Things And Stuff

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[guerrillatech]

[simariethehawk]

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

[the-tired-tenor]

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

I feel like the world has gotten collectively dumber in the past 5 years there has to be an event somewhere we can trace and directly link to these developments maybe someone turned a microwave in a way that they shouldn’t have I don’t know I just know something happened

[arirna]

[liberalsarecool]

I appreciate this worker solidarity.

[wizardpotions]

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

[epidaleacalamita]

hrelp

[goblininabubblebath]

so i’m not an actor at all, but i’m helping with my college’s spring musical, and—

i genuinely cannot believe how much dedication theater people have?? why the fuck do colleges treat football players like the epitome of talent and perseverance when these kids are rehearsing until literally MIDNIGHT, weeknight after weeknight, in preparation for the performances??

unbelievable

[stimman4000]

Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long

[plaidadder]

Shanah tovah and everyone look at this apple tart.

[blaruu]

I got somethins to say

[blaruu]

[fairycoffeebunnycat]

i already fED you

[hiveswap]

IRRELEVANT

[sackboys-moved]

When tech is translucent it’s like lingerie

[taciturnaccordionist-deactivate]

pinup calender but its this bad boy

[crazy-brazilian]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

[everythingfox]

“My cat’s favorite game is tug of war. He wants to be pulled slowly around the apartment for 15-30 min at a time and cries if you drop your end of the toy.”

(Source)

[6qubed]

that creacher be creaching

[goldenboygolden]

Creachin and reachin

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[transfemininomenon]

[reversewerewolf]

[transfemininomenon]

[ceevee5]

[goldenboygolden]

Well this is new....