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[adamreadsthewheeloftime]

Nynaeve and Egwene, having different tastes in men. :)

[goldeneyed-guardian]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[stoneroses]

[beverlyhillsmom]

the article just got better as i kept on reading

[manafromheaven]

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

[goldeneyed-guardian]

I've been told that in Ireland eating a whole raw potatoe is basically foreplay.

[kaladintaichou]

i love all the kholins! dalinar, jasnah, adolin, renarin, navani and *looks at smudged writing on hand* el hooker

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

Bernie is the president we need and deserve

[anddshelaughs]

Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.

[sonoanthony]

[goldeneyed-guardian]

Look at all those other poor politicians only flying in lowly private jets.

[kumagawa]

the fuck happened in those 139 replies

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[wolfxbrother]

Perrin realized he wanted to howl again. Frantically he walled himself off from contact with the wolves. Images seeped through, emotions, as he tried to stop them. Finally, though, he could no longer feel them, feel their pain, or their anger, or the desire to hunt the Twisted Ones, or to run… He gave himself a shake. […]Light, I almost didn’t come back that time. I can’t let that happen again. I won’t. Never again! But when he was with the wolves, it was all so different. He did not have to worry about strangers being afraid of him just because he was big, then. There was no one thinking he was slow-witted just because he tried to be careful. Wolves knew each other even if they had never met before. and with them he was just another wolf.No! His hands tightened on the haft of his axe. No!

Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time: The Dragon Reborn, Chapter 5 (via theravenchilde)

[thorodinson]

Deadpool invites his fans to CCXP Brazil in Sao Paulo for the Fox panel on December 4th.

[minaminokyoko]

“Okay,” Kincaid said. “Anyone have any questions?” “Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?” I said. Everyone glared at me.

Harry Dresden, Blood Rites, who is about to walk into a den full of Black Court vampires.

Harry, you fucking dumbass.

Also, marry me.

(via minaminokyoko)

[curubethion]

Catholic headcanon: Harry Dresden has a guardian angel who is just perpetually going “Harry no”.

“Imma go face down the local vampires on their home turf!” “Harry no”

“Imma go hunt down this book of dark rituals!” “Harry no”

“Imma go cut a deal with Queen Mab!” “Why me”

I may need to art this sometime in the future.

[goldeneyed-guardian]

You aren't /technically/ wrong

[hindzbeanz]

Dresden Files - Grave Peril

“Holy shit,“ I breathed. “Hellhounds.” “Harry,” Michael said sternly. “You know I hate it when you swear.” “You’re right. Sorry. Holy shit,” I breathed, “heckhounds.”

[thepigeongazette]

Viva la ramen~~~

[lamignonette]

[nesija]

who is she

[goldeneyed-guardian]

Moisturize me!

[otarsus]

“I think hanging people is a poor choice of professions for an executioner. Better to be the guy with an axe.” He frowned at her. “You see,” she said, “with the axe, it’s easier to get ahead.” He stared. Then, after a moment, he winced. “Oh storms, that was awful.” “No, it was FUNNY. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don’t worry. I’m here to help.”

Shallan and Kaladin, Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson (via theravenchilde)

[tworiverslongbow]

Unresolved issues in AMOL

I am I the only one who sees randland as being almost completely doomed to seachan domination at the end of the wheel of time?

They barely fight in the last battle do there armies are pretty much intact. While the rest of the nations are pretty much obliterated. Also in terms of channellers, they surly have almost complete dominance now as the black and white towers are severely depleted. Even if the white towers load of new recruits could be trained they still could barely match them.

Yeah Mat is there prince but I doubt he could do much to stop Tuon taking advantage of the situation the worlds in, peace of the dragon or not.

[goldeneyed-guardian]

I dunno man, the white and black towers showed what they could do pretty impressively when they work together.

Could the Seanchan, who only have female channelers as far as I remember, really hold up against that?

[mercenary-tributary]

This is finally done: a more concise description of demon summoning. This kind of handbook would probably have been given out to all the military cadet mages. For further reading:

[Detailed Explanation of Demonic Constructs] 

[Examples of Amalgams] 

[Magician Character Reference]

[Amalgam Character Reference]

[rabbivole]

sometimes i swear it’s like this universe was designed specifically to hit every single one of my ‘THAT’S FUCKING RAD’ buttons