fuck ‘em all

amanda. she/her. 35.

[goldenhourhimbo]

the k bogen saga going down on threads is going to be a documentary some day

calling it now

[ryebreadgf]

[goldenhourhimbo]

Wes: we may need to talk about the tool budget. You *he smirks* let me have fun in the blue store so you can shop at the pink store!

Me: do I even HAVE a pink store?

Wes: yes it’s the bookstore.

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[laura1633]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[piastri]

HUGO EYEWEAR

[sea-shelly]

So glad my longtime favourite racing series is back this week. No I DON'T always think a post with NLS is talking about the fake NHL in heated rivalry first. I love (glances at smudged writing on my hand) northscheffield

[iolesbookshelf]

The crows throughout Shadow&Bone

[karvina]

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

[exhuastedpigeon]

Basketball Hoops Challenge with Alex Albon & Carlos Sainz at the United States Grand Prix!

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[slutforpringles]

Daniel: I hope Max does well! Fan: Me too. I’m calling it, it’s gonna be MV5 year. Daniel: I feel ya! Yeah, and he has number three now, so it's cool.

Daniel talking about Max with a fan outside Enchante's Melbourne pop-up | via

[bratcciardo]

incredible things are happening in my comment section… more info about the OP’s conversation:

[goldenhourhimbo]

Wes: whatcha typin’

Me: my profound thoughts on the devastating fan edits I am watching of my blorbos. Obviously.

[goldenhourhimbo]

Coming back to this website after an extended absence is like coming home but no one will tell you the current beef and you’re doing deep detective work to piece it together

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[grogumaximus]

Daniel: woah, this is the three