i dont know shit about fuck

clichés are clichés precisely because they are valuable enough to bare endless repetitions ☁️20s s/h☁️

[gojo-todd]

people need to stop asking what’s wrong with you to victor or im gonna start swinging

[shatterdome-underscore]

love it when whatever is wrong with Lou Wilson synergizes with whatever is wrong with Ally Beardsley

[darrenpillowscriss]

Banksy sighting: 3 dead, 2 injured

[biria8]

CODY IS SO HOT. GOD.DAMN

[gojo-todd]

i swear i clicked on that noti so fast. this is the funniest season for me, such a comfort watch as well

ally and lou are doing 10000/10 everytime, their scenes are hilarious

Also the theme song is fantastic

[onegiantmeep]

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

[persephoning]

Upon rewatching the pilot for Widow's Bay it uh. Hit me at the end that when they zoom downwards from Tom at home they hit the torture basement with extra locked root cellar from Richard Warren's house. Which says to me he's uh. Living in Richard Warren's house. So that begs the question: what's uh. What's the restraint chair still doing down there Tom? What's in that evil root cellar? Tom? Buddy?

[gojo-todd]

the basement stuff is still in my head so i rewatched it too. But it seems that when he’s still at the diner and goes to the bathroom to wash his hands (after Kathy gives him the bill), and then it goes down…to the tunnels and the basement until it stops showing the door infront of the chair.

So i’m wondering if that is under the diner, and the tunnels connect all town, or if it was just to show it existed somewhere so we could connect it later.

I still believe in that theory that his son is the last person on the bloodline. We did have new info that there was “a home” a mental health facility where they sent people. what if the chair is connected to that? idk at this point 👹

[inthedarktrees]

Kate O'Flynn as Patricia

“Your Baggage” | Widow’s Bay 1x08

[gojo-todd]

what did Tom mean by looking concerned about his son going to the basement? did i forget smth or …?

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[quinn-of-aebradore]

I love City Council of Darkness cause you have Brennan being like “I have absolutely no way to honor you guys succeeding there because of how insane you proceeded to act” and then ten minutes later he shows up with something equally insane but then it swings back around to Zac saying “I don’t read. I get mad that the letters don’t do other things,” which causes Brennan to make this face;

Like the Intrepid Heroes are On Some Shit no matter what campaign they’re in, but I swear to god, the coterie has unlocked a new level of unhinged in them. There is no straight man in this party. Every single one of them is doing loop-de-loops in a Bingo-Dingo bus around this town but also none of them are at the wheel and the buses are diving headfirst off the starwalk into the quarry.

[i-like-dropout]

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i'm so enthralled by him. you could say... i'm in his thrall... HAH. vampires

[koszmarnybudyn]

Portraits of Darkness Man and Bat Child.

[griddlemybeloved]

[thedgeofsleep]

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons