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(weed failure cat by @shockpine, nekoblunt icon by @13mo)

Hi i am henry and i am addicted to posting but someday i will escape this place. Thats what I believe. Lets be mutuals and see how far we can watch each other fall

#pinned

transgenderer

Tboys should be going for word names like the girls do (e.g. summer violet rose pepper joy. you get it). but they need to be masculine words. some suggestions for tboy names: "orthogonal johnson", "vascularized tissue". im sure there are ones that dont sound like euphemisms for penises. but get your mind out of the gutter and rly meditate on these. theyre good names. vasc for short...

#thanks I love it when women helping us.#(<- voice of person under duress)

#period.#good morning

eroscestlavie

My piece for this month's Night Gallery drop is a tribute to the natural joy of George Michael's Outside, the singer's anthemic dance-pop response to his cruising scandal. The song is an undeniable bop and political to boot, but it's also fun. When I saw this drawing by the surrealist painter Leonor Fini, the song immediately sprang into my head, and I knew I had to rework it for this design. I like to imagine these buff boy-cats know more than we do about everything. Plus, I found a way to fit George's signature earring onto the back, along with lyrics that could come from a restless lover or a cat who just doesn't know where he wants to be.

Available on Night Gallery now through Sunday 8/23 at midnight EST.

roxylalonde

Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

roxylalonde

stop being funny on my own post

junglejim4322

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

eroscestlavie

Ok if not butch or femme

Salt and vinegar or honey mustard lesbian???

you can't just add "lesbian" to a list of random stuff and expect me to bite. would you ask a straight guy "salt and vinegar or honey mustard heterosexual man???" . maybe you would. but personally whenever I see variants of this now in 2026 it becomes clear the person asking thinks sexual identity is just another marketing flavor like salt and vinegar or honey mustard. I think there was a brief window where "are you a coffee lesbian or a tea lesbian?" was kind of charming but that window has closed sorry.

#gay son or thot daughter

molabuddy

'the moon is lonely because no one is awake when she is' the moon has hundredsofmillions of people with sleep disorders, partygoers, people with weird work schedules, people with new babies, people who have planned hangouts with friends in another timezone, people who just got into a new thing, etc etc etc etc to hang with every night ..

transgenderer

I really don't like when people take away the agency of people who kill themselves. Imply some other party is fully responsible. Suicide is a choice! You can valorize the choice or demonize it or whatever you want. But it was a choice that they made. People can kill you against your will, and killing yourself is something different from that

#suicide