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[gonefanposts]

Hi

Soo this might turn into a gone series blog

Cuz I kinda wanna post hc about the characters of gone so if there´s any you wanna see do ask

[dreamsoncecrushedunderthestars]

GODDDDDDDDDDDD I WISH EVERYONE WAS READING GONE SERIES. AND TALKING ABT GONE SERIES.

[gonefanposts]

SAMEEEEE

[iamarobotguys]

I’m not personally neogender or use neo pronouns, I’m a binary trans man, but you guys are SO cool and I hate how much you guys get hated on. If you use ze/zir or something like angel/angelself you are SO COOL. Never let anyone tell you otherwise 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[haha-leigh]

I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

[hisroyalnerd]

I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

[tobinlaughing]

I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

[businesstiramisu]

this is the guy who wrote Entry of the Gladiators btw

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[plush-anon]

#awww #wholesome greek mythology #bet you’ve never seen that phrase before (via @philosopherking1887)

[jeannefostergoriot]

I saw this on Insta and said I had to write it someday.

It found me on Tumblr when I am not writing anything.

I uhhh yeah, let’s read the Odyssey fully and plan.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[salamencerobot]

...how???

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Nope, the eyes are made of something that doesn't dissolve in water, so they just stuck around. I was tempted to put one or two in each bottle for luck but I ended up deciding against it. When I tasted it the first time, they clinked against my teeth in a way that was extremely uncanny and unexpected

[elodieunderglass]

Enchanting!

[mercedesrollinballer]

Everyone really sat in that town meeting and said Astrid was wrong for trying to give Mary time off from the daycare and then seven hours later Mary tried to lead a bunch of preschoolers off a cliff smh

[dianaladrislovebot]

it’s that time of year again folks

[ichorink]

finally listened to episode 3 of the gonecast, wanted to doodle an artistic rendition of the fabled fayzburger. buy it and you get a cool coyote action figure

pleeeaaaese listen 2 the gonecast , its real neat and such a fun thing to have in a small fandom like this. the hosts r super cool dudes and its nice to just zone out and listen to ppl exploring the gone chapters in depth

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[thejamdergod]

I almost liked before I finished reading-

I SHALL BREAK THE REBLOG BUTTON!

[ivyanddaisies]

+  +  +

[mrdyketator]

I might be a lil biased, BUT HELL YES ARE ACES/AROS QUEER!!

[alantoonarts]

Reblog! >:3

[8-bitfandoms]

r e b l o g t h i s m o t h e r f * c k e r

[sweetdreamlandchaos-deactivated]

REBLOG THIS NOW >:( 

[smol-bi-nb-boi-deactivated20211]

if you like

you die

[pekowithabat]

I think this is the first time something was on my dash that I haven’t liked- ACE/ARO RIGHTS!!!

[stellathebracer-deactivated2023]

Ofc! @w4nderingdreamer

[a-decaying-nightlight-deactivat]

Guess i gotta reblog since im aro ace

[ab--n-deactivated20251026]

REBLOG

[smaaenart]

Time to reblog

[seaslug-enjoyer]

REBLOG SILLIES

[rin-the-fandom-weirdo]

As an Ace. Yeah.

[switchingaccountssblog-deactiva]

GONE roleplays are absolutely amazing. But so rare too. I'm in one. And let me tell you, I have created absolute CHAOS. It's been a week and I've caused someone's hand to get cut off. 💀

But no fr, GONE roleplays hit different. My OCs go fucking bonkers

[gonefanposts]

Yeah, I´m in the same roleplay, one of my characters, a friend of theirs, has gotten shot and now they´re planning to kill someone in a grocery store.

[gonefanposts]

I´m making a headcanons book on wattpad my username there is the same as here and the book´s titled gone headcanons

The first 2 chapters are up and are about the Coates trio (Drake, Diana and Caine

[gonefanposts]

I´ve now quit the headcanons book because I´m working on another fanfic, called the FAYZ reimagined it´s also on wattpad so maybe give it a read,

[gonefanposts]

I´m making a headcanons book on wattpad my username there is the same as here and the book´s titled gone headcanons

The first 2 chapters are up and are about the Coates trio (Drake, Diana and Caine

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Neurotypicals are encouraged to reblog this btw but if you think I'm broken for being autistic I'll break your bones

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Bringing this back celebrate autism and the vital diversity of humanity with me by burning Autism Speaks to the ground

[ichorink]

Fan art I drew of drake merwin dying in a glue trap

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[verdigrie-deactivated20230921]

It’s not about who’s got powers, morons. It’s about who’s not afraid. And who’s going to do what has to be done.