im actually KING but whatever

hey guys previously dreamsoncecrushedunderthestars

[miidniite]

has this been done yet??

[beetlestarz]

in a perfect world humans did not colonize or urbanize or any of that shit we just lived with the other critters and we were happy

[lesbianlyonelb]

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

[realest-slenderman]

8 pages you say

[thepinkdread]

[Arranged Marriage AU - where Alicent accepted Rhaenyra's offer to wed Aegon and Jacaerys, so "They may rule together"]

[loveyazy]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-?) 3.08 | The Treasons at Tumbleton

[leeahwilliamson]

THE SCENE

[dreamfyrefairy]

I love this scene, but I also love how it's shot and I can't stop laughing at this camera movement and how Aegon pops in. Imagine you're overwhelmed with existential dread about your son, and your brother/husband does THIS. I cannot stop laughing.

[serving-saucy-fanfics]

his expression like Don't upset the dragon. Don't scare your sister.

[thomastair]

what if you were declared king by your crazy abusive evil uncle and while you were grappling with the moral question of thousands dying in your name you had to tactfully comfort your other uncle who you can only assume was having gay sex with the late lord commander of the kingsguard based on your evil uncle’s homophobic insinuations and your gay uncle’s clear genuine devastation that has him monologuing to you, age sixteen, about how death comes for everyone no matter what. happened to my good friend daeron the daring

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ct-5757]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[thanook]

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

[wizardchicken]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[egardanier]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[totally-cis-offical]

Or one of the most sensational choices: No human gender.

[the-siliconvalley-blog]

[vegasphil998]

The one meme. You know the one. Here’s the SV version folks👼

[laszlovampiric]

When the fandom is so dead you have to make this 🥀

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[kiwibirbkat]

@kindyuriprince says August 4th is a GOOD DAY!!!!

[very-straight-blog]

So you're telling me that Aegon was willing to die, alone against an army, just to stay by his dragon's side, stay strong, stay King. His pride and honor were more important to him than his life, and he was so, so brave. And Sunfyre, sensing that his rider was in danger, came to the rescue? It's a whole three course meal are you kidding me.

[theconcealedweapon]

"But the ICE agent's life was in danger."

Good. You chose to be a Nazi. It should be dangerous to be a Nazi.

Just stay home and you won't be killed. That's what you ICE dipshits say to people you murder. Maybe you should take your own advice.

[kindyuriprince]

WE JUST GOT THE WORST MONSTER FLAVOR EVER.

IT FREAKING TASTES LIKE A GRAPE PEDIALITE FREEZER POP THINGS