely on the ‘Would If I Did’ list though.

(The joys of being Ace and still uncontrollably attracted to people who don’t even exist.)

🔥💞🔥

🥰🥰

[thevioletvarmint]

He’s Elizabeth’s ride or die 😉

[greasepearls]

Then she will come back to me

[thevioletvarmint]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[thevioletvarmint]

🥰 and 🥺

Hi anon! Thanks for the ask! Response under cut! In response to this post!

🥰: Who is dominant and submissive? Either of you a switch?

In terms of their sexual relationship, Zach and Violet are both switches. But, Zach typically takes on the dominant role while Violet takes on the submissive role.

The reason for this is tied to Violet’s past sexual trauma with her ex Travis, and Zach’s own tainted relationship experience with Gourmand. Violet’s ex encouraged her to be submissive, while he was dominant, and he would become enraged if she ever acted dominant in any of their sexual encounters. With Zach and Gourmand, Gourmand took on the dominant role in their sexual relationship because he had more sexual experience than Zach who was a virgin when they got together.

Zach and Violet were both well acquainted with their submissive roles, but when they started exploring the sexual side of their relationship together, their approach to dominant and submissive roles changed. From the beginning both were very open and communicative about their wants and needs from sex, and they established very well understood boundaries between themselves.

Zach personally felt more comfortable taking on the dominant role at first because he’d so longed for that control in a sexual relationship, and he felt comfortable having that dynamic with Violet. Violet however felt more comfortable to remain in the submissive role because with Zach he showed her that it was not a negative experience as she had experienced with Travis. Zach showed her the thrill and pleasure that can derive from such a role in a controlled and safe relationship such as theirs.

As Zach and Violet matured in their sexual relationship, they began to act as switches when they each felt comfortable. Violet was still more hesitant than Zach for them to be dominant and submissive, respectively, but Zach encouraged her and helped her to learn to enjoy being dominant in their sexual encounters. And Zach really, really, really loves when Violet is dominant.

But! He’s more than happy to take over if she ever begins to feel insecure. All he cares about is that she is happy and comfortable, and that they both are communicating and enjoying their intimate time together.

🥺: Does cuddling usually lead to sex?

Almost always, Zach and Violet have to be very mindful of how they cuddle, because if they are spooning and cuddling, especially when Violet is the little spoon and Zach is the big spoon, one of them is going to end up grinding against the other one simply as a reflex, and it will then dissolve into both of them becoming very aroused.

If Violet is sitting in Zach’s lap and they are cuddling it will also likely end in sex. Violet will go from sitting on his lap sideways to straddling him and riding him in a matter of seconds.

In general, if Violet’s ass is anywhere near Zach’s crotch, even if they are innocently cuddling, he is going to get aroused, and he will let Violet know, and she will also become aroused and…yeah…they will definitely have sex.

But they both enjoy the cuddling/sex encounters, so neither of them are complaining 😂.

Feel free to check out this post with some additional questions from this ask game! I have a few more questions to answer too, I will get to them soon!

[lustylita]

"How your life feels is more important than how it looks."

I FINISHED IT

I have a version of him covered in blood but I'm not sure ill post it xD

NVM I POSTED IT-

[thevioletvarmint]

That pose and that gaze….This is the definition of “I like my men covered in blood.”

[thevioletvarmint]

The urge to just *BITE* your f/o’s behind is sometimes so real, like let me just *CHOMP* some of that f/o’s sexy ass.

Pr0sh!p DNI Please!

[martysimone]

Agent Provocateur | Rixie • in sheer tulle + floral Swiss embroidery | Spring Summer 2025

[thevioletvarmint]

When It’s That Time Of The Month

Violet *saunters out of the walk-in closet in Zach’s master bedroom in some spicy lingerie and flops down on Zach’s bed, she grumbles*: “Make it start.”

Zach *shocked and flustered from how she looks, utterly confused by her request*: “Uhhh, what? Make what start?”

Violet *slamming her hands against the mattress, whining and writhing in discomfort*: “Just make it start! It won’t start and it’s hurting, I just want it to start so I’ll get it over with!”

Zach *sitting down beside her, trying not to look anywhere but her face*: “Vi I wanna help you, but I can’t if you don’t tell me…”

Violet *cuts him off, sitting up abruptly, clutching her bare stomach, still whining, nearly in tears*: “My period won’t start, I’m cramping, I’m nauseous, I’m in pain, but nothing is happening…I need you to make it start.”

Zach *still confused, cupping her face in his hands to soothe her*: “But, Vi, how can I…”

Violet *motions to her outfit or rather lack thereof*: “Zach…I…NEED YOU…to make it start…”

Zach *pulling his hands away as if they are on fire, he’s blushing redder than a tomato*: “Oh…OH…oh boy…yeah…I can do that, *he starts grinning from ear to ear* “I can definitely do that…” *he purs*

Violet: *spreading her hands wide, flopping back into the pillows* “well, take it away my greatness.”

2 Hours Later

Zach’s passed out in bed, hair a disheveled mess, very much unclothed, snoring. Violet returns from the bathroom, dressed in pajamas with a heating pad in tow. She gets into bed, waking him up.

Zach *sit up disoriented and wiping drool from his face*: “Wha-? Huh? What’s going on? Vi, are you okay?”

Violet *lays down with the heating pad on her stomach*: “I’m horrible, thanks for asking, but your hard work paid off, good job.”

Zach *lays back down beside her, observing her for a few seconds*: “uhhh so…you got it?”

Violet *kissing his cheek*: “mhm, thanks.”

Zach *rolls over onto his back blushing*: “any-anytime…”

[fatefuly]

[thevioletvarmint]

Zach and Violet making the twins perhaps 🤭.