2010′s Internet Memes Starters
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I-”
“Let me tell you why that’s bullshit.”
“Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.”
“Has science gone too far?”
“Do you think this is a motherfucking game?”
“Brushie brushie brushie~”
“Spooky scary skeletons!”
“You could stop at five or six stores, or, just ONE.”
“You hear about video games?”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“ ‘It will be FUN’, they said!”
“And not a single fuck was given that day.”
“The rent is too damn high!”
“Whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?”
“Shut up and take my money!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
“I hope you step on a LEGO.”
“That really rustled my jimmies.”
“And then a skeleton popped out!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“This isn’t even my final form!”
“Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about [insert]?”
“You have no power here!”
“What a time to be alive.”
“If I pull that off, will you die?”
“It will be extremely painful…for you.”
“Local man ruins everything.”
“I am the one who knocks!”
“This is the darkest timeline.”
“I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
“I’ve seen enough [insert] to know where THIS is going.”
“Everyday I’m shufflin’-”
“Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…”
“Man door hand hook car door-”
“Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on my sweater already, Mom’s spaghetti-”
“When [place] is ashes, you have my permission to die.”
“I only cried for 20 minutes.”
“Pepperidge Farm remembers.”
“Go home, [Name], you’re drunk.”
“Apply cold water to that burn.”
“That’s a nice new [insert]. It would be a shame if something happened to it…”
“I too, like to live dangerously.”
“You know nothing, [Name].”
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
“Does this look like the face of mercy?”
“Stop trying to make [insert] happen! It’s not going to happen!”
“You merely adopted the darkness.”
“I will find you, and I will kill you.”
“I understood that reference!”
“Listen here, you little shit-”
“It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.”
“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.”
“How do you do, fellow kids?”
“*teleports behind you* Nothing personal, kid.”
“Pee is stored in the balls.”
“Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.”
“That’s the evilest thing I can imagine!”
“When u mom com home and make hte spagheti-“
“When will you learn? When will you learn?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!”
“helo would u like some of this hot choclety milk?”
“Be strong, [Name]. Be strong for Mother.”
“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”
“Shrek is love, Shrek is life.”
“Heard you were talking shit!”
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
“Look at me. I’m the captain now.”
“This could be us, but you playing.”
“They played us like a damn fiddle!”
“I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.”
“I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom!”
“Press F to pay respects.”
“Trust nobody, not even yourself.”
“It’s just a prank, bro!”
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”
“Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.”
“You just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand.”
“*chuckles* I’m in danger.”
“That wasn’t very cash money of you.”
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
“Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic.”
“Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’? Mmmm oh my GOD, stop fuckin’ lyin’~”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
“Congratulations, you played yourself.”
“Hello darkness my old friend~”
“Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne!”
“I have crippling depression!”
“That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo.”
“Take a fucking sip, babes.”
“Brother, may I have some oats?”
“God I wish that were me.”
“Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.”
“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”
“Let me in. LET ME IIIIIINNNNN!!!!!”
“You know I had to do it to ‘em.”
“Oh no baby what is you doin’???”
“Hey man, you see that guy over there?”
“Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy.”
“Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.”
“Somebody toucha my spaghet!”
“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”
“Yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation.”
“This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.”
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”
“All right then, keep your secrets.”
“They did surgery on a grape.”
“It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.”
“Look how they massacred my boy!”
“Bro! You just posted cringe! You are going to lose subscriber.”
“Bro, I’m straight-up not having a good time.”
“Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?”
“I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”
