Standing. With an. Army.

I know that we don't look like much, but no one fucks it up like us.

[insomniac-arrest]

average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

[oceanflowerrs]

fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

[turoce]

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[goo-major]

@nancysnewnightmare

[wafflehousegothic]

the ppl getting mad at tswift for saying "hey it's fucking weird that you've been speculating abt my sexuality for a decade" are the same people who are like "omg you need a dictionary to understand the lyrics to folklore" and the words theyre referring to are "dwindling" & "mercurial". Perhaps Pick Up A Book And Think For Once

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

[shedidntevenswear]

this question comes with the obvious caveat that we love all (or nearly all) of taylor’s songs, but i want to know what you all think is the song that taylor loves waaaaay more than the fandom does. like whats the one that has the widest gap between taylor being super proud of it and the fandom just being like “its aight”?

[wouldvebeensweet]

WHEN I TELL YOU I'M IN TEARS AT THIS

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[uncle-cazador]

This is how you get dog girl vtubers

[noxtheox]

You really tagged this damn blazed post about IBS with #shitter?????

[coughloop]

#SHITTER

[noxtheox]

#SHITTER

[exclamaquest]

#SHITTER

[thunderpibb]

#SHITTER

[only-tiktoks]

[makahitaki]

[changelingsrule]

This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

[kristiemewisstan]

i believe nothing until it is from Taylor Alison Swift’s or Tree Paine’s mouth until then this is all gossip and rumors and as a fan base i think we all know that you shouldn’t believe the gossip and rumors

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Link and Ganondorf’s rivalry 30 years: We are inexorably tied together by fate and ideology. We are each other’s opposite in the worst and most poetic way possible. We are enemies, we are brothers, we will destroy each other and the world around us over and over again.

Samus and Ridley’s rivalry after 30 years: BY GOD, IT’S SAMUS ARAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

[infectiouspiss]

british people call boypussy blokehole btw

[infectiouspiss]

[loveisbraveandwild]

ok whats taylor’s worst album other than debut

fearless

speak now

red

1989

reputation

lover

folklore

evermore

midnights

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

btw im not saying debut is her worst album i just fear the data will skew that way

[papasmoke]

do you think they fuck donuts to make the holes?

have you ever been so isolated and depressed that every consecutive moment felt heavier than the last as if gravity was increasing exponentially and you knew there would never be any release?

[brucebocchi]

hello, former professional baker here! the answer to both questions is yes

[witchblade]

[catcryptid]

[banukai-deactivated20241106]

@honkhonkcitrus