seein' if it's safe outside

Nel -:- 22 -:- CST -:- they/any makes original posts sometimes. also @shelf-of-strange-stuff for me rb'ing cool pictures

[gokart-weatherchart]

*stimulates the creature*

[+10 enrichment]

[gained 1 new Acquaintance (press TAB for info)]

[gokart-weatherchart]

dang this actually doesn't make a lotta sense anymore since i changed my ask box huh

[gokart-weatherchart]

i just went to put on my glasses, forgetting that i have my contacts in today. was a bit confusing.

[gokart-weatherchart]

happy 1 year anniversary of me getting pranked by my short term memory

[gokart-weatherchart]

happy 2 year anniversary of me getting pranked by my short term memory

[machineheadtetsujin]

Lammergeier my beloved

[gokart-weatherchart]

welp. just put in contact lenses again (for the first time jn a while). and once again. put on my glasses immediately after. :/

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[toskarinfr]

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

[toskarinfr]

coming back to a platformer after a year: man, I used to be able to make those jumps! I'm so washed...

coming back to an rpg after less than a week and a half:

[gokart-weatherchart]

"junk in the trunk" can be paraphrased as "shit in the ass" and i think that's beautiful

[gokart-weatherchart]

wild that this is the day i coincidentally open tumblr for the first time in godknowshowlong. Synchronicity.

[gokart-weatherchart]

"junk in the trunk" can be paraphrased as "shit in the ass" and i think that's beautiful

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[ubuntu-official]

France is a beautiful country with a lot of great art. I have nothing but respect for France.

[javascript-official]

#unreality

[ubuntu-official]

It's the truth and you know it.

[fizztapp]

Trollface and :-) having the same birthday is incredible. It's beautiful. It's meaningful. I am crying

[capacity2]

Virgos always in some mess

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

being on a bus makes u realise ur just some asshole

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[feisar]

he just made this for me

[xadnem]

$34.98 including the beer, not including tax. The iPad used to process your payment defaults to setting your tip to 22%, but you can go as high as 35% if you don’t notice the “other amount” link that’s very nearly the same color as the background placed vaguely below the other UI elements.

[pjharvey]

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

[sewer-dwelling-cryptid]

so prettys.. you don't know how excited i got when i saw the coding language sticker followed by a continuous amount of software related stickers in the same box. so joyous.

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[nudityandnerdery]

Assigned gender at bouncer

[gokart-weatherchart]

that spackled granite...

the tasteful hardness of it...

my god, it even has a dishwasher.

i lose my grip on the counter, but it doesn't fall cause why would it