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bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

slygirlboy

krafterwrites

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

(Source)

kazieka

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

kazieka

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

capacity2

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

capacity2

He’s so shy he died

capacity2

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

pukicho

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

pukicho

Dude, hold on

stealingpotatoes

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

hydrahowl

i bite you?

Owwww

i bite you?

it Hurts

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

hydrahowl

only-tiktoks

justgarb

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

torchickentacos

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

randomencounters

Encounter: “hi, I’m Guy Faerie, welcome to the Flavor Forest on Dungeons Dragons & Drive-Ins”

smalllfieldmouse

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

smalllfieldmouse

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

cosmosarcana

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

maria-ruta

Help

atlas-prime

some-call-me-menace

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

only-tiktoks

kawree

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

cryoverkiltmilk

Reblog to shrimp check your mutuals

parkchanwoohoo

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg