Hi, My Name is Jesy Blue

I'll make you famous. I was born a poor black child. I am the future; how do you like what you see? I'm the reason everyone's fired up this evening. I don't know the book, the chapter or the verse. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I take that back, protect me and give me the strength to fight back. I am inside each and every single one of you; just look inside and I will be there waving out at ya, naked wearing only a cock ring..... heh, heh, heh. I live for quotes

[animentality]

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[homunculus-argument]

Telling a beautiful woman that she's beautiful is like telling a child you haven't seen for a long time that they've grown since the last time you saw them. You get the urge to say that because this is something you don't see every day, but they live like that every day, and there is simply no polite way for them to say "yes, I am aware. I have no idea who you are, btw."

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[animentality]

[writingdose]

a million times this. “I don’t like these xyz fics” then don’t read them. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!!!! no one forces you to read anything you don’t want to read. no one forces you to consume art you don’t enjoy. it’s so easy to click that mute or block button. instead of insulting fanfics or fan art for not fitting your personal liking, either choose something that does fit your personal liking, or write the fic you want to read yourself / draw the art you want to consume yourself.

fanfic writers and fan artists create as THEIR hobbies. they create for themselves and their own enjoyment. they don’t create for strangers’ approval

[furryprovocateur]

lmfaooooo

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people with migraines are like “zero calorie sweeteners give me migraines” and then people are like “no you don’t there’s no proof for that” and yet whenever I eat stevia my head feels like there’s a thousand metal rats trying to escape from it no matter how many times I’m told that I’m making it up.

[drops-of-universe]

girl will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a mans parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.